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CPT. DUNCH McRUNCH

The hurricane stood before me, pure bloodlust coated in wind, thunder and fury.

About Me

The ocean spat me out of her salty womb to become a man of the land. After years of walking amongst these dressed apes, they advertising versace, while I modeled my false pretenses, open rejection of the land was my only recourse. I stowed away on the vessel marked "Destiny's Bitch" and headed home. Upon their discovery of a stowaway, i was suddenly facing a much closer relationship with the water than i had hoped for. I don't recommend this type of relationship, personally speaking. When I hit the water they were already swarming. The dreaded Skull Shark is known only to the most experienced of seafarer, but rumors and 4th hand stories have told of their savage ferocity for years. Like a whale shark in size, only the head seems completely stripped of any type of scale or skin, large eyes dug into deep dark pits, gills of a bright scarlet color exhale poisons which corrode metal under prolonged exposure. They were on me in mere seconds, and I had just as little time to react. My claw hammer was still in my belt, so i let loose with the sucker, cracking cartilage and bone, puncturing eye sockets. Luck was with me that day, as the sharks decided they weren't that hungry, and the crew welcomed me back aboard with a respect they didn't often show the captain himself. Through many trips across the many oceans and a couple of Mutinies, I have become Captain of Destiny's Bitch, and myself and my crew totally kick ass.

My Interests

Viewing-creating-digesting (Street)art.crafting a soundtrack to every day.smokes & Coffee.

I'd like to meet:

Frank Zappa's Ghost, Hunter S. Thompson's Ghost, Paul Pope, Les Claypool, Brendan Small, Jeremy Fish, Sasquatch{Bigfoot[Bigfeets]} people who love art, Tourettes.

Music:

Mike Patton, Primus, Buck 65, Busdriver, Blood Brothers, The Bronx, Ima Robot, Tool, Thrice, ATDI, Mars Volta, Cannibal OX, El-P, Del, MF DOOM, Madlib, Mc Chris, Kid Koala, Frank Zappa, Luckie Strike, d.b.s., The Red Light Sting, Refused, Fannypack, Lil Pocketknife, Aphex Twin, Daft Punk, Beastie Boys, The Faint, Magnetic Fields, Antony and the Johnsons,Broken Spindles, Photophob, Animal Collective, Arcade Fire, Dr. Octagon, Autechre, Blockhead, Sir Mix-a-lot+Presidents of the US, Architecture in Helsinki, Ratatat, Dizzee Rascal, RJD2, Herbie Hancock, Miles Davis, Cab Calloway, Morris Day and the Time, Gravy Train, The Blast Rocks!, Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children Macnuggits, Jet Black Summer, Placebo, The Unicorns, Islands, Modest Mouse, Cocorosie, Tom Waits, Wolfmother, Wolf Parade, Priestess, Witch, Butthole Surfers, The Melvins, The Lovely Feathers, Metric, Talking Heads, The Streets, The Squirrel Nut Zippers, Sleater-Kinney, Massive Attack, Queens of the Stone Age, Atom and his Package, The Polysics, The Plasmatics, The Prodigy, Deep Purple, the list just keeps going...

Movies:

i have been known to watch many movies. particularly ones that promise utter crap. those are the best.

Television:

is a monster. a monster that sometimes brings treats. like Metalocalypse and Venture Bros.

Books:

Confederacy of Dunces, Haruki Murakami, Herman Hesse, Tobias Wolff, Augusten Burroghs, Neal Stephenson, Neal Gaiman, Daniel Quinn, John Waters, Dr. Thompson, Michel Huellbec, Chuck Palahniuk, Dave Eggers, Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Adams, David Sedaris, Mark Twain, TKAM, random books found at goodwill... reading is very good for you.

Heroes:

Wednesday, September 20, 2006 I am Infected. Living out West has infected me. I am a slave of the advertisements and the shameless style of spending money. I have a good car, yet I want a separate car, of a different shape, for those times when I feel a different way about myself. I even want a third car, of a third shape, for a time in my future, that I should hope for, when I feel a third way about myself. And oh the colas. They are never content with their colas. They add cherry, and vanilla, and then coffee flavor, and they take away the sugar, like a magician pulling away the tablecloth, and change the logo artwork, and keep you ever dancing, dancing, like a madman on a red-hot conveyor belt to hell; if you don't dance in place and always buy more strange new soda then you'll fall on your side and be whisked off to the scalding white-hot pits of brimstone and sulphur. That is what it is like to get out of bed each day in California.# posted by Peter H. Cropes @ 12:45 AM

My Blog

I miss you, Big American Pizza.

I swear they use some kind of gross space tomato in the sauce for their pizza here. i just dont get it. ive tried pizza from plenty of places, and it all tastes the same, and it must be the sauce. i d...
Posted by CPT. DUNCH McRUNCH on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 10:00:00 PST

VERY WEIRD DREAMS!

so i had a series of weird dreams last night. or maybe it was one big one, but they all surrounded the main theme of "battleships." (in the dream, everyone was calling aircraft carriers battleships......
Posted by CPT. DUNCH McRUNCH on Sat, 27 May 2006 10:49:00 PST

blog blarg

feeling alright. read a shitload of comics lately. among them are Sin City volumes 1-4. fantastic reads and amazing art. i was too young for them when they came out, at least my interest in anyth...
Posted by CPT. DUNCH McRUNCH on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST