John Pictaggi

My name is Scotch Bingeington.I was an international race car driver on the professional racing circuit. One day I was on the final lap of a qualifying lap when a baby stroller rolled out onto the track. I swerved to avoid it and hit the retaining wall. Even though I was severly burnt the baby luckily survived.I was that baby.- American Dad

I know some of you are not ripping up your homework like I asked you to. Dont come crying to me when you can't rip up your midterm.