Johnny Carcinogen - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am a horror film junky!
Zombie movies make me happy.
I love sarcasm, deadpan humor, creating really awkward situations, and causing scenes in public.
I really like punk music and breakcore stuff.
My real name is Jason.
I have serious trust issues.
I feel that organized religion is a crutch to carry the weak.
To me, ballroom dancing is not a sport.
I am very much pro-choice.
I really enjoy good political and/or religious debate.
I collect antique books, and my prized posession is a copy of John Milton's "Paradise Lost" that's almost 200 years old.
I smoke and drink regularly.
I am always late.
I am barely responsible for myself.
I never plan ahead more than a few hours.
I hate bands that sound better on their CD's than they do live.
I have a serious problem with authority.
I have been arrested once, but the charges were dropped.
I only shave once a week.
I feel that burning the American flag, whether or not it is something that I would do, is a right granted to us by the first amendment.
I detest the current administration and their conservative agenda.
I was a vegetarian for over 4 years, and am trying to slowly go back to it.
I am passive aggressive.
I am not very proud of my ability to lie very well, but it has helped on numerous occasions.
Finally, I think "fishing" is just plain cruel.
Feel free to email me here or at: v0cifer8(at)hotmail.com
...or, if I happen to be on Instant Messenger: v0cifer8
(in both the "0" is a "zero" not an "O")
"He sewed his eyes shut, because he is afraid to see ... He tries to tell me what I put inside of me ... He's got the answers to ease my curiosity ... He dreamed a God up, and called it Christianity ... God is dead, and no one cares! ... If there is a Hell, I'll see you there! ... He flexed his muscles to keep his flock of sheep in line ... He made a virus that would kill off all the swine ... His perfect kingdom of killing, suffering and pain ... Demands devotion: atrocities done in his name ... Your God is dead, and no one cares! ... (Drowning in his own hypocrisy!) ... If there is a Hell, I'll see you there! ... (Burning with your God in humility!) ... Would you die for this? ... Would you die for this?"
Nine Inch Nails - "Heresy"

My Interests

Snowboarding
Urban exploration
Skinny-dipping
Collecting antique books
Skateboarding
Local shows
Random acts
Creating awkward situations
Telling bad jokes
Kleptomania
Good debate
Photography
Reading
Home-cooked anarchy...
Dislikes Conservatism
Organized Religion
Fascism
Ignorance
Fox News
Racism
Sexism
Gay Bashing
Pop Culture
Wal-Mart
Starbucks
Police Brutality
Learn Crimeth Inc.
Greenpeace
Food Not Bombs
NEFAC
Anarchism - Chomsky
AdBusters

I'd like to meet:

Anarcho-Syndicalist

80%

Anarcho-Primitivist

65%

Anarcho-Communist

65%

Anarcha-Feminist

60%

Christian Anarchist

30%

Anarcho-Capitalist

25%
What kind of Anarchist are you?

In no particular order: Alec Empire, Jello Biafra, Sascha Konietzko, The Eugene Anarchists, John Milton, Edna St. Vincent Milay, Ella Wheeler Wilcox, Ellen Von Unwerth, Bettie Page, Tura Satana, Johnny Depp, Johnny Rotten, Bill Maher, Dave Chapelle, Zack de la Rocha, Andre 3000, Sid Vicious, Thom Yorke, Sir Walter Raleigh Scott, America's Founding Fathers, and Karl Marx
Hell, I'd probably like to meet you too...

Music:

Punk:
NOFX
The Misfits (Danzig Era)
The Dropkick Murphys
The Descendents
Buzzcocks
The Damned
The Dead Kennedys
The Sex Pistols
Operation Ivy
Rancid
The Damned
AFI
Rise Against
The Exploited
Stiff Little Fingers
GBH
Green Day
The Cramps
Anti-Flag
TSOL
The Ramones
Pennywise
The Distillers
The Clash
Industrial/Breakcore/DnB:
KMFDM
Atari Teenage Riot
Alec Empire
Meat Beat Manifesto
Lords of Acid
Excessive Force
Thrill Kill Kult
Nine Inch Nails
Mindless Self Indulgence
Squarepusher
Aphex Twin
Dieselboy
Everything Else:
Rage Against the Machine
System of a Down
Johnny Cash
Motion City Soundtrack
Pretty Girls Make Graves
Tool
The Used
Finch
Glassjaw
Thrice
Static Lullaby
Rob Zombie (White Zombie)
Nirvana
The Arcade Fire
Bloc Party
The Dresden Dolls
Radiohead
Sneaker Pimps
Godspeed You Black Emperor!
Boards of Canada
Sigur Ros

Movies:

