Time Management for the Mentally Deficient (or: how I learned to stop worrying & love myspace) |
I don't know why my Yahoo! music player is playing Hilary Duff. I'm pretty sure it wants me to kill myself.I was having a conversation with my mother a few days ago about my new job. I spo...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 13:17:00 GMT |
It's sad, but what's really sad is, it never got weird enough for me. |
Lately I have become increasingly moody. This is strange because for the most part, I just hate everything on a regular continuum minus the mood swings. Still, I never really reach my breaking point...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 15:16:00 GMT |
Excuse me ma'am, but that's a nice potato you've got there! |
Open scene: enter Me, stage left... oblivious, but on a mission. A mission to procure potatoes.Enter walmart stockers, stage right. Stocker 1: early 20's white guy, medium build, looks lik...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 23:30:00 GMT |
Why I Don't Believe In Hueytown Anymore |
Before we get into this I want everyone to know that one of my friends had the AUDACITY to ask me, "It is Alabama, after all--do we really expect not to see these things?" People, listen to me h...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 12:51:00 GMT |
Creepshit 101 |
"That's all a girl can hope to be in this world. A beautiful little fool."-The Great GatsbyFor those of you that happen to be unfamiliar with the vast array of awkwardness surrounding my persona...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 12:54:00 GMT |
How Being Hot Has Worked For Me: a postscript |
God fucking dammit, it's cold. Now that we've got the mood set, I'd like to take this time, and space on your cache to bitch. Typical, I know. I've been pretty frustrated lately due ...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 21:43:00 GMT |
The Ghost Town That Wouldn't Die |
I'm not exactly sure as to why exactly I ever reconsidered writing Hueytown out of my life entirely. Time after exhasperating time, it's only proven to me that it's really not worth the time or ...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 23:44:00 GMT |
Happiness isn't very funny at all. |
For every day I spend driving to a job I hate in a car with no air conditioning in 90 degree weather, for every asshole I serve a caramel macchiato to, for every uninteresting douchebag that asks me o...
Posted by on Sun, 28 May 2006 00:37:00 GMT |
How Being Hot Has Worked For Me |
Although I like to think of myself as a generally modest person, truth is, I'm just as full as myself as any other asshole. To be completely honest, I have to deal with tons of creepy fuckers al...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 16:03:00 GMT |
For the sake of it... |
I thought I'd write something just so it wouldn't say "Blah! You haven't posted anything yet, you loser!"Umm... well, I'm getting a car on Saturday (yay!!) and I saw The Village last night and yester...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 19:31:00 GMT |
