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Alan

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About Me

Aspiring film maker. Originally from NE Scotland, now studying film production in London. I'm hoping to bring some films from the UK with heart, soul and substance, as opposed to suck-ass fake 'gangster' films and other assorted british shit and nonsense.I am currently working as a hitman employed by myself to assassinate Sean Paul, James Blunt, Robbie Williams and other bell-ends.

My Interests

Film from all over the world, Hip-Hop, rock, electro, soul, house, blues, classical and lossa other different types of music, playing guitar, skratching (I'm fucking rubbish, but still learning), playstation, comics, reading, Aberdeen FC (Homer likes them too yo!), golf, skiing, eating, sleeping, waking up, women, clubs, Japan, China, the US, Jack the Ripper theories, history, politics, science, religion, animals (especially dogs, bears and monkeys), Shito Ryu Bubishi, martial arts, zen.

I'd like to meet:

Evybady and enybady who likes the good shit that I like...



This is fucking ace...

Music:

Company Flow, El-P, Big Justoleum, Mr Len, Roosevelt Franklin, Jean Grae, Juggaknots, Kice of course, Mr Live, Bullymouth, Arsonists, Chubb Rock, O.C, Bumpy Knucks, Immortal Technique, Mr Lif, Insight, Akrobatik, Edan, Murs & Living Legends, Felt, Atmosphere, Cannibal Ox, Vast Aire, Hangar 18, Atoms Fam, C Rayz Walz, Aesop Rock, Smash Bros, Masai Bey, RJD2, K-the-i???, DJ Shadow, Quannum MC's, Dr Octagon, Dan the Automator, DJ Q-Bert, Prince Paul, Handsome Boy Modelling School, DutchMassive, Majik Most, Celph Titled, Surreal, Apathy, Louis Logic, Ugly Duckling, Gravediggaz, The whole damn Wu-Tang Clan especially ODB (rip MUH!), Organized Konfusion, Pharoahe Monche, Apani B, Wordsworth, Digable Planets, Natural Elements, Non-Phixion, Necro, Beatnuts, DJ Krush, Gangstarr, Jeru tha Damaja, Group Home, Guru's Jazzmatazz, Pete Rock, Mobb Deep, Nas, Large Pro, Diggin in tha Crates crew, Big L, Lord Finesse, Show and AG, Diamond D, Tha Beatminerz, Black Moon, Smif n Wessun, Outkast, Goodie Mob, Neptunes, N*E*R*D, Slum Village, Jay-Dilla (RIP), Mad-lib, Jay-Lib, MF Doom, Mad Villain, Masterminds, Pumpkinhead, Jedi Mind Tricks, Canibus, Common, The Roots, Little Brother, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, DJ Spinna, Blahzay-Blahzay, K-OS, Erick Sermon, Redman, Keith Murray, Onyx, Tribe called Quest, De La Soul, Pharcyde, Eric B and Rakim, Run DMC, Ultramagnetic MC's, Kool G Rap, KRS-One, Big Daddy Kane, Public Enemy, EPMD, Ras Kass, Digital Underground, Stetsasonic, NWA, Dr Dre, Ice Cube, Snoop, Nate Dogg, Jurassic 5, Heiroglyphics, Souls of Mischief, Del tha Funky Homosapien, Beastie Boys, Invisbl Skratch Piklz, Beat Junkies, X-ecutioners, Kenny Dope, Scratch Perverts, Roots Manuva, Blak Twang, Dizzee Rascal, Goldie, Roni Size, Deep Dish, Kings of Tomorrow, Massive Attack, Portishead, Air, Aphex Twin, Daft Punk, MSTRKRFT, Kavinsky, Ed Banger Records, Phoenix, Calvin Harris, Fischerspooner, The Faint, Nine Inch Nails, The Knife, Kraftwerk, Depeche Mode, Bjork, D'Angelo, Dwele, Raphael Saadiq, Bilal, Musiq, Anthony Hamilton, Maxwell, Erykah Badu, Jill Scott, Amel Larrieux, Kelis, India Arie, Michael Jackson, Prince, Parliament Funkadelic, Stevie Wonder, James Brown, Sly Stone, Marvin Gaye, Al Green, Curtis Mayfield, Isaac Hayes, Jimi Hendrix, Band of Gypsys, Miles Davis, Charlie Parker, John Coltrane, Herbie Hancock, Wes Montgomery, George Benson, Ronny Jordan, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Antonio Forcionne, Rodrigo y Gabriela, Queen, Rolling Stones, Beatles, David Bowie, Talking Heads, Roxy Music, Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash, Led Zep, The Clash, The Police, Tom Waits, Elvis Costello, Chris Isaak, Ben Folds, Ryan Adams, Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds, The Lemonheads, Juliana Hatfield, The Breeders, Mazzy Star, Regina Spektor, Beth Orton, The Donnas, The Killers, Maximo Park, The Strokes, Bloc Party, The Smiths, The Cure, Radiohead, Metric, The Sounds, The White Stripes, The Raconteurs, Queens of the muhfuggin' Stone Age, Mark Lanegan, Eagles of Death Metal, DFA 1979, Sebastian Grainger, Deftones, Mastodon, System Of A Down, Foo Fighters, Biffy Clyro, Oceansize, Weezer, Billy Talent, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Juliette and the Licks, Muse, Peaches, L7, Sonic Youth, Fugazi, Helmet, Soundgarden, Nirvana, Stone Temple Pilots, Screaming Trees, Pearl Jam, Smashing Pumpkins, Alice in Chains, Guns & Roses, AC/DC, Motley Crue, Wolfsbane, Iron Maiden, Ozzy Osbourne, Metallica, Anthrax, Slayer, Brutal Truth, Sepultura, Megadeth, Chris Poland, White Zombie, Pantera (Dimebag Darrell RIP), Corrosion of Conformity, Suicidal Tendencies, Infectious Grooves, Jane's Addiction, Mordred, Faith No More, Living Color, Rage Against The Machine, Red Hot Chili Peppers, John Frusciante, Stravinsky, Debussy, Ravel, Bernard Herrmann, Jerry Goldsmith, John Carpenter, Goblin, Ennio Morricone, John Williams.

Movies:

Seven Samurai, Rashomon, Ikiru, Throne of Blood, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Empire Strikes Back, Once Upon a Time in the West, Hard Boiled, Akira, Seven, Mean Streets, Memento, Following, Batman Begins, Casino Royale, Apocalypse Now, The Conversation, North by Northwest, Rear Window, The Two Towers, Spartacus, Aliens, Alien, Shawshank Redemption, Jaws, The Outlaw Josey Wales, Blade Runner, Citizen Kane, Touch of Evil, Night of the Hunter, Sunset Boulevard, Chinatown, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Munich, Brazil, 12 Monkeys, Blue Velvet, Donnie Darko, Sweet and Lowdown, Cleo de 5 a 7, Rome Open City, The Bicycle Thieves, George Washington, Adaptation, The Virgin Suicides, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Happiness, Kids, Bully, Gummo, Ghostworld, Buffalo 66, Lilya 4-Ever, Midnight Cowboy, Do the Right Thing, Fresh, Menace II Society, Dead Presidents, Boyz N Tha Hood, Deep Cover, King of New York, Point Blank, Serpico, Heat, Ali, Walk the Line, King of Comedy, Taxi Driver, Goodfellas, A Bronx Tale, City of God, Boogie Nights, L.A Confidential, Out of Sight, Three Kings, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Requiem for a Dream, Fight Club, Freeway I & 2, Natural Born Killers, Trainspotting, Collateral, Dead Man's Shoes, Godfather Parts I & 2, Scarface, Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai, Miller's Crossing, True Romance, Leon, La Femme Nikita, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill 1&2, El Mariachi, Sin City, 300, The Last Samurai, The Matrix, Children of Men, Saving Private Ryan, Downfall, Platoon, Full Metal Jacket, Eyes Wide Shut, A Clockwork Orange, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Solaris, Braveheart, Gladiator, Last of the Mohicans, Highlander, Starship Troopers, Total Recall, Old Arnie flicks, The Big Country, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Boys from Brazil, Marathon Man, The Graduate, Body Heat, Midnight Run, Beverly Hills Cop, Back to the Future, The Crimson Pirate, Silverado, Diamonds are Forever, Live and Let Die, Clash of the Titans, Jason and the Argonauts, The Great Escape, The Adventures of Robin Hood, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, The Goonies, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, The Lost Boys, Capricorn One, The Princess Bride, The Name of the Rose, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Martin, Suspiria, Evil Dead Trilogy, An American Werewolf in London, Santa Sangre, The Omen, Psycho, The Shining, The Exorcist, Halloween, The Thing, They Live, The Sixth Sense, Manhunter, Silence of the Lambs, Cube, Abre Los Ojos, Mr Vampire, Ghost in the Shell, Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, Battle Royale, Zatoichi, Lone Wolf and Cub, Lady Snowblood, Drunken Master, Police Story, Project A, Once Upon a Time in China, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Hero, Kung Fu Hustle, Shaolin Soccer, Oldboy, The Cup, Ju Dou, Yellow Earth, In the Mood for Love, West Side Story, Amelie, Punch Drunk Love, Fucking Amal, Secretary, The Lives of Others, The Constant Gardener, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Wild at Heart, Mulholland Drive, The Fisher King, Forrest Gump, E.T, The Incredibles, Grosse Pointe Blank, Caddyshack, Happy Gilmore, Clerks, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Zoolander, Dodgeball, Austin Powers trilogy, Blazing Saddles, The Jerk, Dumb and Dumber, There's Something About Mary, all the Monty Python films, Marx Brothers, Buster Keaton, Spinal Tap, Big Lebowski, Borat, Coming to America, Team America, Napoleon Dynamite, Pink Panther, Dr Strangelove, Together, Sideways, Bad Santa, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Time Bandits, Wave Twisters, Scratch, Hoop Dreams, One Day in September, When We Were Kings, Cry Freetown.Films by: Kurosawa, Spielberg, Lucas, De Palma, Scorsese, Cameron, Mann, Polanski, Varda, Schlesinger, Allen, Kubrick, Leone, Welles, Hawks, Lean, Ford, Huston, Hitchcock, Powell & Pressburger, Boorman, Forman, Romero, Argento, Raimi, Carpenter, Verhoeven, Jackson, Moodysson, Gilliam, Lynch, Jarmusch, Tarantino, Rodriguez, Amenabar, Fincher, Singer, Nolan, Aaronofsky, Soderbergh, P.T Anderson, Besson, Jeunet, Natali, Kelly, Jonze, Russell, Solondz, Payne, Kitano, Miyazaki, Yuen Woo-Ping, Zhang Yimou, Wong Kar Wai, Michael Moore, Sorious Samura, Hughes Bros, Coen Bros, Wachowski Bros, Lee (Ang and Spike), Scott (Ridley and Tony), Coppola (Francis and Sofia), Jordan (Neil and Jules!)

