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river johnny

the last fukin cowboy

About Me

"i'm trying to drink away the part of the day i cannot sleep away." what do you wanna know? i used to be 28. then i was 29. and now i'm the dirty thirty. drink alot, smoke even more. i skate when i'm not injured or drunk so basically i dont skate but i like to think that one day i will again. i have a knack for breaking up bands by joining them. sometimes it hurts when i pee. just kidding...or am i? oooh.
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My Interests

drinking. smoking. drinking. skating. drinking. punk rock. drinking. f*@kin METAL!!....did i mention drinking?

I'd like to meet:

somebody important. or somebody with a cure. any cure will do. seriously. also...i'd like to meet this guy. he kicks ass. Extreme Crutching

Music:

screeching weasel. 3 inches of blood. isis. mastadon. heroin. early queers: .. width="425" height="350" .. dead boys. ccr. and skynnard. also journey. planes mistaken for stars. against me!. iron maiden. early metallica. slayer. ramones. buzzcocks. modest mouse. weezer. gnr. social distortion. antioch arrow. spazz. coc. jawbreaker. elliot smith. jets to brazil. sepultura(when max was still in the band). joy division. thee electric bastards. lucero. archers of loaf. television. chune. comrade. the white octave. nobodys. pink lincolns. the appleseed cast. weezer. the van pelt. arcade fire. iconoclast. karate. joan of arc. at the drive-in. refused. international noise conspiracy. neutral milk hotel. blatz. crimpshrine. grimple. orchid. coalesce. botch. wolves. ampere. bloc party. baak gwai. wasteland. sinaloa.

Movies:

hellraiser. hellraiser 2. hellraiser 3. friday the 13th (1-7). quadrophenia. suburbia (the one from the 80's). peewees big adventure. edward penishands. donnie darko. caddyshack. pretty much any cheesy teen movie. gleaming the cube. heathers. phantasm (all of em). the united states of leland. brazil. time bandits. fight club. the outsiders. fubar. ghoulies 2. the karate kid. the legend of billie jean. dogtown and z-boys. the lords of dogtown. house of 1000 corpses. devil's rejects. san fernando jones and the temple of poon. the strangler.

Television:

smallville. supernatural. csi. south park. my name is earl. the office (british version). buffy the vampire slayer. angel. the office (american version). passions (although it is not the same since we lost timmy). aqua teen hunger force. sealab 2021. family guy. the simpsons. when i had a girlfriend i watched masterpiece theater, but now that i'm single i don't. cause that would be sad. firefly.

Books:

pretty much anything by chuck palahniuk?(i'm no speller) and anne rice(but not her new jesus book). the harry potter series rocks. the outsiders. rumble fish. looking for alaska. the lord of the rings trilogy. jugs. hustler.

Heroes:

me. myself. i.

My Blog

This is my worth

I am worth $2,271,624 on HumanForSale.comHow much are you worth?...
Posted by river johnny on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 05:27:00 PST

events

i am so sick of getting event invitations to check out some stripper on her pay website. that is all.
Posted by river johnny on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:35:00 PST

tattoos

so ive been doing a new homemade tattoo on my right knee. i find that it is a good way to pass the time when i am not drinking. plus it makes me happy and it keeps me from thinking about girls that ha...
Posted by river johnny on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 01:42:00 PST

blahg

so everybody and their mother are writing blogs these days and so i thought i want to write a blog but then i sat down and realized that i had nothing to say to you people that probably aren't reading...
Posted by river johnny on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 01:16:00 PST

broke and depressed

i needs to get drunk. i have no money. this presents a bit of a problem for me. how can i get drunk tonight? any suggestions. leave them here....or better yet...call me. i am bored. and sad. feed me t...
Posted by river johnny on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 03:19:00 PST

tag bitch

have you been taged?The game is simple "list six things that are silly, funny, embarrassing, or anal about yourself. then list six people on your friends list to "tag" to do the same. leave a comment ...
Posted by river johnny on Mon, 01 May 2006 03:30:00 PST