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Disco Anferno

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About Me

*WARNING PREFACE: Never take me seriously*Well, where do I begin? I'm an anti-social, apathetic, scum sucking, piece of shit with a history of drunken womanizing and poking the soft spots on infant's heads. I have a low self-esteem, hate the handicapped and the old and I enjoy hurting the innocent and laughing at their misery. I have a low I.Q. and a non-existent capaicty for learning. I bathe once a week and brush my teeth monthly. My personal hygine is laughable and is paralleled only to my horrid sense of fashion. I steal from the blind, deficate in confessional booths, piss on public toilet seats, and drink the blood of babies. I can't read, tell time without a digital watch, or count past ten unless I'm wearing sandals or bare footed. I also like candle light dinners, puppies, and long walks on the beach. Hit me up if you're interested and I might let you sleep with me, depending on what you buy me for dinner. But we can't go too far from my parent's house, my house-arrest anklet starts to beep if I go too far.

My Blog

My Birthday was Freakin Awesome!!!!!

My birthday rocked!I started out watching one of my favorite episodes of The Sopranos. Did anyone else watch it?  If not, it fuckin rocks.  Then my day went as follows:Had phenomenal morning with my g...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Aug 2009 07:55:00 GMT

Depressed.

It's that time of the year again when i get all depressed and down.  I'm not quite sure why I get this way, but it always seems to surface around my birthday.  A couple of weeks before and a couple of...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Jul 2009 17:23:00 GMT

I don't wanna be "that guy."

I really don't want to be "that boyfriend."  I really, really don't want to be the guy who is domineering over his girl.  With all of that said, I really hope that by her own free will she make a choi...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Jul 2009 17:50:00 GMT

Fear

Ik heb zulk een harde tijd vertrouwend op u.  Ik vrees dat wegens mijn acties u wraak gaat krijgen. ik vrees dat u slecht iets zult doen. En ik zal me doden.
Posted by on Tue, 21 Jul 2009 10:57:00 GMT

Honestly, when we're together, it's the only time I don't feel dead inside.

What am I? In my opinion, nothing. Then again this may be skewed by my current mood.  There is so much about myself that I hate.  There is so much that needs to be changed.  And it's not that these th...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Jul 2009 08:57:00 GMT

A short blog about bread.

So I have come to the conclusion that there is absolutely NO need for bread companies to advertise via television.  "Why is that?" you ask?  Well, let me tell you why:1: Target Market- Who exactly is ...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Jun 2009 07:24:00 GMT

The only time I've ever been nervous rapping. (How I proposed)

I dont know how to say it So Ill sing it in songIll let my heart go and just flowSo it wont come out all wrongI wanna let you knowWhat you mean to meEmilyCuz l-o-v-e-Has got to be so strange to me...
Posted by on Sun, 31 May 2009 11:28:00 GMT

can't sleep. Wonder why?

Got a lot on my mind lately.  I'm getting the help I need and I have the best support I could ever ask for in a loving and caring girlfriend who tries her hardest to understand me and my many fucked u...
Posted by on Sun, 24 May 2009 02:57:00 GMT

I know it's weird, but....

Sometimes I wonder what would I do if my dad/mom went into a zombie homicidal rampage?  Im not quite sure why I think these sorts of things, but I do.  Ill come home late at night after class and ...
Posted by on Tue, 05 May 2009 20:04:00 GMT

Hello, we meet again... (drunken blog. first person, secondond person, whatever)

Dearest Brain,So it's been quite a while since our last chat.  I apologize for the delay.  There  has been a lot going on in my life lately, some of which, I believe, involves you.  I've noticed that ...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Apr 2009 20:38:00 GMT