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JAO NOI SIN2ZY

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About Me



Name JAO NOI

Nickname(s) E LAO NOI, GANKSTAH NOI, O.G NOI
Birthdate 1/12/83
Birthplace IN A CAR...IN DA MIDWEST...WHILE IT WAS SNOWING
Current Location IN MY LIVINGROOM/bEDROOM
Heritage A SHIET LOAD OF LAOS AND A VERY PINCH OF THAI
Occupation COOKIE bAKER U PHUKKER
Car You Drive I PEDDLE MY bIKE AND WEAR MY HELMET FRUM MIDTOWN 2 DOWNTOWN
Cell Service WAKK ASS TMObILE NOW
Height 5'5
Eye Color DARK bROWN
Hair Color CONFUSED bLAKK
Piercings EARZ
Tatoos NONE
Status INVOLVED
Lover(s) DANEY
Bestfriend(s) A FEW PEOPLE I'VE KNOWN OVER DA YEARZ
Pet(s) NONE =*(
Enem(y/ies) I HAVE 'EM...JUST LIKE YOO!!!
Your "QUOTE" PHUKK YOO ASSHOLE!!!
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - U REALLY DON'T GET PAID TO TAKE THESE DUMbASS SURVEYS!Profile Edited by MPS MySpace Editor 2.0

My Interests


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: JAO NOI
Birthday: 1/12/83
Birthplace: STATE OL' MIZZERY [MISSOURI]
Current Location: ON DA ROOFTOP OL' UR CRIb
Eye Color: DARK bROWN
Hair Color: bRACC!
Height: 5'5
Right Handed or Left Handed: LEFT-HANDED
Your Heritage: ASIAN HERITAGE...LAOS!
The Shoes You Wore Today: FLIP-FLOPZ
Your Weakness: SAM'Z CLUb FULL SLAb OL' RIbZ
Your Fears: NO FEARZ NO MORE
Your Perfect Pizza: bACON, MORE bACON, WIT' PROVOLONE OR PEPPERJACC CHEESE
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: IT AIN'T HAPPENN'N...MAYbE WHEN I HIT 40 OR SUM SHIET
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: PHUKK YOO!
Thoughts First Waking Up: DO I HAVE 2 GET UP!?
Your Best Physical Feature: I GUESS MY HAIR
Your Bedtime: WHENEVER DA PHUKK I GETZ TIRED
Your Most Missed Memory: '04-'05 WHEN IT WAS ALL GOOD
Pepsi or Coke: COKE...WIT' JACC PLEASE! =D
MacDonalds or Burger King: HMM...HARD DECISION...
Single or Group Dates: SINGLE
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: LIPTON ICED TEA...SWEETENED!
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE
Cappuccino or Coffee: EITHER 1 IS FINE
Do you Smoke: OCCASIONALLY
Do you Swear: ALL DA FUCC'N TIME SHIT!!!
Do you Sing: SING WHA'?!
Do you Shower Daily: MANDATORY! DAT SHOULD bE A #1 PRIORITY OL' UR DAY!
Have you Been in Love: YEAH
Do you want to go to College: FUCC NO!
Do you want to get Married: SHOOR
Do you belive in yourself: NOPE
Do you get Motion Sickness: 4RUM WHA'?!
Do you think you are Attractive: HELL DA FUCC NO!
Are you a Health Freak: HAVE U SEEN ME EAT?...
Do you get along with your Parents: U CAN SAY DAT
Do you like Thunderstorms: THEY'RE COO-
Do you play an Instrument: NOT @ DA MOMENT
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YES I HAVE
In the past month have you Smoked: NOPE...bUT I NEED ME A PACC RIGHT NOW
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NO
In the past month have you gone on a Date: NO
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: HAHAHA...I WISH, bUT NO =*(
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: YEAH
In the past month have you been on Stage: NO
In the past month have you been Dumped: NO
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: HELL NO! WTF?!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NOPE!
Ever been Drunk: ALL DAY ER'RYDAY
Ever been called a Tease: NO
Ever been Beaten up: HELL NO!
Ever Shoplifted: NO
How do you want to Die: LAFF'N
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: NOT SHOOR
What country would you most like to Visit: THAILAND AND LAOS
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: WHA'EVER
Favourite Hair Color: WHA'EVER AS LONG AS SHE KEEP DAT SHIET CLEAN AND MAINTAINED
Short or Long Hair: WHA'EVER
Height: NOT TALLER THAN ME OR IF SHE IS, THEN RATZ!
Weight: WHA'EVER SHE COMFORTAbLE WIT'
Best Clothing Style: WHA'EVER AS LONG AS SHE CLEAN
Number of Drugs I have taken: NEGOTIAbLE
Number of CDs I own: 2 MANY bURNZ...
Number of Piercings: JUST DA EARZ
Number of Tattoos: NONE
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A LOT...

MAKE UR OWN SHIET! - or - CLICC HERE IF U A DUMbASS 2 DO SO =D!

I'd like to meet:

PEARL 4RUM *DA LANDLORD* =D HAHAHA

U'VE bEEN SPOTTED!ANYbODY- JUST HOLLA@ME ON AIM== NGAHOETAMER!~

Music:

DA KIND THEY PLAY IN OUTER SPACE

Movies:

MAINLY COMEDIES

Television:

bASICALLY I LEAVE DA CHANNEL ON SPEED VISION

Books:

WHERE'S WALDO IS MY FAV

Heroes:

...MY DADDY
MAY HE FINALLY REST...

My Blog

DA START OF MY LAO NEW YEAR/UPDATE ON MY LIFE

1ST OFF SAbAI DEE PHI MAI 2 ALL MY LAO/THAI HOMEYZ OUT THERE. I KNOW IT'Z bEEN A PHAT ASS MINUTE SINCE I LAST WROTE A bLOG. NOT MUCH bEEN GOIN' ON WIT' ME...JUST MAJOR DRAMA LIKE ANY UTHA PERSON OUT T...
Posted by JAO NOI SIN2ZY on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 02:00:00 PST

I NEED A ROCKSTAR

WITHOUT IT, I'D bE SCREWED. ROCKSTAR KEEPS ME WIRED AND NO!- IT DOESN'T bRING ME DOWN AFTERWARDS LIKE THE COMMERCIALS SAY...WELL I GUESS THAT'S JUST ME THEN. IDK AbOUT OTHER PEOPLE. RIGHT NOW I NEED L...
Posted by JAO NOI SIN2ZY on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 12:04:00 PST

A PIECE OL' MY LEFTOVER 2 CENTZ

DA SHIET DAT I'M bLOGG'N ON HERE IS JUST SUM SHIET I'M GOIN' THRU AND IT'Z JUST A SHIET LOAD OL' RANDOM SAYZ. IT'Z NOT 2WARDZ ANY1 IN PARTICULAR REALLY...JUST PEOPLE DAT I'VE CAME ACROSS 4 A MINU...
Posted by JAO NOI SIN2ZY on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 09:27:00 PST

4 ME WOULD U......?

1. Give me your number?2. Have sex with me?3. Let me kiss you?4. Watch a movie with me...even a really sappy one?5. Let me take you out to dinner?6. Drive me somewhere/anywhere?7. Take a shower with m...
Posted by JAO NOI SIN2ZY on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 10:19:00 PST

FAKE ASS HOES...

U N.G.A HOES MAKE ME SICC. ESPECIALLY WHEN U PRE10 2 bE SUM1'Z HOMEY. U HOES CAN GET ON UR KNEEZ AND DO WHA' U DO bEST 2 ME ALSO...AND IF U DON'T KNOE WHA' DAT IS...IT'S SUCC MY DICC!!! I CAN'T STAND ...
Posted by JAO NOI SIN2ZY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST