a panty and a sock

alright well at this point i suppose i should give you the skinny on myself ( but i am sure you have a completely accurate portrait of me just because i am the sort of person who uses the word "skinny" in that context without shame or regret) let's start with where i live shall we ? Have you ever heard of a little place called chatsworth california, friend? well if you hadn't before you have now- i live in chatsworth and it is the porn capital of the world .. ( we haven't solved world hunger in these parts but we have infected many with ghonnerea)- and what do i do, myspace buddy? .. well, i would like to say that i study portugese or that i jump out of airplanes in only body paint every thursday after my rich father takes me for lunch with a-list celebrities .. but, as it is, i know only english and the closest i have come to a celebrity is seeing corey feldmon at the corbin bowlerama... when i am not going to school i am most likely drinking the andres champagne that i got for 4 dollars with my ralph's card or , more possibly, sitting at home watching mystery science theater and eating something that is at least 50 % lard from a bucket. I am obsessed with television... mostly, i watch reruns- but i am so anal about television that i cant be disturbed during these reruns- even when i am watching the boy meets world wedding episode for the thirtieth time on cable.i suppose that would- in no part of the world- be alluded to as "the skinny" considering it's mass .. but hey, let's just say i was being ironic.. did i type"ironic" .. i think i meant "moronic" You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !