Johnny Cadillac profile picture

Johnny Cadillac

Fear less the army of lions led by a deer than the army of deer led by a lion.

About Me

Myspace Graphics
Myspace Layouts Layout By
I'm a nerd. I'm a rock star. I have my own band (The Pin-ups). I am the lead male vocalist. I also play guitar, bass and trumpet. I play none of those instruments in The Pin-ups. I love music, movies, education and intelligent conversation. I don't like bugs. I'm a wannabe screenwriter. I have a big ego and a bigger heart. I don't like either of them fucked with. My alter-ego is that of a mild-mannered social worker in the arid upper reaches of Los Angeles County. I'm a son. I'm a brother. I'm an uncle. I'm a grandson. I'm a nephew. I have a strong sense of family. My favorite beverage is water (Bacardi 151 is a close 2nd). I have many GREAT friends. I believe 'anyone who crashes is at the mercy of the party-goers'. I love intelligent, witty women who aren't afraid to be a nerd/dork/geek but can still party with the best of 'em. I hate when other people drive. I love being on my computer even though I only know how to play video games and surf the net. I'm smart but sometimes I do some amazingly stupid things (it's mind-boggling). It annoys me when people spell words incorrectly. Sometimes *I* spell words incorrectly. If I burp when I'm alone I still say 'excuse me'. Sometimes, when I'm full, I sneeze. Other times I hiccup. Once. My dream car is a 1963 Chevy Malibu convertible, midnight blue with chrome bumpers and white walls. I'm a good listener. I have a good sense of honor and loyalty. Here's the results of a small quiz I took.
Disorder Rating
Paranoid : Low
Schizoid : Low
Schizotypal : Moderate
Antisocial : Moderate
Borderline : Low
Histrionic : Very High
Narcissistic : Very High
Avoidant : Low
Dependent : Low
Obsessive-Compulsive : Moderate
-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! --
That was pretty accurate. Let's see this next one...
I AM 43% ASSHOLE/BITCH! I may think I am an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is I am a good person at heart. Yeah sure, I can have a mean streak in me, but most of the people I meet like me. Take the ASSHOLE/BITCH test at Fuali.comThere may be something to these tests...anyone care for a drink?
How to make a Johnny
Ingredients:
1 part competetiveness
5 parts silliness
5 parts leadership
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little emotion if desired!
Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.coma href="

My Interests

rock & roll, punk, ska, classical, jazz, big band, emo (kinda), country, blues, southern rock, funk, DCI, tyco drums - actually, I like just about all kinds of music. Though I am not really into hip hop or rap. Can't win 'em all. I also like watching a good movie with my friends, Bowling, WoW - Suramar, and talking until 4am with someone I just met. I like to get out and do things; Rocky Horror on a Saturday Night, shooting paintballs at friends on a Sunday morning, late night/early morning "I'm-bored-let's-go-to-Vegas" runs, rehersal for a show, comedy clubs, Universal City Walk, concerts (I love live performances). I don't know...hell...just ask me about something, chances are I'm going to be interested in it.

I'd like to meet:

Emmit Otter and his entire jug band, 'Industry People', Evil Ash, Ford Prefect, Musicians, anyone with anything interesting to say.

Music:

I guess I should read all the questions before I answer them...okay let's get into specifics...The Who, Sublime, Fleetwood Mac, The Rolling Stones, MC Hawking, CCR, Lynyrd Skynyrd, AC/DC, The Reverend Horton Heat, The Grateful Dead, Tenacious D, Wagner, KISS, The Steve Miller Band, Cheap Trick, The Beatles, Elvis (Costello and Presley), Elliot Smith, Bad Religion, Jerry Lee Lewis, U2, Devil Doll,Chuck Berry, Buddy Holly, X, Bob Marley, Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers, Stevie Ray Vaughn and Double Trouble, Neil Young, Neil Diamond, The Police, My Chemical Romance, Buck Owens, Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band, Dan Baird, Coldplay, The Georgia Satellites, John Lee Hooker, Willie Nelson, Blink 182, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Vandals, The Traveling Wilburys, The 5-6-7-8's, Prince, Arlo Guthrie (Jr. & Sr.), Violent Femmes, Hot Rod Rebels, The Animals, Tom Waits, Janis Joplin, Buddy Guy, Jimi Hendrix, Vivaldi, Dave Brubeck, The Kills, The Canadian Brass, Johnny Cash, The Temptations, The Chesterfield Kings, No Doubt, Puccini, Jimmy Eat World, Eli, Alkaline Trio, Blondie, Redd Kross, The Band, George Clinton & The Parliment Funkadelic, Pat Benatar, B. B. King, The Humpers, Orchestral Maneuvers in the Dark, The Darkness, Eric Clapton, The Dead Rats, The Poxy Boggards, The Donnas, The Lazy Cowgirls, Rocksville, The Dead Kennedys, The Dead Milkmen, The Velvet Knights, The Ramones, The Monks, James Brown, New York Dolls, Morpheus Trip, Glenn Miller, Muddy Waters, Bruce Springsteen, Frank Sinatra, Dropkick Murphys, The Fenians, Woody Herman, The Prodigals, Queen, Mussorgsky, The Phantom Regiment (biased), The Blues Brothers, REM, Information Society, The Sweet, Strongbad, Bach, The Unicorns, NOFX, Tchaikovsky, Elton John, Shostakovich, Buddy Rich, Green Day, Leonard Bernstein, John Williams, Ray Charles, Oingo Boingo, Me First and the Gimme-Gimmes, The Ventures, Dvorjak, The Four Tops, Danny Elfman, Dance Hall Crashers, Mozart, Jethro Tull, David Bowie, I Can't Believe You're Still Reading, Billy Idol, The Monkees, Beethoven, The Animaniacs, The Bloodhound Gang, Modest Mouse, Journey, Van Halen, Van Hagar, Miles Davis, Saint-Saens, MC5, Tom Jones, Wesley Willis, Paul Simon, The Clash, The Chopsticks, Bob Dylan, The Cramps, John Phillip Sousa, Andrew Lloyd Webber, I Can't Believe I'm Still Writing, Zerobox, Billy Joel, Brian Adams, Metallica, Brad Paisley, Marvin Gaye, Ritchie Valens, The Red Elvises, Social Distortion, Spike Jones & His Wacky Wacketeers, Spike Jones & His Other Band, Weird Al, Crazy Horse (see Neil Young above). I'll add more as I remember them.
You're the Rock Star!
Take What sort of Hipster are you? today!
Created with Rum and Monkey 's Personality Test Generator . Fuck college, fuck a "real" job! Music is your life! You're a hometown hero! You're in at least two local bands and are thinking of forming a third. You sleep on your friend's couch, eat your friend's food, and borrow your friend's car. You frequent the dark city bars and hang with the other rockers and groupies. You wear dirty jeans, well-worn t-shirts, and your hair is a mess. You're sinister and mysterious and look as if you don't give a shit. You worship the Rolling Stones, MC5, and your older brother's band. You're gonna make it big one of these days, you can just feel it.

Movies:

Leon - The Professional, Say Anything, Shanghai Noon, Unbreakable, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Rocky Horror Picture Show (by RKO), X- Men, Empire Records, 6 String Samurai, Love Actually, Highlander, Shaolin Soccer, The Blues Brothers, Goodfellas, Rush Hour, Rush Hour 2, Tommy, The Kids Are Alright, anything by Kevin Smith, Battle Royale, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Glory, Edward Scissorhands, The Godfather trilogy, State & Main, Ladyhawke, This Is Spinal Tap, Memento, Crouching Tiger/Hidden Dragon, Bound, Titan A.E., Young Frankenstein, Excaliber, Suicide Kings, Black Hawk Down, The Three Musketeers, Record of Lodoss War, High Fidelity, The Breakfast Club, Swingers, The Color of Money, Con Air, Animal House, The Lost Boys, Legend, Spaceballs, Charlie's Angels, Platoon, Grosse Pointe Blank, Rattle and Hum, True Romance, RAN, Rounders, A Mighty Wind, The Big Lebowski, Enemy at the Gates, Oingo Boingo - Farwell, Pump Up The Volume, Empire, Pulp Fiction, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Jaws, Gladiator, Robin Hood - Prince of Thieves, Young Guns, Young Guns II, 8 Mile, Detroit Rock City, Maverick, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Cannibal! The Musical, The Fellowship of the Ring, Blazing Saddles, The Usual Suspects, Very Bad Things, The Omen, Galaxy Quest, Killer Klowns From Outter Space, Big Trouble in Little China, The Road Warrior, Midnight Cowboy, Princess Mononoke, The Last Samurai, the Indiana Jones trilogy, Tommy, Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, Army of Darkness, U2 - Rattle and Hum, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Princess Bride, Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back, Mel Brooks' History of the World Part I, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Waiting For Gufman, Best In Show, Hero, Shaolin Soccer, Almost Famous, Hudson Hawk, Snatch, The Two Towers, Labyrinth, Reservoir Dogs, Braveheart, Top Gun, Return of the King, Napoleon Dynamite

Television:

Don't watch much t.v. When I do, I like The Family Guy, The Simpsons, Azumanga Daioh, Biography Channel, or the History Channel.

Books:

Far too many to list. HEY, YOU! YEAH YOU...turn off the idiot box and pick up a book.

Heroes:

Twinkie the Kid

My Blog

Mermajegnopps

Mermajegnopps by Zerobox When he shows his love to her it comes out in a drunken lust. That she accepts as the only way he knows how. And when she's bleeding from his anger of his own mistrus...
Posted by Johnny Cadillac on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

swim

SWIM Performed by Eli Music and Lyrics by Eli Recorded and Produced by David Harris Mixed by BuBoNiC NATE You think you've got it figured out Standing tall and strong In the cen...
Posted by Johnny Cadillac on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Looking Back

Performed by BuBoNiC NATE and Dead Rats Music and Lyrics by BuBoNiC NATE Recorded, Mixed and Produced by BuBoNiC NATE Looking back now, there's a lot a can't explain, like why nothing seems to ch...
Posted by Johnny Cadillac on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST