Jerko the Clown

I had a 'Leave it to Beaver' upbringing in a middle class Boulder neighborhood. I got in to punk rock in 1980 after a friend played the Sex Pistols for me. Since then I have played in a few bands (Sane Asylum, Pompous Hairchild, Warlock Pinchers as Jerko the Clown), been a bouncer, a roadie, a clown, a minister (ULC), a cyclist, a soldier, and many other things in my efforts to live life to the fullest while not directly or indirectly (the latter I know is sometimes unavoidable) harming anyone else. I'm a utopian idealist of sorts, a Trekkie, Sci-Fi enthusiast, a man who always hopes that people in our society will someday learn to be nice to everyone.
You are Superman
Superman 70%
Green Lantern 70%
Iron Man 70%
Spider-Man 65%
The Flash 65%
Robin 57%
Supergirl 55%
Hulk 55%
Catwoman 55%
Wonder Woman 45%
Batman 35% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
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Your results:
You are Derrial Book (Shepherd)
Derrial Book (Shepherd) 80%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 70%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 65%
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 65%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 65%
River (Stowaway) 65%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 50%
Inara Serra (Companion) 40%
Wash (Ship Pilot) 35%
Alliance 35%
A Reaver (Cannibal) 20% Even though you are holy
you have a mysterious past.
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Which Star Wars Jedi/Sith are you?

Qui-Gon Jin
You are the original mentor and the original one who screwed over the galaxy by finding Anakin. Don’t worry, no one’s really holding it against you. You are very monk-like in your demeanor, calm and sure of yourself, but not arrogant. Looking at Obi-wan, you must have been a great master, and you were the one who discovered the secret to immortality. You have to be proud of yourself, but you are probably to humble to do so.

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Warlock Pinchers [1/6] @Gothic Theater(Denver) 02-22-92
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