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Darren Kane

Yeah, it's Digger!

About Me


Writer. Comic. Artist. Hostage Negotiator (though, only when I'm personally taken hostage).

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Whomever will pay my rent...and also that chick at the gym.

Heroes:

If you're a quick-witted wise-ass, you're pretty much in: Bill Murray, Howard Stern, David Letterman, Larry David, Garry Shandling, Norm MacDonald, David Spade, Jesse Ventura, Bobby Heenan, Mel Brooks, John McEnroe, George Carlin, Benny Hill, Han Solo, Alex P. Keaton, Detective Axel Foley, John McClane, Hans Gruber, Colonial Marine Private W. Hudson, Dudley Dawson, Captain James T. Kirk, Louie De Palma, Mel Horowitz, Detective David Mills, Thornton Melon, Lt. Daniel Kaffee, Clark Devereaux, Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding, the entire A-Team, Dr. Heathcliff Huxtable, Jeff Spicoli, John Bender, Det. Sgt. Matthew Sykes, Ty Webb, Fred Sanford, The Terminator, Winston Wolfe, Blue Beetle, Booster Gold, Guy Gardner, Mike Peters, Trent Walker, U.S. Marshal Samuel Gerard, U.S. Deputy Marshal Cosmo Renfro, Wolverine, James Bond, Daniel Ocean, Spinal Tap, Clarence Boddicker, Randal Graves, Banky Edwards, Lex Luthor, Perry White, Martin Riggs, Roger Murtaugh, Leo Getz, Martin Blank, Comic Book Guy, David Hogan, Albert Gibson, James Evans Jr., Ferris Bueller, Austin Millbarge, Emmett Fitz-Hume, Team Zectek.com, Dr. Jonathan Katz, The Sweathogs, Dieter, Nat X, Hanz, Franz, Beavis, Butt-Head, Statler, Waldorf, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, and Ali G.

My Blog

The ID4 Aliens teach you how to play Beach Volleyball...

Beach Volleyball for Beginners from the Independence Day Aliens!Hello, insects of Earth!Surprised to see us, 10 years after our "defeat"? Guess what, those giant ships the Fresh Prince took down were ...
Posted by Darren Kane on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 06:09:00 PST

Jimmy Buffett's Original "Cheeseburger in Paradise" Lyrics...

Eternal beach bum and musician Jimmy Buffett is best known for his sing-along hits "Margaritaville", "Come Monday", and "Cheeseburger in Paradise".Priding myself as being the nation's first and foremo...
Posted by Darren Kane on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 05:55:00 PST

Financial Advice from Dracula...

Financial Advice from Dracula I vant&to suck&your blood& &and also offer you some very sound asset management guidance. After all, when you're immortal, you want to ensure that you have the means...
Posted by Darren Kane on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 01:45:00 PST

Making it as a stand-up comic...

Wow, it's been four years already since I wrote this article for Becky D's www.girlcomic.net site.Looking back on it now, do I still believe in what I wrote? Fuck yeah.Two corrections, though, that I ...
Posted by Darren Kane on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 08:22:00 PST

Relationship Advice from Dr. Cynic Von Angry...

"What you should do..." Relationship Advice from Dr. Cynic Von Angry Q: My girlfriend hangs out a lot with her platonic friend Ryan. What should I do? A: Get the hell out o...
Posted by Darren Kane on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 04:51:00 PST