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Brian P. Keaton

..my inner children are runaways..

About Me


My name is Brian, I'm 25 years old, and I live in DA BRONX! BX BABY! PARKCHESTER, SON, WHAT!?! but I was born and raised in Kansas City, Missouri.

I'm an intern at Roadrunner Records, an aspiring record label exec/music journalist...and I'm freaking awesome.

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My Interests

music, massage therapy, politics and religion...

oh, and porn.

I'd like to meet:


Ralph Macchio.

Barring that, I guess I could settle for music label employees & interns, metal bands, music journalists, band managers, and metal fans. ;)

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Your Scholastic Strength Is Deep Thinking

You aren't afraid to delve head first into a difficult subject, with mastery as your goal.
You are talented at adapting, motivating others, managing resources, and analyzing risk.

You should major in:

Philosophy
Music
Theology
Art
History
Foreign language

What Should You Major In?

Music:

In Flames, Blood Has Been Shed, Killswitch Engage, The Acacia Strain, Aesop Rock, Deftones, Suffocation, Malevolent Creation, Death, Slayer, Mercyful Fate, Twelve Tribes, Raunchy, God Forbid, Obituary, Borknagar, Cradle Of Filth, Dimmu Borgir, Life Of Agony, Bill Withers, Stevie Wonder, Unearth, Decapitated, Prince, El-P, Sage Francis, Opeth, Immortal, 1349, Orphaned Land, Burst, Soilwork, Hyporcisy, Tool, Mastodon,

King Diamond
(HAIL THE KING YOU SUNNUVABITCH!!!)

Nile, Behemoth, Daath, Crowbar, Symphony X, Blind Guardian, Limbonic Art, Testament, Mos Def, P.O.S., Doomtree, Tech N9ne, Anthony Hamilton, Prince, The Amenta, 36 Crazyfists, Machine Head, The Agony Scene, (old) Extol, Athiest, Morbid Angel, Cryptopsy, Nevermore, Into Eternity, Otis Redding...

and so on and so forth and whutnot.

Movies:

The Last Dragon, Dumb and Dumber, The Life Of David Gale, all the Matrix Movies and the Lord Of The Ring movies.

Television:

Law and Order (all 9768768687 of them) and The West Wing.

Books:

meh.

Heroes:

Bill Maher (yeah, Bill Maher...BEEYOTCH!), Dave Chapelle, my mother, Harlan Frey, and Carley Coma

My Blog

ARTICLE: "To Be Indie or Not To Be Indie..."

The age-old conundrum:Popular culture vs. Indie culture, Jocks vs. Nerds, the "smart" people vs. .... everyone else. As I sit here at my intensely boring job as a receptionist at a health club, I'm f...
Posted by Brian P. Keaton on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 09:29:00 PST

ARTICLE: Metal Is Love

Metal Is Loveby Brian Hullaby I still remember the first riff I fell in love with. I remember where I was sitting, what my mother was saying to me, I even remember the hat I was wearing to shield my e...
Posted by Brian P. Keaton on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 06:20:00 PST

REVIEW: Roadrunner United Concert

  *For concert pics, use the links*   Roadrunner United Concert Review (2005) by Brian HullabyThe show started at 10 but I got there at around 8:30 (I hate being late).  I'm walking pa...
Posted by Brian P. Keaton on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 05:53:00 PST

OMG, IT'S A TRILOBITE!!

  *Click on the links for more pictures!*Last weekend was great. On Saturday, I went to the beach with Chanel and her family. We started out laying on a towel but we then realized...
Posted by Brian P. Keaton on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 11:08:00 PST

David Blaine: The Man, The Mystery...the nasty looking hand.

I had been promising my girlfriend that I'd take her downtown, but since money has been kind of tight we had to wait until some cheap activities came up...So when we heard David Blaine was going to b...
Posted by Brian P. Keaton on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 11:22:00 PST

Hm?

Growing up I never quite learned how to deal with frustration. The only relief from it I've ever found was music...no matter what was wrong, a quick trip to the CD shop would fix it. I could abandon m...
Posted by Brian P. Keaton on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 09:20:00 PST

Guide to Being Sick and Metal at the Same Time

"I got da right temperature fah shelta you from dee stoooooooorm, ooooooh laaaaawd...!"Wednesday night I went to sleep with a slightly stuffy head and a sore throat. Thursday I woke up feeling as thou...
Posted by Brian P. Keaton on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 12:01:00 PST

LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS AND GET A GUN...!!

www.brianhullaby.com is coming soon.   started out as a way to get a job at Fuse, my gf and I researched and found that the dude who owns Fuse is into what he calls "convergent entertainment", wh...
Posted by Brian P. Keaton on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 01:41:00 PST

mmmm

yeah!..im gonna start bloggin the shit outta this fucking blog..god dammit..YEAH.
Posted by Brian P. Keaton on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST