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Vic McGlynn

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About Me



Hello, I used to be someone...but now have no immense almighty power in making or breaking your band as I'm on a world doss trip for a year or two, so please don't add me on a sporadic hassling basis, as I will find you and break your drummers fingers. If you would like to contact me, then this is my new email address [email protected] - but back to the informal intro, cats...

Hiya, I'm Vic, I'm a statuesque lady of 29 who was bred in Blackpool - hence why I lack class.

I suffer from a superiority complex because I'm so tall, and always at the back of my mind lingers the thought "I do not fear you, for I could kill you...". I mean you no harm in reality, but always remember; I am better than you, as I can get reach items from top shelves, play basketball, and could probably win a fight against a kangaroo. My polar talent is that I have unfeasibly small hands, so I can move a grain of rice from atop a jenga tower with staggering accuracy.I cannot however pot hole in small crevices and have been known to become stuck for several hours (N.Yorkshire 1989).
I am currently in Australia building a new life for myself and my 17 Sudanese cousins. I love it here, and hope to stay.
In my spare time I like to OFFROAD!!! I like to be a bit stupid, banter, smile and take part in bad 80's dancing competitions. I maintain that in Hat Trumps, the mini top hat (worn at jaunty angle) beats the fez.

My Interests

Fads, Drums, retro style, cycling, talking to animals, camping, gigs, rambling, running around the house naked, festivals, birdies, comedy, travelling, friends and family. Oh and the sound of my own voice obviously.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can fit into a suitcase, so I can take them on a free holiday...A man with a tattooed suit.People who like to eat metal things.Somebody else who was horrified on discovering that vunerable is spelt with two l's. I feel such a fool.

Music:

Top of my head - Bjork, Boards of Canada, Air, Too many dj's, Soulwax, Tom Vek, Led Zeppelin, Queen, ELO, Devo, Phoenix, Sparks, Joy Division, Kraftwerk, Fleetwood Mac (Peter Green), French house, Polyphonic Spree, Graham Coxon, Muse, I am kloot, Goldfrapp, Basement Jaxx, Mew, Scandinavian electro, Death from Above, The Knife, Gotye, whomadewho, Cutcopy, Queens of the Stoneage, Labi Siffre, Ralph myerz and the Jack Herren Band, Duran Duran, Sufjan Stevens, Radiohead, Blur, Pulp. The Rapture, Elbow, Doves...and Tears for Fears. Oddly.Heavy rock with death metal bass, vocoder vocals, beefy shit kicking drums, bleeps, dirty chunky beats, strings, synth, vibra-slap, theremin, cymbals, brass, cheesy brass, full on brass, and a xylophone would probably be my ideal soundtrack.

Movies:

Torromolinos '73, Ghostworld, American Beauty, Back to the future II, Revenge of the nerds, shit high school comedies.

Television:

Comedy. Alan Partidge. Young Ones. Peep Show. Shameless. Greenwing. The Day today. Prisoner Cell Block H. Kath and Kim. Summer Heights High. The 'American' Office. Curb your Enthusiasm.

Books:

Viz annuals and a variety of other throwaway literature which should only be read upon the throne, and weekly womens publications costing no more than 60p.

Heroes:

Bjork, Kevin Spacey, Vera Duckworth, Dolly Parton, Alan Partridge, John Peel, Mark n' Lard, Mo Mowlan, Wonder Woman, Rik Mayall, Tommy Cooper, Stephen Fry, Brenda Blethyn, Julie Walters.