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David

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About Me

I can't think of anything witty to say so there, if you want to know anything (though i cant imagine why you would) feel free to ask. The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Low
Level 2 (Lustful) High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High
Level 7 (Violent) Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) High
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
Name: Ummm i'll come back to this one
Birthdate: 13/09/1568
Birthplace: my mother
Current Location: In my studio.....ok my hall cupboard
Eye Color: Grey
Hair Color: rubbish
Height: 6 foot
Weight: more than a bag of potatoes
Piercings: none
Tatoos: none because i'm too poor
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: None,but only because i'm too busy...yeah thats why
Overused Phraze: sweary words and fair enough
FAVORITES
Food: Japanese and spaghetti bolognese
Candy: anything that has loads of E numbers
Number: 42
Color: Congo Blue
Animal: Tiger and Dragonflies,they are the natural enemy of mosquitoes,i fucking hate mosquitoes
Drink: Milk and Irn Bru, not at the same time you freak
Alcohol Drink: fraoch
Bagel: what the fuck it that?
Letter: Ones that contain money
Body Part on Opposite sex: Boobs,faces,brains,bums,hair and super powers
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: neither, i'd rather eat monkey brains
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: hot
Chocolate or Vanilla vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: not coffee
Kiss or Hug: both or not at all
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: I choose METALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Summer or Winter: winter, i'm not a goth i'm just very flammable
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: scary movies are funny
Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: Whenever i want i'm a big boy now
Most Missed Memory: if i could remember it wouldnt be missed would it
Best phyiscal feature: first 4 centimeters of my left index finger
First Thought Waking Up: oh i'm no longer alseep
Goal for this year: get back to Japan
Best Friends: they know who they are and if they dont fuck them
Weakness: Why would i want to list my weaknesses
Fears: syringes and dying
Heritage: SpaceLord
Longest relationship: with myself........i wish i could get a divorce
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: no never, i'm powered by perpetual motion
Ever Smoked: nope
Pot: nope
Ever been Drunk: once or twice
Ever been beaten up: yep, it was great fun i recommend it for all the family
Ever beaten someone up: nope and you'll never prove otherwise
Ever Shoplifted: yes
Ever Skinny Dipped: only in the bath
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: On the odd occasion
Been Dumped Lately: nope i'm far to busy to be dumped....yes too busy
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: I dont care, as long as they have cool eyes...and less than perfect vision
Favorite Hair Color: black or red
Short or Long: long
Height: shorter than me, though i do like amazonian women sometimes
Style: i like girls on bikes, they can wear what they want as long as they are on a bike.
Looks or Personality: Both are essential
Hot or Cute the best girls are both.
Drugs and Alcohol: are you asking if i use rohypnol? sick bastard
Muscular or Really Skinny: blahhhkkk i dont want to date someone built like a boy
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 37820
What country do you want to Visit: Japan again
How do you want to Die: I dont
Been to the Mall Lately: the what now?
Do you like Thunderstorms: yep
Get along with your Parents: yes
Health Freak: no
Do you think your Attractive: nope,but nor am i totally unattractive
Believe in Yourself: No i'm a figment of my imagination
Want to go to College: done it
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Drink: when i feel like it
Shower Daily: no
Been in Love: perhaps
Do you Sing: like a heavy metal god
Want to get Married: no
Do you want Children: no
Have your future kids names planned out:
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: i may be sad, but i'm not that fucking sad
Hate anyone: one or two people
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
The Movie Of Your Life Is An Indie Flick
You do things your own way - and it's made for colorful times.
Your life hasn't turned out how anyone expected, thank goodness!
Your best movie matches: Clerks, Garden State, Napoleon Dynamite If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be? I am 16% Emo.
.. Okay... so I'm not emo at all.. I am probably not even goth, because goths are just messed up emo kids... I am probably a metal head... or into boy bands... Take the
Emo Test
@ FualiDotCom ah ha i am metal to the core, but not metalcore because i hate that :P
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My Interests

Writing songs and playing them, just making music its my thing. I also like reading watching films the same old crap as everyone else.

I'd like to meet:

Beautyful, intelligent and cool girls and Darth Vader.

Music:

Hmmm things i like, Opeth, Meshuggah, Porcupine Tree, Tool, APC, Devin Townsend, Strapping Young Lad, Tori Amos, Fiona Apple,Maudlin of the well, Fintroll, and other things that i can`t think of right now.
no one. 0 scene points. you don't go to shows, you
suck.

how many scene points do you have?
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Movies:

I'll watch any old crap, i'm not picky about films, the only films i've seen and afterwards felt like my life had been stole from me where, Spawn, The Crow2, The Granny and Party Monster.Fav Films of all time : Lord Of The Rings, Star Wars, Princess Bride, Big Trouble in little China, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Bram Stokers Dracula and Flight of Dragons.

Television:

Heroes (my new favorite show), Scrubs, The Unit, Simpsons, Miami Ink, American chopper and mythbusters

Books:

Necroscope 1&2, Maul, Hickhikers Guide to the Galaxy and LOTR

Heroes:

Batman, Spiderman, Supergran, Hulk, Rouge, Wolverine and Samurai Jack.Personal heroes: James Hetfield, Devin Townsend and my Mum.
.. You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight. As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.

Batman, the Dark Knight


79%

William Wallace


67%

Indiana Jones


63%

Lara Croft


58%

Neo, the "One"


54%

Maximus


54%

Captain Jack Sparrow


50%

The Amazing Spider-Man


46%

The Terminator


42%

James Bond, Agent 007


42%

El Zorro


38%
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