MyStalker |
Someone in the Edinburgh area has checked my page out 83 times in recent weeks. I don't know anyone in Edinburgh. Who the hell are you?And since posting this blog, they've stopped looking....
Posted by Carpe Diem on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:48:00 PST |
Out with the old and in with the new |
And so another year draws to a close. Perhaps it's a sign of ageing but 2006 flew in for me. I've had a fucking awesome year for the most part, save for a period of about 8 weeks over octo...
Posted by Carpe Diem on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 05:20:00 PST |
Ugly people and fat people hurt my eyes |
1. You will be FAT if you eat today. just put it off one more day 2. You dont NEED food 3. Fat people cant fit everywhere 4. Guys will be able to pick you up without struggling 5. You'll be able to ru...
Posted by Carpe Diem on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 02:32:00 PST |
More christmas shopping (for myself) |
I just bought this. Possibly the best mp3 player in the world. FUCK your ipod. Screw your 4gb nano. This is the shit. Just think how many albums and porn movies I'll fit ...
Posted by Carpe Diem on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 07:01:00 PST |
Christmas Shopping |
So I went Christmas shopping today. I can't be arsed with it this year. I usually look forward to buying other people stuff and I enjoy wandering about the shops looking for just the right...
Posted by Carpe Diem on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 08:45:00 PST |
Urinal Etiquette |
Help me out here fellas. I'm standing last night at a urinal, getting rid of the 2 pints I'd only minutes earlier paid a fiver for (money well spent). The guys on either side of me are doi...
Posted by Carpe Diem on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 02:57:00 PST |
Vivid Dreams 3 |
Last night's freaky dream was totally x-rated so I won't be sharing the details with you all. Won't look at a pizza cutter the same way again though. Sorry to the girl that showed u...
Posted by Carpe Diem on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 12:12:00 PST |
Vivid Dreams 2 |
So last night's dream was a bit more freaky and random than the last one. I was bleaching my hair (always a bad idea). It didn't work properly. The hair on the top of my head ended u...
Posted by Carpe Diem on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 01:53:00 PST |
Vivid Dreams Part 1 |
So I've been taking some pretty good prescription drugs recently. They've knocked me for six. Lost my appetite for the best part of a month which led to a drop in weight of a stone and a h...
Posted by Carpe Diem on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 12:46:00 PST |
This is what I see when I close my eyes |
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Posted by Carpe Diem on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 01:56:00 PST |
