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~*ERINN*~

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, too bad Chuck doesnt cry

About Me

Get Your Own! | View SlideshowWell to start off my name is Erinn, you might have already guessed that if you're not mentally challenged. I dont get along with too many people off the precedence that most people I come across these days are beyond stupid and idolize society's braindead morons such as Paris Hilton... those people are paid to act stupid and at a lack of all commen sense, whats your excuse? I have a tight schedual 24/7 but I do make time to hang out with the friends I have that dont piss me off. Im in my last year of pre requisite courses for pharmaceuticals and within the next year I will be in sunny Virginia working towards getting my PhD and dishing out the drugs that society desperatly needs. I work at a variety of places such as Niagara Falls AFB as a jet engine mechanic and for a company called aspire where I care for the people who are medically termed mentally challenged and not just pretending. When im not running between school and work I can usually be spotted chilling with a cold beverage or down with my man in Virginia. I have a very sarcastic sense of humor which can be quite mean at times but, its all in good fun, if you cant take a joke dont listen right? To some people I may come across as a bitch, but hey, I know what I want out of life and the people I hang with love that about me. I wont change for anyone, so take it or leave it.

My Interests

Yeah ... the drunk face... Alter egos - Jack and Jenna Is my ma stuck in the 80's or what?My lil bro... the light weight making fun of stupid people, streaking around the house, bein with my man, muenster cheese, oatmeal cookies, chineese food, drinking in excess, the mcnasty, playing with my Ozzmaster, making my fat obese cat meow, finding and buying the most scantily clad clothing made, flashing people while driving, the limit,................. bike riding, long walks on the beach and all sorts of gay stuff like that
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Erinn
Birthday: May 23
Birthplace: Buffalo
Current Location: Hamburg unfortunatly
Eye Color: blue to green to grey
Hair Color: white blonde - naturally dark ass brown
Height: 5'6'' without my boots of mass destruction
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage:
The Shoes You Wore Today: ass stompin boots
Your Weakness: trying to say anything that isnt sarcastic
Your Fears: cock roaches, spiders, stupid people, foreigners taking over america, becoming a waste of space, being alone for the rest of my life
Your Perfect Pizza: chicken finger or sausage
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get into grad school, move to virginia to be with my sugar britches
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i dont care
Thoughts First Waking Up: if i actually slept... why is it always soo har to get up and moving out of a nice warm bed, i dont wsanna go to school, i hate work, ....
Your Best Physical Feature: idk u tell me
Your Bedtime: whenever i can finally fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: the days when it actually felt like i had a family...
Pepsi or Coke: diet coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: mcdonalds double cheeseburger... but if i eat that ill get sick
Single or Group Dates: single, stupid people piss me off
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton green tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino or frapp, coffee is a once in a while thing for me
Do you Smoke: yeah, i quit trying to quit, i enjoy it too much right now
Do you Swear: a bit too much at times
Do you Sing: only when no one is there to listen
Do you Shower Daily: yeah i kinda prefer that clean and not smelling like ass feeling
Have you Been in Love: I love my sugar britches
Do you want to go to College: i would like to get done with college already
Do you want to get Married: halloween right? haha
Do you belive in yourself: if i didn't i dont think i would have made it this far
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: i'd hit it
Are you a Health Freak: kinda sorta not really... i just try to keep from gettin fat
Do you get along with your Parents: oddly enough they have made a recent huge turn around
Do you like Thunderstorms: yea when im not trying to sleep
Do you play an Instrument: i used to but i dont n e more
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yea..... just enough to make me loud and abnoxious
In the past month have you Smoked: yea
In the past month have you been on Drugs: sure i take my pill every morning
In the past month have you gone on a Date: hmm i think... does gettin scoops, cheese, mac n cheese, and chillin in bed drinking tequilla count? chineese buffet for breakfast?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: if that ever happens again im just gonna be single for the rest of my life
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no suprisingly
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a pen
Ever been Drunk: too many times to tally up
Ever been called a Tease: yeah
Ever been Beaten up: nigga please! even chuck norris knows better
Ever Shoplifted: this is an incriminating survey... askin about shit like this
How do you want to Die: either skydiving and my chute doesnt open or during sex... gotta have that one last rush before i kick it
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a legal drug dealer... but ill never grow up or get old
What country would you most like to Visit: theres a few
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: light colored
Favourite Hair Color: n e thing but red
Short or Long Hair: short hair is fun to rub
Height: taller than me by a few
Weight: heavier than me n have the strength to throw my ass around
Best Clothing Style: the kind that doesnt embarrass the shit out of me
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Number of CDs I own: idk
Number of Piercings: belly button, ears 4x, tongue, nips
Number of Tattoos: 2 but hopefully my 1/2 sleeve by summer
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not a damn thing

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I'd like to meet:

I have given up on trying to find anyone that gets my sense of humor or even understands me. I've been fucked over and stabbed in the back about 1 billion times too many and quite frankly i know the next person who does it will most likely get stabbed in the eye. As far as a man in my life, I have finally found the one that I'm not lettin go without a brawl to the death. He is truely my clone and our child will be the anti christ if it turns out to be anything like the 2 of us have been. so, in light of that please dont feel the need to send me any messages on here trying to hit on me because they will just get deleted, save urself the 30 seconds it takes to type out one of those gay pick up lines and move on to the next poor girl who might indulge your curiosity and waste time writing you back.

Music:

anything that has a good beat

Movies:

jackass 2, beanch warmers, napoleon dynamite, good fellas, casino, donny darko, clerks, clerks 2, jay n silent bob strike back... i cant think of n e more at the moment

Television:

family guy, the simpsons, american dad, the war at home, walker,

Books:

I only have time read text books and I hate them

Heroes:

Chuck Norris

My Blog

Me in dreadlocks

so im gettin real sick of doing my hair every single damn day... what a waste of a good half hour every morning and countless times throughout the day having to untangle it as it begins to become a me...
Posted by ~*ERINN*~ on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 07:08:00 PST

The U think you know my ass survey

My name:Take a stab at my middle name:How long have you known me:When is the last time that we saw each other:Do I smoke:Do I drink:When is my birthday:What was your first impression of me upon meetin...
Posted by ~*ERINN*~ on Thu, 04 May 2006 02:01:00 PST

BF app.... ill be silly here for half a sec

GF/BF Application for silly people who has time to fill this out for me... =Name:Location:Age:Height:Weight:Gay/Straight/Bisexual:Occup ation:What's your best/worst qualities:Are you a virgin:If not, h...
Posted by ~*ERINN*~ on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 10:03:00 PST