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Rev. Duroc

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

The only quality that I posess that is irrefutable is my pleasent aroma. As a many time collage drop-out I have for the moment decided that since my lack of "focus" has severly hindered my scholastic devolopment I shall use this time to grind away at my low-pay, high-fun jobs and grow as a person. I have recently accepted "Bob" as my current spiritual figure and hope over the next year to grow from a pile of manuer into a force of Audrey II dimensions. My greatest strenghs are in my ability to wax intellectual about almost anything, in any stage of sobriety, and pontificate for wildly unacceptable durations. I am fortunate to have some of the most wonderful and creative friends an underachiever could ever meet. Their collective influences are what made me what I am today, and I can only hope that karma will one day catch up to them. When I am not serving the public for money I can usally be found sipping coffee, reading, or enjoying the best and worst of movies. I am always on the lookout for the next funny, scary, or strange thing that the video store can provide.http://mst3krollfizzlebeef.ytmnd.com/

My Interests

Animals, Animation, Art, Boardgames, B-List Autographs, Books, Buttons, Comedy, Comics, Crafts, Curry, Dia de los Muertos, Evolution, Gin, J. R. "Bob" Dobbs, MOVIES, MUSIC, Mustaches, Mutation, Nerds, Nintendo, The Internet, Sociology, Videogames, things I may not yet know about.

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet as many fellow geeks, freaks, and misfits as possible. I would like to meet boys with dark hair and handsom faces. I want to meet girls who are tough as nails and as beautiful as Joan Crawford. I would like to get in touch with anyone that would like to colaborate on art projects, be they writen, filmed, drawn or photographed. I would like to (re)discover friends. Most of all I want to meet Kim McGuire, because I still masterbate to scenes with Hatchetface in Cry-Baby.

Music:

Abba, Andrew W.K., B52's, Bjork, Blind Melon, Bobby Joe Ebola, David Bowie, Cab Calloway, Cramps, Decemberists, Ditty Bops, Garbage, Gorillaz, Groovie Ghoulies, Nina Hagan, Grace Jones, Lamb, L7, Man Man, Marilyn Manson, Massive Attack, Daler Mehndi, Minibosses, Mr. Bungle, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, Nena, Klaus Nomi, OINGO BOINGO, Orbital, Pillows, Pixies, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, Little Richard, Kenny Rogers, Secretions, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Talking Heads, Tenacious D, They Might Be Giants, Veronica Lipgloss and the Evil Eyes, Violent Femmes, Tom Waits, White Zombie, Wolfmother, Stevie Wonder, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Frank Zappa ...and of course all the classics that we all love...

Movies:

Bagdad Cafe, Bad Santa, Big Lebowski, City of Lost Children, Conan the Barbarian, Dark Backwards, Dead Alive, Dawn of the Dead (original), Forbidden Zone, Grindhouse, Idiocracy, Labyrinth, Little Shop of Horrors, Naked Lunch, Neverending Story, Pan's Labyrinth, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Pink Flamingos, Psycho Beach Party, Roadhouse, Rushmore, Sleepaway Camp, Splendor, The Stuff, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, What Ever Happened To Baby Jane?, Zardoz

Television:

Adventures of Pete and Pete, Arrested Development, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Cowboy Bebop, Freaks and Geeks, Futurama, Home Movies, Kids in the Hall, Law and Order, Metalocolypse, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Pee-Wee's Playhouse, Sealab 2021, Simpsons, Star Trek the Next Generation, Strangers With Candy, 30 Rock, Upright Citizens Brigade, Venture Brothers

Books:

Mike Allred, Augusten Burroughs, William S. Burroughs, Lewis Carroll, Warren Ellis, Neil Gaimen, H. P. Lovecraft, Mike Mignola, Frank Miller, Terry Pratchet, David Sedaris, Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, J. R. R. Tolken, John Kennedy Toole, Sarah Vowell, H. G. Wells

My Blog

I am a Total Movie Whore

If you have seen over 70 movies you are officially a movie whore! fucking hell im not a whore i am what every is wrose then that!!! Copy, paste, fill out, and post. ()Dark Water ()Coyote Ug...
Posted by Rev. Duroc on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 04:34:00 PST