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Jeff Roman

they sucked his brains out.

About Me



Can I confess something? I tell you this as an artist, I think you'll understand. Sometimes when I'm driving... on the road at night... I see two headlights coming toward me. Fast. I have this sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly, head-on into the oncoming car. I can anticipate the explosion. The sound of shattering glass. The... flames rising out of the flowing gasoline.

i enjoy a good chair.

My Interests

cooking, bicycles, comics, playing music, doing the dew/getting extreme, street justice, the fact that everyone has it coming, hawaiian shirts, houseboats, supporting the concept of spring break, hasslin', and relaxation in all its purest forms.

I'd like to meet:

the guy who first thought up ginger ale.

Music:

overallon a more weekly basis.

Movies:

on the waterfront, starship troopers, the rock, wild at heart, breathless, citizen kane, the royal tenenbaums, aliens, true lies, alphaville, the proposition, deadalive, the island of dr. moreau, blade runner, brazil, the big sleep, faster pussycat! kill! kill!, the quiet man, those beach movies with annette funicello.trilogies: lord of the rings, star wars, indiana jones, terminator, jurassic park, the man with no name(leone), three colors, the mid 90s power trio of military comedies known as sgt. bilko/mchale's navy/down periscope

Television:

when animals attack and basically every other show about twisted fucked up shit happening to normal people caught on video. reno 911, ken burns shit, nero wolfe, the munsters, charlie brown specials.

Books:

basically just ayn rand and charles schulz at this point. also american splendor and batman and pretty much anything garth ennis writes.

Heroes:

the survivalist from tremors, my dad