summertime and shenanigans |
blogs are gay but the best motivation to not eat junkfood 24/7 was a 500 pound fellow who couldnt even stand in line at the gas station. he had to lean on the counter while the lady in front of him pa...
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Near death experiences are kinda anti-climactic |
i was going down a mountain that was a solid sheet of ice, incredibly steep and there were no guardrails between me and the tiny monopoly sized houses thousands of feet below in a valley. i was going ...
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My way around I-Tunes exclusivity |
i keep reading how I-Tunes has that coding where you can only listen to the songs you buy on your I-Tunes player. i found a convoluted way around that. i've got a 20-gig Creative Labs MP3 player ...
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Some Motherfucker just dropped a lingering stench in public |
Just thought i'd share the redneck asshole who dropped a fucking dispicable room clearing bomb in a restaurant and how over ten minutes later it's still lingering and now dissapating one bit. this is ...
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Greatest place on earth !!! |
Buckwold, Mo: a bowling alley / porn shop; outstanding stuff really, when you think about it. i can now bowl and beat off in one convenient location. whoever thought of this should get the nobel...
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Absentee ballot is such a pain in the ass |
i had to call the voter registration people in downtown rochester to request an absentee ballot. what i received in the mail was a sign-up sheet to get my ballot. then i was to send this f...
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Fake Cunts: stop asking to join my MySpace ! |
i hope the fake porn sites that have some cheesy fake photo of a hot chick with no friends or info, who try to join my myspace all get cancer of the cunt. please give up and go pester someone el...
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Why cant anyone drive but me? |
Ive been to Chicago, NYC, LA, Atlanta, Detroit, Hartford and now on my way to Milwaukee and the one constant is traffic. the only good point to the 5 hours it took me to get from Giants stadium to exi...
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I've been a dick all weekend ! |
yesterday as i walked away from the ATM machine a homeless fellow asked for a couple bucks to get a hotdog at the gas station next door. without even thinking about it i replied sorry fella i on...
Posted by Uber'Noob (fake porn cunts stop adding me!!!) on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 06:20:00 PST |
Why is the media Anit-US soldiers? |
when that silly girl put a dog collar on a muslim terrorist she was villified and all over the news for weeks and weeks and was made out to be the second coming of hitler for what she did. then ...
Posted by Uber'Noob (fake porn cunts stop adding me!!!) on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 01:39:00 PST |
