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i hear there's rumors on the internets

I am here for Friends

About Me


I like bunny rabbits and kicking ass.
I love Japanese toys and gadgets, they make misooooo happy!
In deep appreciation of dry humour and irony —and even deeper appreciation of those who can detect these in conversation.
I like all things phosphorous.
Animals are my FRIENDS, not a source of food.
I sing. A lot.
I chronically over-think and play out scenarios. I shouldn't have typed that. Oh who cares, I can do what I want. Can't I?
I prefer being the driver over the passenger.
I'm a control freak whose got it under control.
I enjoy a good debate.
I pray for zombie infestation so I can put my mad survival skills to use and MDK some zombie ass.
I want legions of greyish-blue coloured pets.
There are too many parasitic youths. I work hard, support myself and look for the same in others.
I love all things kitchen related and enjoy home improvement, especially if it requires gutting-out or demolishing an area first. I am not a dyke. (though I think they are pretty neat!)
If nourished and cared for properly, I make an excellent life long companion and will blossom several times throughout the year.

My Interests

Knowledge Truth Justice Cleavage Horses Road trips Historic buildings and gardens Dry humor Sarcastic remarks The Gold Rush Women in Tuxedos Museums Dinosaurs Martinis Cosmos (sip) and the cosmos Bleached hair Debates Democracy Egypt Marilyn Monroe Sushi Equestrian sports/riding Vintage clothes Corsets Fresh water aquariums Bulldog and Terrier breeds

I'd like to meet:


Manic depressives, guitarists and sock puppets.

Music:

Enjoy all genres so long as I declare the arteeest good. These dudes are on heavy rotation:
A Perfect Circle Tool Smashing Pumpkins NIN Nirvana Pearl Jam Depeche Mode Rasputina Jem The Beatles The Doors Jimi Hendrix Pink Floyd Rolling Stones Deltron 3030 Necro Ladytron

Movies:

Death to Smoochy Being John Malcovich Human Nature Natural Born Killers Quest for the Holy Grail Bram Stoker's Dracula Interview with the Vampire Pumpkin Head The Princess Bride

Television:

The OLD Simpsons (remember the days when they were funny?) Seinfeld, The Black Adder, Faulty Towers, Keeping up Appearances and History Channel programs, Discovery Channel, A&E, Biography Channel, Animal Planet

Books:

The Zombie Survival Guide, Bram Stoker's Dracula

Heroes:

Alton Brown (he can so have my babies) and anyone who adopts an animal

My Blog

The superfluous "a" in her name has made her evil

Two words: Rachael RayAt first, we all thought she was cute. She wore sweaters. She has an ear-to-ear smile that almost forces your own facial muscles to retaliate similarly. She had energy and a bubb...
Posted by i hear there's rumors on the internets on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:08:00 PST

Being an environmentalist is as easy as 'copy and paste'

Just how did environmentalism become the latest fad? It's hotter than celebrity sex tapes and we're bombarded with slogans in the signatures of nearly every email from business contacts and colleagues...
Posted by i hear there's rumors on the internets on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 03:18:00 PST

exercise of free association

I'm presently having a tea and biscuit and you know what? I still find this whole tea and biscuit concept novel. Why is it that something so simplistic and commonly enjoyed as an afternoon tea and bis...
Posted by i hear there's rumors on the internets on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 08:48:00 PST

This thing we used to call "love"

I came across this the other day and thought it was well written. I don't agree with all of its notions but for the most part it's a veracious observation.Written by Julian Epsilon BarlowsThe greatest...
Posted by i hear there's rumors on the internets on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 12:57:00 PST

The other side of damaged

I'm not all doom and gloom, I'm also sunshine and lollipops. http://pown.alluc.org/?uid=767It's true.
Posted by i hear there's rumors on the internets on Wed, 30 May 2007 04:05:00 PST

random kindness from a stranger

A few kind words from a stranger have cheered me up today. Actually, it was the cheer-up for my entire week, possibly entire quarter of a year. For far too long I've been needing someone to be nice to...
Posted by i hear there's rumors on the internets on Fri, 11 May 2007 08:26:00 PST

America doesn't get it

After the tragedy at Virgina Tech the world is taking a look at US gun laws and America should be doing the same. There are Americans who believe that the tragedy would not have happened if everyone w...
Posted by i hear there's rumors on the internets on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 01:28:00 PST

Some things that need a'sayin'

You seemed much cooler in writing.One of your best friends called me the other day but you haven't even called me once since I've moved.I hope that you are still with your girlfriend and that things a...
Posted by i hear there's rumors on the internets on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 01:45:00 PST

you're such an inspiration...

for the ways that i will never ever choose to be.
Posted by i hear there's rumors on the internets on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 02:41:00 PST

Questions? Please refer to this FAQ

Why do you charge in US dollars when you live in the UK?Americans are more religious.How do I qualify to become your disciple?Jesus Christ on Ecstasy only accepts applications for discipleship with pr...
Posted by i hear there's rumors on the internets on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 01:51:00 PST