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Add to My Profile | More VideosThe ocean, beach and outdoors; women, art, original music and design; surfing good waves, clean empty beaches, going to school, running my business ALMERIKA Designs, living in København, marching and fighting in anarchist freedom demonstrations and protests and remaining a physical and spiritual threat to the European Fascist and Imperialist movement. I enjoy original film, balance, camouflage, Japanese art + culture, conflict, custom built surf boards, 4X4s, hot rods + motorcycles. I like wisecracking, being satyrical and making people laugh. I'm quite intrigued with art, military and world history, news, politics and religion. When I go out, I like to laugh and have fun with interesting and intelligent people, be sarcastic, and be funny. I like to surf, study, work out all stoned, sing karaoke, have barbeques, drunk-ride beach cruisers to bars and beach parties, get lost in the desert with a camera, relax, renovate German foxholes and bunkers in Christiania, joke and laugh. I like good ganja and food and sharing it with good people. I love nekkid chicks too, especially the ones who "already have a boyfriend".
George Bush and see how he likes me now that our California Democrat Blue Ladies are in control of the Congress and country, thank GOD. Also, I'm so stoked that I'm finally meeting all those Danish beatnik and punker chicks, the blue-eyed uberfrau blondes with the dyed black hair who live in my nieghborhood of Nørrebro (Ungdomshuset YouthHouse) that flirt with me everyday. Don't be afraid...I won't bite! That is, unless you want me to..... :) Oh yea, that Bellehøj lady cop Christina who arrested me for threatening that homo immigrant leach with an axe, after I kicked his ass in the street for attacking my church and pastor. All she did was keep the axe...and they didn't even put cuffs on me. She said, "we don't need to cuff you, I don't think you will put up a fight". I growled to her "I'll put up more of s fight next time if you want me to", and she just licked her lips, frisked me for weapons, and whispered in my ear, "give me hree months". Watch what happens to some drug-dealing unwelcome illegal immigrant cocksuckers that day when I want her to arrest me again. I'll pull her into the cell with me next time before she locks the door. She said if I could pull that off, and wrestle her into the cell, that she'll stay in there with me. AAhhhh....very interestingk!
SUBLIME, Bob Marley and all ROOTS reggae, SKA, 50's and 60's exotica and lounge, Bossanova jazz, any and all SURF GUITAR bands, the PIXIES, Frank Black, Tori Amos, Natalie Merchant, White Stripes, Nirvana, the Rolling Stones, Good Old Grateful Dead, Pink Floyd, Metallica, Motorhead, Pennywise, Turbonegro, BH Surfers, Supersuckers, Reverend Horton Heat, Social Distortion, Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard and most all classic country. I grew up with 80's New Wave bands like the Clash, Madness, the Specials, the Pretenders, the Cult, Devo, Berlin, the B-52's, the Cars, Oingo Boingo, the Go-Go's, the Police, the Smiths, Psychedelic Furs, the Cure, Simple Minds, Echo and the Bunnymen etc. and have been into old-school Orange County punk bands like Agent Orange, L.A.'s Wasted Youth, Oxnard's Agression, the Dead Kennedys, Social Distortion, Bad Religion, Circle Jerks, the Adolescents, D.I. and TSOL since 1983.I also like oldies like Sinatra, Elton John, Neil Diamond, Barry Manilow and other classic hits for karaoke night.
BORAT!!!! Magnolia The Royal Tenenbaums THE BIG LEBOWSKI NAPOLEON DYNAMITE Snatch Lock Stock... Trainspotting Old School Austin Powers Anchorman TALLEDEGA NIGHTS Sling Blade Platoon Saving Private Ryan Full Metal Jacket Jackass 60's and 70's JAMES BOND STAR WARS original Pink Floyd's The Wall Nightmare Before Christmas anything surf or nature related. I love old comedies like Cannonball Run, Stripes, Meatballs, Animal House and anything by Cheech and Chong. Anything new with WILL FERRELL, Ben Stiller, VINCE VAUGHN or Jack Black rules as well. I have loved the Muppets since I was a kid....still do. It Ain't Easy Bein' Cleen.
COMEDY CENTRAL, History Channel, Military Channel, King of the Hill, Simpsons, San Diego Chargers, USC Trojans, Notre Dame Fighting Irish, Hammarby (Stockholm Soccer team). DANE COOK, Dave Chappelle and the Blue Collar Comedy guys. GIT 'ER DONE!
The BIBLE, Siddartha: The Story of Buddha, the Lord of the Rings Trilogy, 2 Years Before the Mast, Of Mice and Men, Lonely Planet's Guide to Costa Rica, Surfing California, anything art- design- nature- or surf-related. I had some free time in 2005 and read the first 5 Harry Potter books. Right now all I read are my textbooks, the newspaper, and CNN .., and I'm forcing myself to learn Danish by reading the dailes.
GOD, Jesus, Archangel Michael, my family, St. Patrick, Martin Luther King Jr., JFK, Donovan Frankenreiter and Brett Favre. Clint Eastwood, John Wayne, Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash, Carlos Santana, Frank Zappa, Jerry Garcia, Stephen Hawkings. Any and all U.S Marines, past and present. Anybody who surfs huge waves like Mavericks or Teahupoo or can flip motorcycles in the air or ride wheelies down the freeway. All our American police, crime investigators, officers, servicemen and women, past and present, all around the world who have made our country strong and free. Oh yea, EVEL KNEIVEL, The Duke Brothers from Hazzard County, Ron Burgundy, Dr. Evil and BORAT too. Mel Gibson was right, the Jews in Israel are definitely causing all the wars and aggression in the Mibble East...they need to be reigned in. I'm still looking for new ways to trap Gypsies...there are a few of them here in Denmark, those dirty thives, but they are too quick to catch by traditional means.