Television:

Oz, 24, ER, Six Feet Under, Twin Peaks, Band of Brothers, Lost, Sleeper Cell, Rome, The Wire, Dexter, Heroes, Dark Angel, Buffy, Homicide, Boomtown, West Wing, Sopranos, Third Watch, Quantum Leap, Simpsons, Futurama, Ren and Stimpy, South Park, American Dad, Family Guy, Beavis and Butthead, King of the Hill, Dave Chappelle, My Name is Earl, Scrubs, Cheers, Frasier, Friends, Monty Python, Fawlty Towers, Blackadder, The Young Ones, Hitch Hiker's Guide, Vic and Bob, Alan Partridge, Day Today, Brass-Eye, Jam, Nathan Barley, Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe, The Office, Extras, The League of Gentlemen, Ali G, Saxondale, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Snuff Box, AD/BC: A Rock Opera, The Mighty Boosh, Man To Man With Dean Learner, The IT Crowd, Father Ted, Peep Show, Spaced, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Rob Brydon, Little Britain, Jonathan Ross, GBH (Alan Bleasdale), Dr Who (Tom Baker bitches!), Knightmare, Batman (Adam West, Burt Ward, Cesar Romero, Burgess Meredith, Frank Gorshin, Eartha Kitt & Julie Newmar!)

Books:

Graphic novels:Watchmen, V for Vendetta, From Hell, The Killing Joke, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Halo Jones... ie anything Alan Moore, Dark Knight Returns, Batman Year One, Sin City, Danger Girl, Preacher, Charley's War, Zenith, Grant Morrison, Jamie Hewlett, Daniel Clowes, Tara McPherson, Ragnar, Gil Evgren, Milo Manara, Junko Mizuno, Katsuhiro Otomo, Gilbert & Jaime Hernandez, Chester Brown, Calvin and Hobbes.The Guardian, TV Go Home, Screen Burn, Perry Bible Fellowship, Viz, Empire, Total Film, Easy Riders & Raging Bulls, The Dirt.Books: To Kill a Mockingbird, Midnights Children, Lovely Bones, A Clockwork Orange, Animal Farm, Kidnapped, Tolkien, Roald Dahl, Stephen King, James Herbert (haha!)... Need to read more!Computer Games:ZX Spectrum: 3D Ant Attack, 3D Deathchase, Manic Miner, Jet Set Willy, Gilligan's Gold, Atic Atac, Underwurlde, Sabre Wulf, Elite, Laser Squad, Head Over Heels.Playstation: Resident Evil, Metal Gear Solid, Tomb Raider, Tekken, GTA, Silent Hill, Medal of Honour, Tony Hawks, SSX, Guitar Hero, PaRappa The Rapper, Canis Canem Edit, Final Fantasy.

Heroes:

Akira Kurosawa, Toshiro Mifune, Harrison Ford, Jackie Chan, Muhammad Ali, Jimi Hendrix, Stevie Wonder, D'Angelo, DJ Premier, Alan Moore, Harpo Marx, Charlie Brooker, Chris Morris, George Romero, Sean Connery, Ray Harryhausen, Bill Hicks, Gregory Peck, Yuen Woo-Ping, John Woo, Tony Leung Chiu Wai, Chow Yun-Fat, Sorious Samura, My family...

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Photos, Mr Alan!

Yay. I now have photos. That is all.
Posted by Alan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

People who pee on toilet seats....

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, you dirty muhfuggas! Cease and desist now or suffer my vengeful wrath, you bell-ends! My first blog!
Posted by Alan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST