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Kristan Mallory

She's got a smile that heals me I dont know why it is But I have to laugh when she reveals me"

About Me

i rock for a living.

Style:
- tailored suits
- scarves
- the tightest pants that it is within my means to purchase
- bell bottoms
- little or no reguard for shirts
- boots
- dick hige
- vintage luggage
- ray ban
- porsche carerra
- big jewelry

Lifestyle: - ROCK & ROLL

The Fairer Sex:
- that spot on a woman's side where it dips just above her hips
- hippie-ish women (the sweet, earthy, honest, long flowing dress wearing, sit in the grass even though its wet, girls with substance)
- as for you practitioners of the melodramatic please pay me the courtesy of staying away from me
- INTELLIGENT, FUNNY, WITTY, GORGEOUS, HONEST, CREATIVE WOMEN


GRAB BAG:
- the 1968-1972 corvette stingray
- double bass
- camping
- hiking
- the street cats
- whipped cream fights
- the sun (doot-n-doo-doo)
- early nineties hip hop and r & b
- sjc punk
- stratocaster
- gibson les paul
- EL34
- my bicycle delilah
- porsche speedster
- my bed
- MUSEUMS

- fog
- SEX
- fire pits/places
- CRAFT BEERS
- breakfast in bed
- the ocean
- lolli cup
- MASSAGES
- exploring
- A GOOD GLASS OF SCOTCH
- BELGIAN LAMBIC ALES
- CONVERSATIONS - REAL CONVERSATIONS!

My Interests

No Offence, but please don't send me "glitter texts", pictures of fairies, guitar playing cats, or other "graphics for myspace" saying things like "happy hump day" or "thanks for the add" or "have a rockin tuesday" etc.Although I appreciate the gesture, it means alot more to me when people take the time to leave an original comment instead of just pulling something off of a web site.Thankyou for your cooperation.

I'd like to meet:

you.

Movies:

SLC Punk, Shawshank Redemption, American Beauty, Delirious, Coming To America, Trading Places, Brewster's Millions, Iron Eagle, Goonies, Tombstone, Vanilla Sky, The Great Escape, The Memphis Belle, What Dreams May Come, 13 Conversations About One Thing, Zoolander, The Rules Of Attraction, The Ladies Man, 21 Grams, Casino, A Bronx Tale, Super Troopers, Train Spotting, Fight Club, My Cousin Vinnie, The Big Red 1, Full Metal Jacket, Eyes Wide Shut, Big Trouble In Little China, Harold And Maude, Blow, Paul Gilbert's Terrifying Guitar Trip, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic, Starship Troopers, 300, Kung Foo Hustle, V For Vendetta, The Last King Of Scotland, The Secret, Sin City, American Beer, The 5th Element, Simpsons Movie, Judge Dredd, Demolition Man, Escape From La, Rocky Balboa, The 40 Year Old Virgin, ATHF, Star Wars, Major League, Caddy Shack, Borat!, Thank You For Smoking, 3 Amigos, Vegas Vacation, Team America, Big Fish, Frighteners, Snatch, James Bond, Layer Cake, Cowboy Bebop, Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels, Shaun Of The Dead, Hot Fuzz, Boondock Saints, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Oceans 11 & 12, Smokin Aces, Everything Is Illuminated

Heroes:

David Jackson, John and Eileen Lopez, Shaun Jewell, Jimmy Page, Robert Plant, John Bonham, John Paul Jones, Jimmy Hendrix, John Petrucci, Paul Gilbert, Billy Corgan, Jeff Buckley, Joe Walsh, David Lee Roth, Eddie and Alex Van Halen, Ryan Adams, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, George Harrison, Mick Jagger, Kieth Richards, Slash, Bon Scott, Angus Young, Brian Johnson, Tom Kiefer, Eric Brittingham, Jeff LaBar, Fred Coury, Gary Corbitt, CC Deville

My Blog

A Drunkards Guide To The Americas (Kristans Shitty Camera Phone Diary) 2 Cont.

Welcome to the second half of the second exciting installment in the saga of EndeverafteRWe have a great show for you folks today so sit back pop open a cold one or 12 and enjoy.In our last episode we...
Posted by Kristan Mallory on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 03:26:00 PST

A Drunkards Guide To The Americas (Kristans Shitty Camera Phone Diary) 2!

So This Is A Little Late But Here's A Little Bit Of The EndeverafteR / Saving Abel / Meriwether /Carlotta Tour.Leaving Las VegasDeep Rock DriveKinda Crazy To Watch While Youre Trying To PlaySoundcheck...
Posted by Kristan Mallory on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 04:52:00 PST

Itll Be Okay

Begin.Pre-ProductionAt Joe's Private FlatThe Anti Liver LeagueHobie Suffering Our Revelries And LibationsLyrics (Hiding Places)The Board; Awesome For Music, Wretched For MonopolyEngineerium Megamanthi...
Posted by Kristan Mallory on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 01:15:00 PST

ENDEVERAFTER ON WWE

For those of you who missed it or just want to see it again: we did Jeff Hardy's theme song called no more words We had a blast watching jeff hardy kick that guys ass to our song!-Kristan...
Posted by Kristan Mallory on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 04:21:00 PST

EndeverafteR 08 / A Drunkards Guide To America

A short pictorial of the goings on of EndeverafterR in 08Bum Fuck Nowhere Colorado Current Temperature 22 DegreesICE?Our first attempts at installing snow chains just outside of The Blaze In SLCOh yea...
Posted by Kristan Mallory on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 12:43:00 PST

Tour Schedule 07

yup, tour starts next week OCTOBER 16 Colorado Springs, CO The Black Sheep 18 Maplewood, MN The Rock 19 Milwaukee, WI The Rave 22 Mt. Clemens, MI Emerald Theatre 23 Chicago...
Posted by Kristan Mallory on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 04:00:00 PST

san francisco saves children but not the english children

San FranciscoBiking over the golden gate.Without becoming depressed and jumping off..Putting on a sweater in30 mile an hour wind...Difficulty factor: 4Old timey bicycle ridingDifficulty factor: well l...
Posted by Kristan Mallory on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 05:14:00 PST

lions fountains and mexicans oh my!

A Day At Mikey Grovewe fought lions(with limited success)then it was time to cool off in the fountainsp.s. i got hops(also fight them)in conclusion,totally awesome....
Posted by Kristan Mallory on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 01:28:00 PST

Skateboard

day one: INSPIRATION! takin off the hardware, sanding, drawing, measuring, taping offday two: staining, drying, applying the finish, more drying, light sanding, re-application, even more drying, rinse...
Posted by Kristan Mallory on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 08:02:00 PST

Japan 2

Well folks,    We made it there safe (sparing some little shit kicking the back of our seats for 13 hours) and sound with nothing but the clothes on our back but we made the best of it ...
Posted by Kristan Mallory on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 01:00:00 PST