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DISASTER

Aim to please, SHOOT TO KILL x

About Me


NEWSFLASH
Read it all, maybe you'll feel like you know me or something. It's not self obbssesion, it's self indulgence. What else are these sites here for?
Being a cunt is not cool. Yes, I still am, sometimes, but I'm trying to change that. Being negative is not cool. Being rude, impolite, or nasty for the sake of it is not cool. Karma will come around and stab you in the kidneys for it. For the first time in my life, I'm surrounded by positive people, people who support me and take care of me, and who I can be there for in return. I'm still not as secure, confident, patient or able to deal with things as I'd like to be, but I'm getting there. Thank you.
I'm an individual, like all the others. I have an infatuation with people who speak other languages, or with an accent. I'm always on a diet or health kick. It never lasts. I have no idea how to be 'sexy', so I don't bother trying, I'm a goof. A nerd. A DORK. I can't sing, but I don't let that stop me. I love to write letters and send parcels to all my friends. I'm in love with the memory of James Dean <3 I'm too honest. I'm impulsive. I have a weakness for eyes, hips, bruises and biscuits. Nothing makes me feel naughty like a dirty bassline or a coy smile. I dance at inappropriate moments. I laugh to stop myself from crying.
There's not much I take seriously. I like having fun too much. Don't ever try and stop me. You'll know me when you see me, I'll be the one dancing around my bedroom to electropop in my pants. I'm addicted to disco, baby.
I'm a walking talking contradiction. I'm 100% honest and open, but I'm also a very private person...I'll let you inside my heart and mind, but never inside my cupboards.
I like to think that if I ignore something, it will go away. I DON'T do things by halves. I get bored easily. I can get obsessed with something one week and have forgotten it's existence by the next. My biggest fear is being forgotten about.
I'm too young to feel this disillusioned and too old to have this false hope.
NB: I only add people I actually know. If you want to add me because of SG, I've got an SG profile. Add that one. I've got my tits out and everything. Sigh.

My Interests

accents
ambience
anything japanese
arguing
awesomeness
badgers
basslines
bears
beatdowns
being pretentious
being together
biscuits
bitching
biting
bling bling
bmxers arms
body modification
books
boys
boys kissing other boys
brass knuckles
bruises
buff ting
candy
chewed lips
cold pillows
collarbones
comfortable silence
comics
contradiction
cowboys
crushes
cunt
dancing
decandence
dinosaurs
dirrrty pop
disco
drama
ebay
electro
electronica
elitism
exs and ohs
eye contact
eyes
fake arrogance
fashion
fighting
four-poster beds
gangsters
getting mail
getting off
gift packages
giggles
gigs
giraffes
glamour
good english
gossip
guns
hardcore
hiding under the covers
hipbones
holding hands
honesty
hugs
i-love-you's
injokes
intelligence
interaction
irony
james dean
kisses
kittens
knitting
knives
latin
love
lovebites
making lists
making music
making out
meeting new people
messy hair
mixtapes
mosh
music
naps
naughtiness
neck kissing
nicknames
nudity
obliques
obsessions
pandas
photography
pirates
porn
posing
promoting
pulling hair
quoting
rain
road trips
robots
rockabilly
rockstars
romance
sarcasm
scars
scratching
screaming
shaking my booty
shoes
shopping
sleaze
sleeping
spazzing out
stars
staying up all night
straightedge
suicide girls
swearing
talking shit
tattoos
text messages
the 50s
the internet
thrift stores
tickling
tragedy
underwear
unity
vanity
vintage
violence
walking in the dark
whispering
writing letters
zombies

I'd like to meet:

Someone who thinks I'm worth it

Music:

Punk/Pop-Punk, Hardcore, Metal, Emo, Rockabilly, ElectroPop/Clash/Trash, Ambient, Indie...Anything I can shake my rump to

Movies:

Jonny Depp/James Dean/Seth Green

STAR WARS, Party Monster, Can't Hardly Wait, Anchorman, Napoleon Dynamite, The Princess Bride, Idle Hands, Rocky Horror and other camp musicals, Se7en, Resevoir Dogs, Brain Dead, Pulp Fiction, The Virgin Suicides, Fight Club, Memento, Starship Troopers, Battle Royale, Pirates of the Carribean, Donnie Darko, American Psycho, Memoirs of a Geisha...and Sister Act 2 (shhhhh)

Television:

America's Next Top Model, Extreme Makeover, Nip/Tuck, Lost, The League of Gentlemen, Brass Eye, The Day Today, Jam, Spaced, Big Train, The MIGHTY FOOKIN BOOSH, Little Britain, Family Guy, Twin Peaks

Books:

Oh gosh, far too many. Fave authors = Roman Dirge, Jhonen Vasquez, Mark Z Danielewski, Chuck Palahuniuk, Jeffery Eugenides, Brett Easton Ellis, Irvine Welsh, Joyce, Will Self, Kurt Vonnegut, JD Sallinger, William Golding, HG Wells, George Orwell

Heroes:

Tyler Durden, Cap'n Jack Sparrow, James Dean, Roman Dirge, Jade Puget

Heroes: see also 'Guys I would like to do'..

My Blog

2007

1-Did you kiss anyone?A few people. One more than others.2-Did you date anyone?Yesh3-Will you have anyone to kiss when the ball drops this year?My ...
Posted by DISASTER on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 08:56:00 PST

Proof Im a fuck-up

Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Stability |||||| 23% Orderliness |||||| 30% Accommodation || 10% Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56% Int...
Posted by DISASTER on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:28:00 PST

NEW BEST FACE

No Chuck Norris this time and why are they all azn? :(...
Posted by DISASTER on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 08:28:00 PST

BEST FACE

CHUCK NORRIS?...
Posted by DISASTER on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 04:44:00 PST

100 boring factoids

1. What time do you get up in the mornings?8am2. How many beers until you're drunk?None3. Do you like beer or hard liquor?Fucking love the stuff4. Have you ever had a one night stand?Some. Things neve...
Posted by DISASTER on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 08:31:00 PST

X MARKS THE SPOT

You are[] Short, under 5'4[] 5'4 -5'6"[x] 5'7" - 6'0[] Tall 6'1 and upNATURALLY[] blonde[] redhead[x] brunette[] dirty blonde/brownish[]dark brown[] black[] blue-eyed[] brown-eyed[] green-eyed[] hazel...
Posted by DISASTER on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 08:47:00 PST

Honestly

THE HONESTY QUIZTAKE IT1.Honestly, where are you now?Gary's room2.Honestly, have you ever failed a subject in high school?No3.Honestly, what's on your mind?Where to put my new Carnage figure in the ro...
Posted by DISASTER on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 06:04:00 PST

A2Z-z0r

A - Age of 1st kissermmm...old. NEXT B - Band you are listening to right nowOpen Hand C - CrushMany D - Dog's nameNope E - Easiest person to talk toGary, because he doesn't talk back F - Favorite...
Posted by DISASTER on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 06:43:00 PST

Layers

I stole this from Hayley. Thse are funLAYER ONE: On The Outside- Name: Disco- Birth date: 24/08/1985- Birthplace: Swindon- Current Location: See above- Eye Color: Grey- Hair Color: Naturally brown, cu...
Posted by DISASTER on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST