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Piney

Word of the day: Grampire. Definition: old goth that shoulda moved on!

About Me

Blah, blah, blah, about me, i'm so awesome, blah, blah. I like some stuff and don't like some stuff. I like daffodils and fat cats and coffee and sushi and tortured white boys singing. I don't like religion and bigots and black pepper and boys that send mixed messages.If I don't know you and you wanna "friend" me, you best have the decorum to send me a message first. And for you supremely mediocre bands and x rated girls and all the other lame spammers, DO NOT FRIEND ME. Or I will find you....

My Interests

BANTER!!! Why are so many people banter-challenged? I heart good, random-references, sarcasm and wise-assedness - banter! I also love design in all forms - art, fashion, architecture, landscaping. Music, animals, plants, home repair. Playing with language. The word FUCK, and equally innocous things that people choose to find offensive, when there are real offenses going on in the world.

I'd like to meet:

Christopher Guest, David Cross, Christopher Moore, Judi Dench, Mike Holmes, John Lennon, Frank Lloyd Wright, and George W Bush (in a dark alley).

Music:

I'm into jazz and blues these days... Billy Holiday, Chet Baker, Nina Simone, Robert Johnson, etc. I like little pieces, the best pieces, of many genres. Folk and new wave and classic rock and hip hop and industrial and more. Joni Mitchell, Johnny Cash, Tom Waits, PJ Harvey, Sade, Death Cab, Depeche Mode, Jeff Buckley, Fleetwood Mac, old Michael Jackson, Public Enemy, Bob Marley, David Grey, Radiohead, Sarah McLachlin, etc.

Movies:

Blood Diner! Sword and the Sorcerer, Freaks, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, American Beauty, all things Christopher Guest (Spinal Tap, Best in Show, etc). Sleepaway Camp, Weird Science, The Jerk, Color Purple, Repo Man, Shakespeare in Love, The Royal Tennenbaum's, Beastmaster, Clash of the Titans

Television:

Big Love, Rome, Six Feet Under, The Daily Show, Project Runway, Law & Order, Clean Sweep (so satisfying, for us obsessive compulsive types), Forensic Files, National Geographic shows, the History Channel

Books:

Lamb - the Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal (and everything else by Christopher Moore), Transmetropolitan (comic), The Shipping News, Natural History of the Senses, The Last Unicorn, The Giving Tree.

Heroes:

Christopher Guest, Eames, Frank Lloyd Wright, Erte, Joni Mitchell, Jon Stewart

My Blog

She like to lead....the glamorous life!

I want a cigarette desperately&such a nice grey day. An absurdly oversized cup of coffee with cream and brown sugar in one hand, a cigarette in the other&that's what I want. But I'm being good. BOOORI...
Posted by Piney on Wed, 21 May 2008 12:49:00 PST

vegas is the butthole of america

welcome to the pit of despair...don't even think about trying to escape! yes, that's right, i'm in vegas. this city is without a soul. a seedy pit of gluttony, consumerism, ass-hot weather, bright lig...
Posted by Piney on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 06:14:00 PST

CARPE DIEM, BITCHES!

Seize the day. The power has been out for tens of thousands in Oregon since Thursday, including myself. It's been so cold in my house, I could see my own breath. I finally gave in last night and went ...
Posted by Piney on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 02:05:00 PST

Yasemin, Jim Bob and mi Familia!!

When I first heard that my dear friend Yasemin and her hub to be Jim Bob were getting married in Mexico, I was a little wary. All of my trips to Mexico had been filled with noise and stinkiness, not t...
Posted by Piney on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 01:05:00 PST

Oh le Canada!

Oh, le Canada!  I spent the last week in Montreal visiting my newly Canadian-ed Dad.    Here are a few of the things I learned: -         The Qu...
Posted by Piney on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 02:49:00 PST