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Joey

you learn something new and depressing every day

About Me

I love working out for four hours a day, five days a week. I enjoy professional football and ultimate fighting. I like weird things, David Cronenberg movies and rap music. I get all excited when somebody else likes the same things I do and I can finally have an intelligent conversation for a change. I like to be around people who aren't "douchebags". I lived in New York City off and on for six years which should explain the ultimate fighting stuff and the use of the word "douchebag".

My Interests

There's so many components to anyone's personality that highlighting a few items in hopes that it will accurately represent me is obviously absurd OR a bunch of things that you think are stupid plus a few things you wouldn't understand.

I'd like to meet:

People who like birthday cake. Birthday cake is the Vincent Gallo of desserts. It's got something for the girls and something for the guys. If you don't like birthday cake, then chances are you lie and steal.

Music:

Currently on my iPod - Brian Jonestown Massacre, Copy, the Cult, the Dandy Warhols, Dan the Automator, Diplo, Depeche Mode, Gza/The Genius, Joy Division, Mahogany, Murder City Devils, Medeski Martin and Wood, Pavement, Prefuse 73, Portishead, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Shocking Pinks, Slowdive, Soulive, Trentemoller, the Wu-Tang Clan

Movies:

Brazil, Crumb, the Dead Ringers, Eastern Promises, Fallen Angels, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Heat, High Fidelity, In the Mood for Love, Kicking and Screaming (Baumbach version), Killing of a Chinese Bookie, the Last Days of Disco, Metropolitan, Naked Lunch, Nowhere, Renaissance, Run Lola Run, Rushmore, Schizopolis, Trainspotting, the Vanishing (foreign version), Videodrome, Where the Buffalo Roam

Television:

Mr. Show, The Office (both BBC and US versions), the Venture Bros.

Books:

Paul Auster, Lester Bangs, Eric Bogosian, Anthony Bourdain, William S. Burroughs, Robert Crumb, Douglas Coupland, Philip K. Dick, Will Eisner, the Hernandez Bros, Chuck Klosterman, Jonathan Letham, Mark Leyner, Elmore Leonard, Grant Morrison, most things comic book related, Sax Rohmer, Bill Simmons, the story of babar, the C.I.A 7th Edition Cookbook, Hunter S. Thompson, Kurt Vonnegut, Irvine Welsh

Heroes:

That TV show is god awful.

My Blog

Teany

I was going to write a bunch of words here about how everything is wrong, but that will just sound like Moby liner notes. I have decided to affect change from within the bloodstream. Sometimes, I forg...
Posted by Joey on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 11:52:00 PST