Evo The Magical Dwarf

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dave
Birthday: 7th June
Birthplace: Wolvo
Current Location: Tipton
Eye Color: Grey
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'5
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: British
The Shoes You Wore Today: White Adidas Trainers
Your Weakness: Beer and Women
Your Fears: Being alone
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat Feast
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a better job
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Cunt
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck i have to go to work
Your Best Physical Feature: Apparently i have nice eyes..... that's about it
Your Bedtime: Whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: Hah......
Pepsi or Coke: Taste the same to me
MacDonalds or Burger King: Maccy's
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Neither
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: Like a chimney
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah
Do you Sing: No chance
Do you Shower Daily: Yep i like to be clean
Have you Been in Love: Yeah.... what a mistake that was
Do you want to go to College: Not anymore
Do you want to get Married: Depends if someone's stupid enough to marry me
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Nope
Are you a Health Freak: No, the beer gut is obvious that i'm not
Do you get along with your Parents: When it suits them
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yep
Do you play an Instrument: The meat flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Too much of it
In the past month have you Smoked: See above
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Had a bit of spliff, that's it really
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: Not that i remember
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yeah i'm a right klepto me
Ever been Drunk: Way too many times
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah...hah
Ever been Beaten up: once
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: Like my Grandad, in my sleep, not screaming like all the other people in the car
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Taller
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany, China/Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Don't care as long as they're not freakishly tall
Weight: Doesn't matter
Best Clothing Style: Who cares as long as they look good?
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1.... i think
Number of CDs I own: Too many
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None because i wouldn't be the person i am now
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!Well, what can i say? I'm a bitter, sarcastic little bastard with a penchant for the crude and offensive. Those of you who know me will pretty much agree with this or add in some other little quips. Angry that some of the worlds greatest people die yet the scum that walks around here get to live, disgusting when you come to think of it isn't it?But less of the bitterness, i'll save that for another time, Musically i like a bit of everything, but mainly stoner rock, post rock and doom, or something with some effort and originality, not some of the mainstreem shite that people lap up. Which nicely brings me up to musical retards who seem to think that because they've never heard of the band/genre it must be shit. Open your minds a bit you fucking retards.Attention seekers, Ignorant people, myspace whores, don't add me. You will only recieve abuse until either you delete me or i delete you because i'm bored of you. Get a fucking life or kill yourself.I may seem like a bit of a miserable bastard so far, but fuck it, that's me.
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