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Hannah Kaye

hannahkirchner

About Me

My reputation precedes me........Founder of the Attention Deficit Disorder Foundation Of Chicago. Philanthropist. Novelist. Redhead.

My Interests

Listen, I'm a writer, not an Arab princess!

I'd like to meet:

Aliens

Books:

How Hannah Kirchner Saved Civilization With One Quick Flip Of Her Hair, Romancing Endymion: A Lover's Memoir To Hannah, Ms. Kirchner's Liasions And Private Affairs, Webster's Dictionary Of Quotations And Hannah-isms, Don't Date That Bitch! Hannah's Ex-Boyfriend's Desperate Tale, Hannah: How A Legend Was Created, How to Channel Hannah

My Blog

The World Is Up For Grabs!

Look what I just found out about! American/Tibetan Lama, Robert Ernst Dickoff, in his book -Agartha, indicates that we are closer to our blonde, blue-eyed, Nordic demi-gods and creators, the Martians,...
Posted by Hannah Kaye on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 09:45:00 PST

My First Book Review!

I don't know how many of you noticed, but I have a few books in the works. My lucky friend Larry (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpr ofile&friendid=366559293) was a recipie...
Posted by Hannah Kaye on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 09:12:00 PST

Greetings From Greece, As I Enjoy My Nuevo-Riche Lifestyle!

Greetings Everyone, from my beautiful sailboat Charisma!I am writing to you now from the fantastic Grecian Islands. I just slapped Sven for not doing his duty as the First Mate. Apparently he did...
Posted by Hannah Kaye on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 07:57:00 PST

Politics In Chicago, As Usual...

Obama told the former first lady he was helping unemployed workers on the streets of Chicago when "you were a corporate lawyer sitting on the board at Wal-Mart." Moments later, Clinton said that she w...
Posted by Hannah Kaye on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 09:05:00 PST

Hannah~Testing Boundaries and Raising the Bar!

Tick tock, tick tock. I'm starting to get bored at work. But like a consummate professional, I throw my personal feelings to the wind and get back to business! Sadly, my brain and ADD do not agre...
Posted by Hannah Kaye on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 11:48:00 PST

Attention Deficit Disorder Foundation Of Chicago

Over the past few months I have been working on a project very near to my heart. We are announcing the opening of the Attention Deficit Disorder Foundation Of Chicago. As the Founding Chairman, I woul...
Posted by Hannah Kaye on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 04:10:00 PST

Turns Out The World Does Revolve Around Me!

They tried to convince me otherwise! "Hannah, what are you thinking? Do you really believe the world revolves around you?" So I comissioned a panel of Professors at the University of Ch...
Posted by Hannah Kaye on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 06:07:00 PST

The Tao Of Hannah

Hannah is always at ease.She overcomes without competing,answers without speaking a word,arrives without being summoned,accomplishes without a plan. All streams flow to the seabecause it is lower...
Posted by Hannah Kaye on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 06:32:00 PST

Interview Transcripts~Part One+Update!

UPDATE: 4-30-2008- Can you recall this crazed woman revealing her traumatic divorce to the innocent viewers on youtube.com? The one whose eyes were psychotic? Crazy-Eyes? Well, that was Mr. Smith's ...
Posted by Hannah Kaye on Thu, 11 May 2006 06:27:00 PST

Shark Attacks On The Rise Around The World!

Yesterday I was joyfully walking down the hard concrete urban streets in the Gold Coast of Chicago when all of a sudden, I was five inches away from becoming another victim in the growing epidemic of ...
Posted by Hannah Kaye on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 09:29:00 PST