Dan Moody

Hello. My name's Dan Moody, owner of Kitchen Planet off of the A416 - 10,000 square feet of pure kitchen! I come from Norwich in the county of Norfolk, which many people describe as the rump of Britain, but my darling wife Ceri sees it more as a big boob. I read the Daily Mail, which, as a bloke I once knew said, is "arguably the best newspaper in the world." I drive a Lexus. I have a thing about Lexi (plural) - I often see them as the Japanese Merecedes. I hate Mercs though - people who drive them are saaaaaaaad. I love drinking a nice flavia every now and then as well as the occasional Kenco coffee. My favourite drink though is Director's bitter (I have it coming out of my taps!). My wife Ceri and I are very close and love meeting up and socialising with other people, be it single people or couples - she enjoys the feel of cold granite-effect kitchen surface on her back. I wear Lynx Voodoo.