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Hotdog

The dog kids love to bite!

About Me

A hot dog is a type of cooked, cured and often smoked sausage of even texture and flavor that is softer and more moist than most sausages. It is the sausage most readily eaten as finger food, especially in the United States. As finger food, it is usually placed hot in a soft sliced bun of the same shape as the sausage, and optionally includes condiments and toppings. The resulting sandwich is also called a hot dog. The American story of the invention of the hot dog, like the hamburger and ice cream cone, is often attributed to the 1904 Louisiana Purchase Exposition in St. Louis, Missouri. However, similar sausages were made and consumed in Europe, particularly in Germany, as early as 1864. The hot dog's association with baseball also predates the 1904 Exposition. St. Louis Browns owner Chris von der Ahe sold them at his ballpark in the 1880s. While many persons are credited with the "invention" of the hot dog, according to the National Hot Dog Council the hot dog was invented by a German butcher named, Johann Georghehner in the 17th century.

My Interests

relish, ketchup, mustard, chili (especially with those little chopped up onions), sometimes saurkraut, and oh yeah...buns

I'd like to meet:

Takeru Kobayashi. This man has single-handedly decimated the world's hot dog population, including some relatives and very close friends of mine. Someday Kobayashi, when you least expect it we shall rise up as one and destroy you from the inside out!!!!!!!!!

Music:

SLAYER!

Movies:

I have actually appeared in many films: The Natural, Spiderman 2, Bull Durham, Hotdog:the movie, Major League (1 and 2), Slapshot, Naked Gun, Field of Dreams, the Rookie, Wlidcats, A League of their Own, The Mighty Ducks, Chicago, Big, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Mallrats, Revenge of the Nerds, and many others...

Television:

ROLLERGIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heroes:

That dude they dipped in corn batter and fried...right in front of me!!!!