flying commercial jets, saving latin, making unemployment look good
a nice jewish boy who smokes too much pot, carrot top.and i already know this guy, but you should probably want to meet him:
elliott smith, the decemberists, ferraby lionheart, supergrass, devendra banhart, the fucking buckaroos, jon brion, walter heath, the unicorns, the libertines, metric, sean lennon, the dandy warhols, beck, seals and crofts, neutral milk hotel, !!!, the hives, sondre lerche, art brut, stevie wonder, justin goddamned timberlake
ama-fuckin-deus, the star wars trilogy, but not that return of the jedi shit because there's nothing tough about teddy bears fighting storm troopers, harold and maude, annie hall, rushmore, bottle rocket, the royal tenenbaums, pride and prejudice, midnight cowboy, the graduate, knocked up, factotum, wet hot american summer, ghost world, pulp fiction, just about anything involving philip seymour hoffman
freaks and geeks, frasier, home movies, the monkees, arrested development, degrassi reruns on the n because the new episodes make me want to eat vomit
east of eden, candide, lolita, american psycho, less than zero, anything that ever came out of charles bukowski's brain, the saga of arturo bandini, in cold blood, the fountainhead, this side of paradise, how we are hungry, nine stories, seymour: an introduction, franny and zooey
henry chinaski and the entire production crew of armageddon