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About Me

Im what you need when lifes been too rough on you, Ill always be there for you, Ive even helped you make new friends, and sometimes when you play your cards right I can even help you get laid.......... For any help or questions just ask me or send me a message and ill try and get back to you on your alcoholic needs as soon as posible.
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My Interests

Just Drinking Duh! What else would i be doing?!?!?!?!

I'd like to meet:

X-RATED SHOOTERSThe Clitoris 1 part Bacardi 1 part Creme de Almond 1 part Bailey's 1 part Whipped Cream Cherry, Layer in shot glass.Blow Job1/2 shot Kahlua Whipped CreamTop with the cream. No hands, tilt your head back and swallow.Cum In A Hot Tub 1/2 shot Orange Juice 1/2 shot Bailey's Irish CreamPour Bailey's into Orange Juice for curdling effect.Deep Throat (same as Blow Job, only in a salt shaker and for women only) The tongue must be used to break the whipped cream seal.Flaming Blue Fuck1 1/2oz. Sambuca 1/2oz. Blue CuracoSet on fire and drink through a straw.Orgasm 1/2 shot mint schnapps 1/2 shot Bailey's Irish CreamLayer the drink.Sit On My Face 1 shot Bailey's Irish Cream 1 shot Frangelica 1 shot KahluaLayer the Bailey's over Frangelica over Kahlua.Wrigley's Doublemint Blowjob 1 shot Kahlua 1/2 shot of peppermint schnapps 100 proof Milk or CreamStir or Whip.Cowboy Cocksucker 1 part vodka 1 part Bailey's 1 part KahluaTopped with whipped cream, this drink is another one that must be drunk from the shot glass without using any hands.Pierced Nipple (submitted by Kendal Becker and James Deckard from R.F. McDougalls, Richland, WA) 1 part Sambuca 1 part Bailey's 1 part GoldschlagerIn a cordial glass layer the following in the above order, then float a coffee bean on top, tastes awesome.Long DrinksBetween The Sheets 1 oz. Brandy 1 oz. Triple Sec 1 oz. Light RumShake with ice, strain into cocktail glass.Creamy Bush 1 part Bailey's Irish Cream 1 part Bushmill's Irish WhiskeyCombine in rock's glass.Dirty Mother 3 oz. Brandy 3 oz. Kahlua Stir in highball glass.Flaming Orgasm 1 Beer 1 shot Bacardi 151Pour the Beer into a glass, flame the 151, drop in Beer and slam.Fuzzy Dick 1 part Kahlua 1 part Gran Marnier CoffeeIn coffee cup mix, add whipped cream.Get Laid 1 1/2oz. Vodka 1 oz. Raspberry schnapps Pineapple juice splash of cranberry juiceStir in highball glass.Hairy Virgin 2 parts Rum 1 part Triple Sec 2 parts Orange/Pineapple juice (if no cherry - Hairy Slut) (if ice blended in - Frigid Hairy Virgin) (if no cherry and blended - Hairy Bitch)Serve over ice with a cherry. Hot Irish Nut 1 part Bailey's Irish Cream 1 part Frangelica CoffeeStir in coffee mug, (1 part amaretto optional).Kiss In The Dark 1 oz. Gin 1 oz. Cherry brandy 1 oz. Dry VermouthStir with ice, strain into highball glass.Mother Fucker (submitted by Rick Swaims) 1 oz. Vodka 1 oz. Gin 1 oz. Tequila 1 oz. Rum 1 oz. KahluaHope you enjoy.Orgasm 2 oz. Vodka 2 oz. Kahlua 2 oz. Light CreamShake with ice, strain into highball glass.Pap Smear (Pabst Smir) 1 Beer 1 shot Smirnoff 100 proofDrop Smirnoff into beer and chug.Pop The Cherry 2 oz. Cherry brandy Orange JuiceStir in highball glass, add cherry and orange slice.Rearbuster 2 oz. Tequila 2 oz. Kahlua Cranberry juiceStir in highball glass.Screaming OrgasmBarstool Equal parts - Rum, Vodka, BourbonOpen mouth, lean back, swallow till you can't swallow any more.Sex On The Beach 1 part Cream de Casis (or Chambord) 1 part Mellon Liqueur (or Midori) 1 part Pineapple juice (add 1 part Vodka - ...With a Friend) (add more alcohol - Rape Under The Bordwalk)Stir in highball glass.Strawberry Stripper Orange Juice 1 1/2 oz. Strawberry Schnapps 1 oz. Triple SecPour Schnapps into Orange Juice and then Triple Sec - do not stir.Tight Snatch 1 1/2oz. light Rum 1 oz. Peach Schnapps Pineapple juiceStir in highball glass.Virgin 1 1/2oz. Gin 1/2 oz. white Creme de menthe 1 oz. forbidden fruitShake with ice, strain into highball glass."Screw Drinks" Here is how to add things together to get the various screw drinks: Basic Screw 1 part Vodka Orange JuiceStir in highball glass over ice.Fuzzy add 1 part Peach SchnappsSlow add 1 part Sloe GinComfortable add 1 part Southern ComfortUp Against The Wall float a splash of Galliano on topWith a Kiss float a splash of Ameretto on top

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Heroes:

The brewing company of every brand

My Blog

most but not all top sites for alcohol

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Posted by Alcohol on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 01:32:00 PST