Memento
Pulp Fiction
Requiem for a Dream
Following
Pi
Night of the Living Dead
Dawn of the Dead
Day of the Dead
Land of the Dead
Dementia 13
The Last Man on Earth
Kill Bill (both volumes)
Shaun of the Dead
Wedding Crashers
Sin City
Faster Pussycat, Kill Kill!
Napolean Dynamite
Equilibrium
Metropolis
Alien
Vanilla Sky
Empire Records
Constantine
Reservoir Dogs
American Beauty
Ghost World
Vanilla Sky
The City of Lost Children
Blade Runner
28 Days Later
The Virgin Suicides
Clerks
Chasing Amy
Dogma
Reality Bites
The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys
The Salton Sea
Rear Window
Secretary
Cannibal: The Musical
Animal House
Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail
Old School
High Fidelity
Grosse Pointe Blank
Stigmata
The Exorcist
Life is Beuatiful
Girl Interrupted
SLC Punk
Psycho
Invasion of the Body Snatchers
The Blob
The Shining
Evil Dead I and II
Army of Darkness
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Resident Evil 1 and 2
Lost in Translation

Television:

The Daily Show
The Colbert Report
Realtime with Bill Maher
Family Guy
Futurama
American Dad
Sealab 2021
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Reno 911!
The Upright Citizen's Brigade
Whose Line is it Anyways? (UK version)
The Office (UK version)
Coupling (UK Version)
Kids in the Hall
Stella
The State
Fawlty Towers
Monty Python's Flying Circus
The O'Reilly Factor (for laughs)

Books:

Crichton - Anything
King - Most anything
John Milton - Paradise Lost
Dan Brown - The Davinci Code
J.D. Salinger - Catcher in the Rye
Douglas Adams - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Heroes:

Alec Empire
Sascha Konietzko
Quentin Tarantino
Darren Arofnosky
Sofia Coppola
John Milton
Trent Reznor
Jello Biafra
Brian (Family Guy)
Bender (Futurama)

My Blog

Advanced Screening of SiCKO...

I have just had the wonderful experience of seeing an advance screening of Michael Moore's new movie: SiCKO. I can only say three words: What the fuck!? Don't take that out of context, the...
Posted by Johnny Carcinogen on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 06:58:00 PST

Nomination of a homophobic surgeon general!?

American President George W. Bush has nominated a fear-mongering Methodist Christian anti-gay Surgeon General: What in the world is going on here!? Aren't we past all this bullshit!? I've ...
Posted by Johnny Carcinogen on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 01:31:00 PST

ATR vs. Exis Tenshal vs. My Life...

Atari Teenage Riot has shaped a portion of my life that I can't even put into words, but I will try. Imagine, if you will, the sound of violent oppostion, equality, the destruction of popular cu...
Posted by Johnny Carcinogen on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 01:20:00 PST

On The Subject Of "Illegal Immigrants"...

This is a post I wrote in a political forum. Since I wrote so damn much, though, and put a fair amount of thought into, I thought I'd copy and paste it here for others to enjoy. So, withou...
Posted by Johnny Carcinogen on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 11:00:00 PST

A Huge Victory For The 1st Amendment!!!

By one vote, the Senate denied a proposed constitutional amendment to ban the burning of the American flag. This is a HUGE victory for the 1st amendment! For too long the conservative...
Posted by Johnny Carcinogen on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 02:01:00 PST

The "Sanctity" of Marriage!?

I'm not usually one to regurgitate posts that profilerate MySpace, however...I felt that this bit of information was too important to pass up. I think everyone is aware of the ridiculous attempts by t...
Posted by Johnny Carcinogen on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 04:44:00 PST

The "God" is in the details...

...and now for something completely different. A post I recently made in a religious forum: Whether or not God exists is no longer relevant in this day and age. There are no more great mir...
Posted by Johnny Carcinogen on Tue, 02 May 2006 02:42:00 PST

Waking Up to 2 Police Cars and an Ambulance...

About once a week I play poker with some guys from work. We bring our own beer over to a buddy's house, get a little drunk and win or lose some money. A couple weekends ago I decide that ...
Posted by Johnny Carcinogen on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 11:44:00 PST

All The Answers...

I just got hold of this link, and I thought I'd share it with the world: A Helpful Hand Penn & Teller have all the answers... Just a little note: If you're deeply religious (and in America that u...
Posted by Johnny Carcinogen on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 10:42:00 PST

Driveway Connections By Permit Only!? What the Shit!?

So, I'm driving back from Knoxville this morning, as I do most every Monday morning, and I pass a sign on a back-road that says quite simply: "Driveway Connections By Permit Only" Am I the only perso...
Posted by Johnny Carcinogen on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 11:17:00 PST