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El Tragico (JBC)

I was a hopeless romantic, now I'm just turning tricks

About Me

I'm far to complex for you to comprehend, I just like drawing, getting tattoos, watching a hideous amount of films and going to the burlesque that is mostly it
I have been accused of being
Morrissey
Elvis
A Legend
A psychobilly wanka
The English Justin Theroux
A Goffick
A Human colouring book

My Interests

Friends Tragedy
Vintage Styles
Quotes
Burlesque
Tattoos and Tatoo History
Art
Cinema
Comedy
Music
Clothes/Shopping
Obsession
Crime Scene photos
Dancing like a wanka

I'd like to meet:

Steven Patrick Morrissey
Victorian Whores
Lovely tattooed people
People who can have conversations
Drinking buddies
Lovers of Cinema
Ladies who wear flowers/bows in their hair
Tattooists
Photographers
Artists
Burlesque dancers
Collaboraters
Slang talkers and word makers
El Bombastico
The other one

Music:

The Smiths,Demented are go, Sick of it all, The Misfits,Morrissey,The Meteors, Jeff Lewis, 6 ft Ditch, Daniel Johnston, Tiger Army, Converge, Beastie Boys, Nekromantix,Tom Waits,The Cramps,Crass, Sex Pistols, Alkaline Trio, The opressed, The Transplants, Hatebreed, Walls of Jericho, Horrorpops, Mad Sin, Joy division, Guana Bats, Billy Idol, Black Flag, Stray cats, Big bad voodoo daddy, Lavay Smith, The Pogues+moreZ

Movies:

It's a Wonderful Life, Romper Stomper, Lord Of The Rings (Trilogy) Seventh Seal,Shaun of the Dead.Anchorman, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest,Un Chien Andalou, Clockwork Orange,The prestige, All the Romero Zombie films, Braindead, The wanderers,Eagle Vs Shark, The warriors, Gangs of New york, Audition, Oldboy, Ichi the killer, Superbad, Harry Potter (all of em). All The david Lynch masterpieces, Scarface, Donnie Brasco, Goodfellas, Godfather 1 and 2, Bad Boy Bubby,Old school, Tattoo, Toxic Avenger, Terror Firmer, Closer, Evil Dead 1&2 + Army of Darkness, Bubba ho tep, Jacob's ladder, Pervirella, Rope, Rear Window, Harvey,Psycho, Requiem for a dream, Happiness, Welcome to the Dollhouse+ loads morrrrrrrrrre

Television:

Alan Partridge, Spaced, Brass Eye, Nathan Barley, The Day Today, JAM, Vic Reeves Big Night Out, Black Adder, Twin Peaks, Family Guy, The Office, Extras, Knightmare, The Mighty Boosh, Peep Show, Eurotrash, Phoenix Nights, That Peter Kay Thing, Early Doors, The Royal Family, Nighty Night, League of Gentlemen, Marion and Geoff, Human Remains, Miami Ink,The Munsters, Flight Of The Conchords, Black Books

Books:

Let's Wreck, Get In The Van, Sunboiled Onions, Touching from a distance. The comeplete works of Oscar Wilde,Buckish Slang and Pickpocket Eloquence,One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest. Make Your own goddamm movie, Burlesque and the art of tease. His Dark Materials. Lord of The Rings, Motley Crue The Dirt, Lords of Chaos, The Teds, Fruits

Heroes:

The Jolly Boys
Sid Stovold
Morrissey
Oscar Wilde
Daniel Johnston

My Blog

New gf application

No thanks I'll stay on me own
Posted by El Tragico (JBC) on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 10:18:00 PST

Anxiety Attack

I lay down every night, but I can't get no rest, coz it starts spinning in my brain and then it's pounding in my chest What if I've wasted all my youth? What if I've wasted growing up? What if I've wa...
Posted by El Tragico (JBC) on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 06:16:00 PST

Is it the sound of a man wrestling with emotion?

Ok so I've decided not to refer to myself at "Straight Edge" anymore. The reasoning behind this is not anyone else's decision or influence onto me coz anyone that knows me will know I am a stubbon cun...
Posted by El Tragico (JBC) on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 01:08:00 PST

ZOMBIE NIGHT (The Reckoning)

If there's one thing I can't resist it's dressing up as a zombie ...
Posted by El Tragico (JBC) on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 07:50:00 PST

London Con

London tattoo con with the help of Big Tom and The Heathen I got my peekture taken with Kat Von D  Got a signed poster from Darren Brass perved at tattooed ladies and most importantly had a good ...
Posted by El Tragico (JBC) on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 02:05:00 PST

Birthday Etc

Me and the dance team mashed it up on Friday night even Sid came out with his mucky eye haha the legend! Enjoy!!!   ...
Posted by El Tragico (JBC) on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 01:43:00 PST

Girlfriend application revised

1. Favourite Film(s)??? 2. How many films can you comfortably watch in a day? 3. Have you read the zombie survival guide?? 4. Favourite Halloween or dress up outfit? 5. Chris Morris legend or loser???...
Posted by El Tragico (JBC) on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 12:51:00 PST

Uniform night JBC all over you face!

These motherfuckers got drunk, crunk and full of funk!!!!   ...
Posted by El Tragico (JBC) on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 04:44:00 PST

you can get this lapdance here for free

I've started so I'll finish
Posted by El Tragico (JBC) on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 10:22:00 PST

Things I need/Want to do

Make more films, Go to Tromadance next year, Go to Raindance film festival this year, finish learning to drive and pass my test, get tattooed in another country, go to more countries, get a new job, m...
Posted by El Tragico (JBC) on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 10:13:00 PST