Dr. Nikos McPhuck Muppet, Ph.D: student of leisure

About Me

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I listen to Tom Waits when I drive in the rain... isn't that sexy,ladies?... Blue Valentine especially... umm, I live, breathe, poop, fart, and piss Rock n Roll... It's in my veins, dontch know... I like macadamia nuts, too,... umm,... pancakes and,... and pasta... with a nice, cheap red table wine and some good hot Italian bread... Greek food is amazing... I'm Greek- that means I think I'm better than you... I don't talk like a valley girl- they talk like me!!! I have seen every episode of F-Troop, The Munsters, and Gilligan's Island at least 4 times... no, really!... uh,... I study Religions in school - I wanna teach and mold young minds, or something like that... It's fun, that's all I know... um,... when I was in high school, I used to think I bared a striking resemblance to Marc Bolan:
Until I got glasses, and then realized I looked more like Big Bird:

Reality is a harsh mistress...
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Take the quiz: "Which Spice Girl Are You?"

Scary Spice (Mel B)
Youre most like scary spice. You're outgoing, wild, and some people find you intimidating and even downright annoying. You like to party hard and no one can tell you what to do. You live life by your rules and no one elses! And with enough alchohol in your system, you'll even take one up the ass!

BUY THIS ALBUM NOW! I'm on it...
PAT TODD & THE RANKOUTSIDERS: The Outskirts Of Your Heart
3 years in the making, the debut DOUBLE CD from former Lazy Cowgirls' frontman Pat Todd, is finally available. Pat Todd & The Rankoutsiders have been described as "Exile" era Stones meets the Ramones.
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My Interests

Para-sailing, farting in the tub (glub, glub), floating on my back (nude) in the water, Raging against the dying of the light (CARPE DIUM, MUTHAFUCKA!!!), partying,... breakin', touching myself because I know it's bad!,... ... Listening to bands no one cares about..., thinking I'm smarter than everyone else, umm,... talking about things I only seem to care about... shaving my pubes to make my penis look bigger (my god, your right Tony, I think it's working!!!)...And oh yes ladies,I am a great listener!

I'd like to meet:

Movies:

Star Wars (DORK!), GOONIES!, Citizen Kane, Casablance, American Beauty, Death Race 2000, Citizen Kane, Key Largo, The Philidelphia Story, Raiders of the Lost Ark, All Akira Kurosawa films (even the ones I haven't seen!), Sex & Lucia, Fight Club,Supergirl, pi, Spiderman, Superman 2, In The Mood For Love (and ALL Wong Kar Wai films), Naked Lunch, Purple Rain, The Last Dragon (Sho' nuff!), BUCKAROO BANZAI!!!!, Tron, Dr. Syn, The Outsiders, The Raven, most Coppola films, Mamet films, Paddy Chayefsky films, most Kubrick films, Wild Bunch, Mishima, Lost In Translation, Hero, The Road Home, Crouching Tiger, Wild Zero, Daimajin (1-3), All David Lynch films!!! (even DUNE,... especially DUNE!), Excorcist 3, Abominable Dr. Phibes 1 & 2,

Television:

Most of all the shows I like have been cancelled... thank God 4 youtube! umm,... I really love Twin Peaks, the A-Team is always a safe bet,... X-Files as well... THE MUNSTERS!!! (we ALL know Lily was the real hottie - Marilyn was just a tool!) MUPPET SHOW!!!! FRAGGLE ROCK!!!! (we want Doozer liberation, and we want it NOW!
Oh yeah, Mythbusters is pretty neat... I used to LUV Mr. Wizard's world back in the day,... and fuck yeah, You Can't Do That On Television too! (yes, I'm dating myself, but who the fuck cares..), umm, Letterman is great... classic Twilight Zone - probably the BEST fucking writing in television EVER!!! ...don't watch much TV anymore, but when I do I completely zone and get "TV EYES"... interesting, huh?

Heroes:

the Stoic Hawk-guy from Buck Rogers ("Hawk", right?... he was kinda like if Spock mated with a chicken...)

My Blog

Texas Tour Nov. 2007 BABY!

Thursday, November 1st, 2007Scoot Inn - Austin, TX9pm1308 East 4th StreetAustin TX 78702w/ The Hickoids, Pat Todd, and Gravy Boat!Friday, November 2nd, 2007Emo's Lounge - Austin, TX9pm603 Red RiverAus...
Posted by Dr. Nikos McPhuck Muppet, Ph.D: student of leisure on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 09:28:00 PST

Review of the album I am on!!! Hell Yeah!!!

ReviewsCD Reviews Pat Todd & The RankoutsidersThe Outskirts of Your Heart Rankoutsider As frontman for the ferocious Lazy Cowgirls for over two decades, Pat Todd was a SoCal garage/punk god...
Posted by Dr. Nikos McPhuck Muppet, Ph.D: student of leisure on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 04:11:00 PST

Video from 2006 SXSW show at Cheapo records...

Amazing what you can find when you put your bands name in the search engine at Youtube.com.... This is from an afternoon show we did at Cheapo Records in Austin last month... Yes, I know,... I am a ro...
Posted by Dr. Nikos McPhuck Muppet, Ph.D: student of leisure on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 02:45:00 PST

Texas Tour Dates!!! - Goin' On Tour, BABY!!!! hell yeah,...

02/25/2006 08:00 PM - The Longhorn Avenue I, Lancaster, CA 93534,US FREE! BOOZE and ROCK 'N' ROLL what more can you ask for?... Oh, yeah and there is no cover charge. The Pin Up and Rankoutsiders...
Posted by Dr. Nikos McPhuck Muppet, Ph.D: student of leisure on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 02:42:00 PST

Favorite Dylan Song... dig

Mississippi - from "Love and Theft" Every step of the way we walk the line Your days are numbered, so are mine Time is pilin' up, we struggle and we scrape We're all boxed in, ...
Posted by Dr. Nikos McPhuck Muppet, Ph.D: student of leisure on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 04:22:00 PST

OK, try this one too... stupid, but what isn't???

You Should Get a PhD in Liberal Arts (like political science, literature, or philosophy) You're a great thinker and a true philosopher. You'd make a talented professor or writer. What Advanced Degree ...
Posted by Dr. Nikos McPhuck Muppet, Ph.D: student of leisure on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 02:58:00 PST

What my birthdate means... stupid, but pretty damn accurate... scary!

Your Birthdate: October 15 With a birthday on the 15th of any month, you are apt to have really strong attachments to home, family and domestic scene. The 1 and 5 equaling 6, provide the sort of ener...
Posted by Dr. Nikos McPhuck Muppet, Ph.D: student of leisure on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 02:52:00 PST

Pinups Pix! or,... Who the fuck is Johnny Cadillac???

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Posted by Dr. Nikos McPhuck Muppet, Ph.D: student of leisure on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 04:04:00 PST

Pics from our Scene Show in Glendale!!!

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Posted by Dr. Nikos McPhuck Muppet, Ph.D: student of leisure on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 11:49:00 PST

Philosophicus Stupidium, or "Pardon me, but did you blow your nose on my hotdog?"

So there I am, on my way to Costco yet again for a tasty cheap hot dog (tasty being utterly relative) and another slice of delightful pepperoni pizza... For those not in the know, Costco is one of the...
Posted by Dr. Nikos McPhuck Muppet, Ph.D: student of leisure on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 01:36:00 PST