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Gir!

Men are more moral than they think and far more immoral than they can imagine. ~ Sigmund Freud

About Me

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Hi! My name is Mommy, or was it Mary? I forget! I'm a mom of three children - 2 boys and a girl between the ages of 13 and 1 ½. I work full time, go to school, and play wifey. With all of that what else is there? :D
So, I’ve had this page for a long, long time now and I haven’t really had any “About Me” stuff on here except that silly survey (that I just updated) so I decided to take some time to write some stuff. Nothing is profound – it’s all black and white. Cheers!
I like animals – especially cats.
I don’t like getting dirty – but I like being dirty.
I don’t like the heels of bread - unless I make cinnamon toast.
I love bacon - even though it’s unhealthy.
I used to despise peas but will eat them with mashed potatoes – only if they’re baby peas.
I love my children but get annoyed by others’ often. I am pro-choice.
I have done drugs but I was never an addict.
I don’t usually like to drink – it makes me ill immediately after it makes me happy.
I despise liars – no matter how much the truth sucks.
I prefer the mountains and cold weather over a hot beach.
A cold, forested beach would be my ideal dwelling.
I always try to be kind.
I don’t make fun of those less fortunate than me – even if they deserve it. (This doesn’t count for a$$hole drivers who get pulled over – I laugh as hard as I can and stare!)
I am thankful for everything I possess, borrow, and dream about.
I believe in true love.
I believe you can love more than one person in a lifetime.
I whole-heartedly believe in karma.
I never challenge Murphy – you know, “Murphy’s Law” right?
I really do believe in the Golden Rule to an extent – sometimes you have to bend the rules a little.
I don’t “act like a woman” to get my way - that’s just dumb.
I adore my friends in more ways than they’ll ever know – especially since I don’t speak to most of them often.
I like music my friends don’t like and that’s ok.
I’d rather listen to music than watch TV.
I’d rather sleep than work.
I love to clean house – crazy huh? – Just don’t ever tell me it’s my job or you may find a mop where you don’t want it!
I love to have my back rubbed – it’ll either put me to sleep or pique my interest..
I’m not very ticklish.
I’d rather give a little extra than take a little extra – though I do spoil myself on occasion.
I hate politics and only pay attention when I have to.
I won’t even begin to describe how I feel about pedophiles, molesters, and rapists.
I believe in justice. Period.
I love men in uniform – no, not in the cheesy, lame, slutty way – it just looks DAMN good!
I am in love and in lust.
I can act like a lion but am really a kitten most of the time.
I like anime even if I deny it – doesn’t mean I can watch it though.
I always forgive and often forget – but always remember the emotions.
That’s enough for now.. Huggz to my peoplez! Lol – I’m a dork and that’s ok.
Isn't life exciting? I know I don't see you all much but I love ya anyway! Huggz!!
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My Interests



OK, I DID IT! I MADE A QUIZ WHILE I WAS SITTING BORED AT WORK (I AM AN EXAM PROCTOR AMONG OTHER THINGS). GO LOOK AT IT! I NEED TO THINK OF SOME BETTER QUESTIONS NEXT TIME :P Huggz!

Couldn't forget Itchy! Adopt your own!

You're Brigitte Bardot!
What Classic Pin-Up Are You?



What type of kisser are you?

Romantic kisser
This kind of kisser will be a good husband or wife.



Your Seduction Style: Au Natural

You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it.
That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!
The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism.

You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world.
Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in.
You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?

You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways.
Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you.
As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

What People Think of Your Mouth
People see you as both seductive and intimidating.
Other women are especially put off by your womanly powers.
And men either fear you or obsess over you - sometimes both.
No way to fight it - you're a natural vamp. What Does Your Mouth Say About You?
You Are A Cedar Tree
You are elegant yet unpretentious, modest yet vivacious.
Attractive and friendly, you are full of imagination but might lack passion.
You abhor vulgar people, and you don't like anything in excess.
You have little more ambition than to live a calm life and enjoy nature.
You create a content, peaceful atmosphere for others. What's Your Celtic Horoscope?

Your Element is Water
Your power colors: blue and aqua

Your energy: deep

Your season: winter

Like the ocean, you evoke deep feelings and passion.
You have an emotional, sensitive, and spiritual soul.
A bit mysterious, you tend to be quiet when you are working out a problem.
You need your alone time, so that you can think and dream. What Element Are You?

You Are 42% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. How Evil Are You?

What Your Sleeping Position Says
You are calm and rational.
You are also giving and kind - a great friend.
You are easy going and trusting.
However, you are too sensible to fall for mind games. What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?

You Are 80% Weird
You're more than quirky, you're downright strange.
But you're also strangely compelling, like a cult leader. How Weird Are You?

I'd like to meet:



I'm looking for old friends - maybe from school, work, or other social groups! If you KNOW me drop me a line!



Music:

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Books:


You Are A Cedar Tree
You are elegant yet unpretentious, modest yet vivacious.
Attractive and friendly, you are full of imagination but might lack passion.
You abhor vulgar people, and you don't like anything in excess.
You have little more ambition than to live a calm life and enjoy nature.
You create a content, peaceful atmosphere for others. What's Your Celtic Horoscope?
Your Element is Water
Your power colors: blue and aqua
Your energy: deep
Your season: winter
Like the ocean, you evoke deep feelings and passion.
You have an emotional, sensitive, and spiritual soul.
A bit mysterious, you tend to be quiet when you are working out a problem.
You need your alone time, so that you can think and dream. What Element Are You?
What Your Sleeping Position Says
You are calm and rational.
You are also giving and kind - a great friend.
You are easy going and trusting.
However, you are too sensible to fall for mind games. What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?
You Are 42% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. How Evil Are You?
My favorite authors are Stephen King and Dean Koontz. Other very good authors are Jonathan and Faye Kellerman, Robin Cook, Jeffrey Deaver, and Richard Laymon to name a few. I don't like mushy romance books, sci-fi books, or politically driven books - they just aren't interesting to me!

Heroes:

My hero is anyone who can live their life in an honest, respectful, and respectable way while still having fun. Keeping your head on straight is important too! There's no reason to hurt people while you live day to day. Some people are just mean and angry for no outwardly apparent reason and that's totally unnecessary! More later..





What Star Wars Character Are You?

Obi-Wan Kenobi
You are a level headed person who uses the Force to compliment your natural talent


"Captain! That's not logical!"
Your IQ Is 125
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius
Your General Knowledge is Exceptional A Quick and Dirty IQ Test
You Are an Espresso
At your best, you are: straight shooting, ambitious, and energetic
At your worst, you are: anxious and high strung
You drink coffee when: anytime you're not sleeping
Your caffeine addiction level: high What Kind of Coffee Are You?

My Blog

Amazingly Simple Home Remedies (joke)

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES1. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock,will prevent you from rolling over and going back tosleep after you hit the snooze button.2. If you have a bad cough, t...
Posted by *SuperChicky* on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 08:54:00 PST

Arachnoleptic Fit

I especially LOVE #12! I am so GUILTY! If a bunch of people do it all at once does it become a fad? Thanks Fiendish Thingy!   Some interesting definitions of new words...   The Washington ...
Posted by *SuperChicky* on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 07:28:00 PST

Survey Revamped - Took it off my page

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Posted by *SuperChicky* on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 03:15:00 PST

I REALLY have em fooled! :P

This is CSS (I think - I honestly have no real clue) so I can't put it on my page.. My result was the total polar opposite of my brother, hehehe.     You scored as Angel. Angel:  A...
Posted by *SuperChicky* on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 08:41:00 PST

Rules of Manhood

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Ang...
Posted by *SuperChicky* on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 10:19:00 PST

Hannah's First Birthday!

Hannah's First Birthday Pics! I have to throw these on real quick so I can share them at work :P There's more but more will be later! Huggz! The bestest banner ever! The boys and I made it the night b...
Posted by *SuperChicky* on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 08:56:00 PST

*^%$^%@&^%$(*&^)(^*&$%$@!!

Ok, this piece of crap has become a blog. I am leaving all the editing crap in because I am sick and tired of screwing with it!********************************************************* ****Ok, this is ...
Posted by *SuperChicky* on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 06:18:00 PST

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Yes, I posted this as a bulletin but I wanted it immortalized in a blog! :P (I've also tried to post this damn thing 4 times already! It's quickly losing it's charm!)   >^,,^   Why Did The C...
Posted by *SuperChicky* on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 06:37:00 PST

Pet Rules

PET RULES  -- To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door nose height.     Dear Dogs and Cats,        The dishes with the paw print are...
Posted by *SuperChicky* on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 05:57:00 PST

Survey Survey Survey :P

Ok, so, th ebulletins came back up and then they went back down again. Oy!   Then I pasted this survey stuff into a blog but I can't edit it - Jeez! No colors, no fonts, no fun :( If I don't pos...
Posted by *SuperChicky* on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 09:20:00 PST