Today's meaningless observation |
Poison ivy totally sucks balls, dude. Big donkey balls. For serious, I'm wanting to gnaw my arm off at the elbow right now.
Posted by AL X. on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 09:05:00 PST |
I'm gonna graduate college within the next 24 hours |
... and I feel fine. No, I don't have a rambling post in me. No taking stock today. But I will share that I'm working on some animated stuff that might make its way onto the internets maybe soon, and ...
Posted by AL X. on Thu, 24 May 2007 11:30:00 PST |
these little quiz things are getting pretty sharp |
You are 65% familiar with Philadelphia, or at least the Philadelph Ok... so you are an art student from Wisconsin who decided to come to the "big city" to paint some pictures and spend all o...
Posted by AL X. on Tue, 08 May 2007 05:09:00 PST |
I've consumed more of my own snot in the past 24 hours than actual food... |
... and, surprise surprise, my digestive system isn't as crazy about boogers as I might have anticipated. This cold sucks ass. Also, snot.
Posted by AL X. on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 05:41:00 PST |
What the head of the UArts film dept had to say about my senior piece about a talking cock |
"Who are you trying to annoy with this film?"
Posted by AL X. on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 06:07:00 PST |
A very wise man once said |
It's not a walk of shame if you ride your bike home.
Posted by AL X. on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 06:37:00 PST |
a rather charming public service announcement |
..>It's just like the French to show this kind of filth on the public airwaves. ... and on a related note, can you believe it's taken me this long to start reading Fleshbot ?...
Posted by AL X. on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 11:52:00 PST |
even my dreams are catty and critical |
I encountered a man in my sleep last night who told me I needed to lose some weight and get rid of my earrings. Dude, chill out. You're in MY dream -- you ought to be flinging rose petals in front o...
Posted by AL X. on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 06:31:00 PST |
the greatest bumper sticker in recent memory |
I spotted this whilst making a delivery today:"Would someone please give Bush a blowjob so we can have him impeached?"Oh, those sexy, sexy Democrats.
Posted by AL X. on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 09:59:00 PST |
K-Fed sets his course for Rock Bottom. I also have very strong legs. |
Now that Kevin Federline is pretty much doomed to Life as a Walking Punchline, I'm actually finding him sort of cute -- in a mangy stray dog sort of way. I imagine him plopping himself down on my door...
Posted by AL X. on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 04:51:00 PST |
