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The Forceps

rip torn = god

About Me


Some special days took place deep inside of the suburbs. It was the 1980's and people were into salad. Little did we know that long cold metal would take such an amazing place in the course of our existance. Spitting us to the earth we fell. We knew what we had to do. From that day forward we obtained as much knowledge as humanly possible. Eating it, obsorbing it and devouring it one tasty bit at a time. We were never ready for this, just thrown into it. We saw the future. It wasn't promising. Still, we stepped forward. Even though we knew the unknown and felt it was unchangeable, we would rise up and battle the motherfucking beast until he was dead. We would be the last two assholes standing.

We like you. Lets be friends. We're in this together.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/7/2004
Band Members:

b.m.
[microphone, xylophone, casiotone mt-45, yelling, skulls, ciggz]

b.b.
[guitar, drums, SAXXY!tm, yamaha dd-6 & psr-210, bombs, sparkz]

[featuring...
mc episi and porch baby]


Influences: Anal Cunt, Atom and His Package, MC Paul Barman, Big Dumb Face, Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children Macnuggits, Johnny Cash, Ray Charles, Nicky Darger, The Dead Milkmen, Dinosaur Jr., Doz Caucazzian Playaz, Dr. Dre, Filial Piety, Friends Forever, GI Joe Killaz, Ice-T, Michael Jackson, Robert Johnson, The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Keyboard, Lemmy, Loomis, Lord Nasty, Luckie Strike, Liam Lynch, Man Man, The Mentors, Nuclear Rabbit, Mike Patton, Secretions, Spazz, Violent Femmes, Tom Waits, Ween, Logan Whitehurst and the Jr. Science Club, White Zombie, Frank Zappa
Sounds Like: the soundtrack to the invasion from hell.
Record Label: Kangapocket Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

The Forceps have returned!

hello buttsluts. we have returned. from far away summers and diabetes-inducing drunk-slumbers. our goal remains the same. our vigor renewed. the means to usher in the dark new era is within arms reach...
Posted by The Forceps on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 09:57:00 PST

SKUMP is all you need.

Hello smelly bitchloaves! So. There is a new song out there, fuckin listen to it or i will shit down your gullet. We made it with the help of long time friends MC Epeesi and MC Porch-Baby. its a gent...
Posted by The Forceps on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ABOUT GODDAMN THYME.

So lets all say a big FUCK YEAH for our MP3s getting their sorry asses up and online! FUCK YEAH! alright, so the other night B.B. and I were riding around this huge graveyard in a fucking hummer wi...
Posted by The Forceps on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BIIIIIITCHASSSSSS MOTHERFUCKERS!

just another day in hell, ladies. B.M. here to say WHERE THE FUCK WERE ALL THE 18 to 29 YEAR OLDS ON TUESDAY, HUH? Thanks alot team america. So yeah, that sucks and all, and you wanna know what els...
Posted by The Forceps on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

OH MY GOSH! ITS YOU!

we laugh at your anticipation, for we know how it feels to anticipate... stuff... -B.M. AKA MC Pampers
Posted by The Forceps on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the FORCEPS are on the scene! BITCH!

hey you skummfucks! This is MC Pampers of the Forceps, shoutin out to all our soon to be ultra mega fans. were workin hard to finally get our mp3's up and workin, but seeing as were almost always on ...
Posted by The Forceps on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST