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About Me

I hate everyone equally and i wish i could run them all over. Im also proud that the US government will be monitoring my MySpace account to fight the war on terror. i will sleep better at night knowing they're out there fighting the forces of evil. not since GI Joe stamping out Cobra have we seen a battle of these epic proportions and since im sure terrorists everywhere have a fucking myspace page i can see why we need to be monitored. as if someone's going to have 586 muhammeds in their friends list. good grief !!!
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My Interests

Free Speech Motherfuckers: www.peopleagainstcensorship.org ,Opie and Anthony; XM channel 202.

I'd like to meet:

green haired, pierced and tattoo'ed, small and tiny hot topix chicks, or coked out blonds who have a courtney hole thing going on. any ladies with nipple piercings and tat's are welcome to say hello or even stalk me.

Music:

Gangsta Fag: the erotic adventures of Twista G !!! oh and Korn, Metallica, Limp Bizkit, anything 90's Seattle grunge, Theory of a Deadman, System of a Down, NIN, Hed PE, GnR, Motley Crue (any guy who nailed Pam Anderson back when she was hot is A-OKAY in my book), Megadeth, STP, Type O Negative, the list goes on and on and on...www.octanerocks.com representing for a band from the Show !!! song enemy is fantastic and stuff. if you dont like it, you're obviously gay so go blow someone in a buddy booth.

Movies:

Comedy and Action movies. if i cant laugh my ass off or watch a bunch of shit blow up and people on fire then its not worth watching.

Television:

LUCKY LOUIE: HBO sundays 1030pm, after entourage. I used to not watch television and believe that DVD and porn are the way to go when in front of a tv.Fucking HBO: BRING BACK LUCKY LOUIE

Books:

The more photos and less words the better. i dont want to read anything it makes my eyes hurt.

Heroes:

Opie, Anthony, Little Jimmy (and his meaty white man tits), Bill Burr, Patrice O'Neil, Joe Rogan, and anybody who makes me giggle like a schoolgirl

My Blog

summertime and shenanigans

blogs are gay but the best motivation to not eat junkfood 24/7 was a 500 pound fellow who couldnt even stand in line at the gas station. he had to lean on the counter while the lady in front of him pa...
Posted by Uber'Noob (fake porn cunts stop adding me!!!) on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 06:23:00 PST

Near death experiences are kinda anti-climactic

i was going down a mountain that was a solid sheet of ice, incredibly steep and there were no guardrails between me and the tiny monopoly sized houses thousands of feet below in a valley. i was going ...
Posted by Uber'Noob (fake porn cunts stop adding me!!!) on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 03:00:00 PST

My way around I-Tunes exclusivity

i keep reading how I-Tunes has that coding where you can only listen to the songs you buy on your I-Tunes player. i found a convoluted way around that. i've got a 20-gig Creative Labs MP3 player ...
Posted by Uber'Noob (fake porn cunts stop adding me!!!) on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 04:04:00 PST

Some Motherfucker just dropped a lingering stench in public

Just thought i'd share the redneck asshole who dropped a fucking dispicable room clearing bomb in a restaurant and how over ten minutes later it's still lingering and now dissapating one bit. this is ...
Posted by Uber'Noob (fake porn cunts stop adding me!!!) on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 03:38:00 PST

Greatest place on earth !!!

Buckwold, Mo: a bowling alley / porn shop; outstanding stuff really, when you think about it. i can now bowl and beat off in one convenient location. whoever thought of this should get the nobel...
Posted by Uber'Noob (fake porn cunts stop adding me!!!) on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 09:34:00 PST

Absentee ballot is such a pain in the ass

i had to call the voter registration people in downtown rochester to request an absentee ballot. what i received in the mail was a sign-up sheet to get my ballot. then i was to send this f...
Posted by Uber'Noob (fake porn cunts stop adding me!!!) on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 02:44:00 PST

Fake Cunts: stop asking to join my MySpace !

i hope the fake porn sites that have some cheesy fake photo of a hot chick with no friends or info, who try to join my myspace all get cancer of the cunt. please give up and go pester someone el...
Posted by Uber'Noob (fake porn cunts stop adding me!!!) on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 06:46:00 PST

Why cant anyone drive but me?

Ive been to Chicago, NYC, LA, Atlanta, Detroit, Hartford and now on my way to Milwaukee and the one constant is traffic. the only good point to the 5 hours it took me to get from Giants stadium to exi...
Posted by Uber'Noob (fake porn cunts stop adding me!!!) on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 05:08:00 PST

I've been a dick all weekend !

yesterday as i walked away from the ATM machine a homeless fellow asked for a couple bucks to get a hotdog at the gas station next door. without even thinking about it i replied sorry fella i on...
Posted by Uber'Noob (fake porn cunts stop adding me!!!) on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 06:20:00 PST

Why is the media Anit-US soldiers?

when that silly girl put a dog collar on a muslim terrorist she was villified and all over the news for weeks and weeks and was made out to be the second coming of hitler for what she did. then ...
Posted by Uber'Noob (fake porn cunts stop adding me!!!) on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 01:39:00 PST