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You're An Asshole

Chances are, I hate you.

About Me


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My Interests

Carmine's Eggplant Rolls, pissing on my roommates toothbrushes, sophisticated handshakes and porcelain angel collectables.

I'd like to meet:

Jolie Holland and Michael Douglas' personal stylist.

Music:

Aaron Neville and TLC.

Movies:

Romancing The Stone, Gotcha, Just One Of The Guys, Teen Wolf and Coupon The Movie.

Books:

"Never-Say-Diet" by: Richard Simmons.

Heroes:

Anyone who has ever been stabbed.