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About Me

i am a bar. all my drinks are cheap, my bathrooms are horribly disgusting and small, and my staff is often disagreeable. but i am good. if you don't like it, you can go fuck yourself. No shouting, no dancing, and no throwing beer at bartenders. I do not serve jagermeister. If you want that shit, take your ass to Penn you fuckin jock.

My Interests

serving alcohol as well as the best hot dogs in the city. on weekdays i serve sandwiches until 3 pm. My hours are 10 am til 2 am monday thru sunday.

I'd like to meet:

people. but enough with the ugly chicks...i know enough and for God's sake...no fucking DJ's!!! no jocks, frat matresses or sorostitutes please. but whatever, come all. eat, drink and be merry.

Music:

the same songs all the time. people can't seem to pick different songs like, ever. No more Pixies "where is my mind" please!

Television:

If you want to watch soccer, during the afternoon is best. Other than that, you're shit out of luck. Eagles, Flyers, Phillies, Sixers. 4 for 4

Books:

alcohol.