Leave me a messageRudeness interests me, as do willies. That doesn't neccessarily mean i'm going to cyber you, or send you pictures of my tits. I reserve the right to call people cunts, and be called a cunt. I whole heartedly support bullying, it's character building and anyone who doesn't agree with me is a whiney little prick who deserves to be called all the names under the sun. Sissy. I like tattoo's, men with beards and moustaches who look like they could take me in a fight. I like drunken adventures, and kicking peoples arses on singstar. I have a penchant for all things novelty, earning myself the title of 'novelty bastard' according to the hippy, but what does he know? Jesus looking cunt.
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I'd like to meet:
People like me, I'm reluctantly consigned to being single (nothing is ever simple) and sort of enjoying it, still, I don't want hassling of letches, lothario's or fanny rats. Thanks all the same.....though I really don't mind a little hassling by big hairy men with awesome facial hair who look like they can take me in a fight......*ahem* ;o)*note to cretins* If you will insist on using text speak, don't expect a reply from me anytime soon. I'd rather wank dogs than spend valuable seconds of my time trying to decipher what you mean. Understand?
Music:
This here video is a pretty good indication of my musical taste (or lack of it) as i change it every so often. But just a few artistes in my collection are.... Motley Crue, Poison, Guns n' Roses, Motorhead, Bon Jovi, AC/DC, Queen. Rod Stewart (love the dad rock!), Scissor Sisters (favourite gays...ever!), Lionel Ritchie, Dio, The Cure, Dusty Springfield, Black sabbath, Dr Hook, Basement Jaxx, Aphex Twin, Clutch, Dire Straits (see dad rock comment), Phil Collins, NIN, The Rolling Stones, Super Furry Animals, Boney M, The Darkness, Prince, Micheal Jackson, FearFactory, Korn, Sean Paul, Beck, Terrorvision, Outkast, Madonna, Stone Roses, Pulp, Staind, TenaciousD, Wu Tang Clan, Junior senior, Snoop, Nelly, Ratt, Barry White, Tom Jones, Metallica, Kiss, Daft Punk, Pearl Jam, Extreme, Kasabian, Busta Rhymes, Tina turner, Clap Your Hands And Say Yeah, Aerosmith, Led Zeppelin, ZZ Top....etc etc...you get the fucking idea... width="425" height="350" ..
Movies:
Clockwork Orange, Natural Born Killers, Ghotbusters, Little Miss Sunshine, Rocky, The Karate Kid, Starwars, Young Guns, Walk The Line, Jaws, Running Scared, Chopper, Predator, Muppets In Space, Goodfella's, Every Which Way But Loose (it has a monkey in it, don't you know?), Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back, Dogma, Rock School, The Green Mile, Debbie Does Dallas, Monty Python's Holy Grail, The Descent, Roadhouse, Big Trouble In Little China, The Goonies, Napoleon Dynamite, X-Men (if only for wolverine), American Werewolf In London, Transformers The Movie, Scarface, Little Shop Of Horrors, Superfly, Interview With A Vampire, Lost Boys, Dawn of the Dead/Day of the Dead (originals).
Television:
Trapdoor, Bagpuss, Henry's Cat, Rhubarb and Custard, Chorlton and the Wheelies, The Clangers, LOST (*jizzes*), Transformers, The A Team, Supergran, Monty Python's Flying Circus, My Name Is Earl, Watch My Chops, Spongebob Square Pants, The Hoobs......(yes i'm aware that 90% of these are kids tv....but tv programs mostly lick balls.)
Books:
Soul Music, Intresting Times, Flowers In The Attic, The Filth (motley crue biography), Make Love Like A Pornstar (jenna Jamesons autobiography), The Haunted House (old 70's pop up book), The Fog, Carrie, The Magic Cottage......
Heroes:
Domo-Kun. He's a fictional fucking legend.The Great ManCartman......for this speech... width="425" height="350" ..
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