..I have two arms,two legs and a head, but I was born without a body. My mum had to make me a new one out of a paper bag. To compensate for this and hide my pain, I mostly talk shite & am horribly abusive and sarcastic to my friends, but that's why they love me so much. Most of my time is spent in dodgy nightclubs or at the cinema. Maybe I spend too much time fannying about, but what the hell else is there to do? I have no talents so I can't be arty or in a band and my paper bag body makes it impossible for me to be an olympic swimmer. To make matters worse I also lost a toe-nail in nam. I don't know what they did with it, maybe used it to dig out their little jungle tunnels or to build bridges with. My dog died, it broke my heart and now I'm a bitter twisted bitch.One day I hope to be as cool as the kids who hang out in the barfly which will probably involve wearing a scarf indoors. Oh my god, I am one of those kids who hang out in the barfly. I have finally become the pretentious arsehole I always wanted to be.On another note:I like Japan,I like noodles,I like poking my rats in the head (they like it),I like tattoos,I love all things burlesque,I'm a student (again),I get drunk at gigs and get paid for it,I collect Lunchboxes and tins,I like high heels,I like dressing like a 50's starlet,I always fall asleep in the bath,I swear far too much,I am sarcastic,I get the RAGE,I get excited in Stationary Box and Ikea,I like haning out in Tesco,I am extremelly loyal,I am addicted to peanut M&M'sCHOICE WAY TO DIE:By being decapitated by a flying squirrel who mistook my head for a large nut.
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adopt your own virtual pet!I feel I may have an underlying issue with the death of my dog. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, why did you leave me Kelpie??????
What eels song are you?
You are Mr. E's Beautiful Blues
"Goddamn right it's a beautiful day!" your sardonicism tends to over-shadow your other features. but that's okay because that makes you an interesting and fun person to hang out with.
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