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An involuntary clip of our recent Valentine's Party, I'm in here too. Can't believe they put this on the Arthur Murray Website.... ____________________________________________________________ ________ We just danced this at Kenilworth last week:
10 Dance Medley - 11/7/09

Paris Lohan, Go Directly to My Room. | MySpace Video ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------------a Tango routine, rehearsal: ________________________________________________________Chec k it out, a video of me dancing a West Coast Swing routine with Mario and Francine, June 6, 2009. _________________________________________________________ West Coast Swing routine - "Trouble" with Francine, Mario & Lisa
------------------------------------------------------------ -------Orchid Rescuer: I am a absolute sucker for droopy, wilted, no-one-wants-em Phalaenopsis orchids that you see left on the racks at Whole Foods Markets, Target, Home Despot and Loews (and my dance school cough ahem cough). It's almost like I hear them say, "psst hey! you heard me...please take me home, give me dry bark to sink my fat, juicy air roots into and then water me with some bloom boost fertilizer and set me on your windowsill....don't let me die here due to neglect and mistreatment." I hear them and answer by doing exactly that, and they reward me with such long lasting, astounding beauty..eventually....For some reason I am able to take the shittiest lookng orchid with no blooms, broken leaves and shriveled up air-roots home with me, knowing I won't get a bloom for at least a year. It gives me such a tremendous sense of satisfaction when they finally do bloom, it's a feeling akin to an orgasm. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I have no faults, only critics... :D-- OH,FUCK YOU if you CAN'T take a JOKE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bird whisperer: I am an avid bird watcher and can easily identify all the local birds. One time, I had a nanday conyer named Freddy sit on my shoulder, it slowly crept up close to my face and nuzzled my cheek...when the owner Frank put his shoulder to mine to retrieve the conyer, it dug its claws into my shoulder and leaned toward my cheek because it didn't want to leave me. I almost cried. and he ALWAYS did this with me, every time I saw Freddy. SAD NEWS UPDATE 3/31/08: I saw Frank, Freddy's owner at Tic Tock Saturday night, he told me Freddy the Conyer died a month ago of bird flu, and I completely fucking LOST IT at the diner table in the middle of the night. I started crying and all the drunk guidos and my friends were staring at me. I could care less. Never have I had such a connection with an bird or any animal for that matter...he was warmer to me than most humans I know.....he nuzzled MY cheek and I will never forget him and his peek-a-boo games and the exacting way he ate tortilla chips with one claw.......I truly love you Freddy and you too, Frank....he chose YOU all those years ago to live with, just flew down onto your shoulder out of a tree in West New York!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Another time I was in a petstore in Nutley, looking at this African Grey parrot. I'm like "helloooo!" a couple times, he ignored me, and all of a sudden I hear "CAWWW!!!HELLOOOOOOOOO!!!" from the adjoining room. I was like, what the fuck??? So I go in there and there's this giant white cockatoo swinging on a swing in his own little corner of the store. Of course, I go up to him and we had a little hello-hello conversation back and forth, and he was making me laugh so I must have tossed my head back in sincere laughter and the cockatoo starts tossing his head back and imitating me, like, verbatim!!!!! Well that made me laugh uproariously with tears spilling out my eyes. He keeps laughing my laugh, and I go, "I love you!!!" and he says "i Love you" back!!!! then he really starting flipping in his swing, showing off for me. I spent my lunch hour that day gushing over that bird. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Macaws getting their wings clipped: have you ever heard a Macaw growl at the petstore wing-clipper? FUCKING HYSTERICAL!!!!!! Those birds know exactly who does what to them and they hold grudges worse than humans!! After getting his wings clipped, this Macaw bird was wrapped in a towel being held by his owner who was paying the bill. The guy who actually did the wing clipping walks past and this fuckin bird lifts his head, made eye contact with such a dirty look and growled (an ear splitting sound, go to a pet store, you'll see what I mean.) and he even craned his neck to follow the guy away with his angry eyes. Me and my friend were doubled over laughing at that for like ten fuckin minutes. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I'm sometimes very scattered, deeply emotional, even angry...at other times I'm as bright as the sun... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~I respect people who respect me. I respect hard work. I admire those that work hard and reap their just rewards. I don't like scumbags who constantly make the wrong decisions in life and then expect others to foot the load for them. Go get yourself a fuckin life, you know???? You are faced with a good choice and a stupid one, stop making the stupid ones and expecting everyone else to wipe your ass for you. ___________________________________________________________R ecently, a gallery owner told me that someone wanted to buy my painting that he was framing for me...it was hanging up when he was done and a customer inquired about it!!!!! SOMEONE WANTED TO BUY A PAINTING I MADE!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! HO--LY--SHIT!!!!!!! oh-what-a-feelin!! So I obviously love creative studio art. I love to get my hands messy...____________________________________________________ _______