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the marquis de sade's first girlfriend

stop stalin and start russian

About Me

i like listening to mozart's requiem and drinking whiskey in inappropriate places.

My Interests

flying commercial jets, saving latin, making unemployment look good

I'd like to meet:

a nice jewish boy who smokes too much pot, carrot top.and i already know this guy, but you should probably want to meet him:

Music:

elliott smith, the decemberists, ferraby lionheart, supergrass, devendra banhart, the fucking buckaroos, jon brion, walter heath, the unicorns, the libertines, metric, sean lennon, the dandy warhols, beck, seals and crofts, neutral milk hotel, !!!, the hives, sondre lerche, art brut, stevie wonder, justin goddamned timberlake

Movies:

ama-fuckin-deus, the star wars trilogy, but not that return of the jedi shit because there's nothing tough about teddy bears fighting storm troopers, harold and maude, annie hall, rushmore, bottle rocket, the royal tenenbaums, pride and prejudice, midnight cowboy, the graduate, knocked up, factotum, wet hot american summer, ghost world, pulp fiction, just about anything involving philip seymour hoffman

Television:

freaks and geeks, frasier, home movies, the monkees, arrested development, degrassi reruns on the n because the new episodes make me want to eat vomit

Books:

east of eden, candide, lolita, american psycho, less than zero, anything that ever came out of charles bukowski's brain, the saga of arturo bandini, in cold blood, the fountainhead, this side of paradise, how we are hungry, nine stories, seymour: an introduction, franny and zooey

Heroes:

henry chinaski and the entire production crew of armageddon

My Blog

was it weird when you changed your name from cat stevens to yusuf islam?

i've had two proper first kisses in my entire life. i've had lots of first kisses, but they always end up being last kisses because they are the kinds of kisses that involve myspace bulletins the next...
Posted by the marquis de sade's first girlfriend on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 12:22:00 PST

that dinner party was like the holocaust, but with undercooked vegetables

i made some key life decisions halloween night, involving drinking about four thousand gallons of whiskey, falling through a screen door in front of the police, slapping my friends around with pa...
Posted by the marquis de sade's first girlfriend on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 02:17:00 PST

my last helping of white meat was dryer than oscar wilde

i was with a boy this weekend who played mahler's funeral march while we made out. i wasn't sure whether to be offended or ask him to marry me. 
Posted by the marquis de sade's first girlfriend on Mon, 15 May 2006 01:25:00 PST

no no! i'm okay with gay people! it's BLOOD i'm afraid of!

i am drunk and have taken a vow of celibacy. obviously, this will most likely last about four days, before i get whore-whore-horny and do it with some creep from the internet. i got a new tattoo, of t...
Posted by the marquis de sade's first girlfriend on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 04:40:00 PST

i see you are leaving! could my conversational skills be partly to blame??

i wear my pants too low for my own good. i own every single stevie wonder album on vinyl. i sucked my left thumb until i was thirteen, and so my left front tooth sticks out a tiny bit more than my rig...
Posted by the marquis de sade's first girlfriend on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 02:04:00 PST