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General Hoot

If its not the puzzle then why are you crying

About Me

For sale: 2bedroom/1 bath 29 walls 2 windows 23 doors and one heart not bloody but cuddly, like a rabid panda.

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My Blog

sorry part 43

There's this parallel universe humming next to minefilled with sweet fools and naive conversations.Where plans are made for the next day only on the premiseif there will be thunder or not."I don't kno...
Posted by Brooke Heartist Heart on Wed, 16 May 2007 03:57:00 PST

sorry part 43

There's this parallel universe humming next to minefilled with sweet fools and naive conversations.Where plans are made for the next day only on the premiseif there will be thunder or not."I don't kno...
Posted by Brooke Heartist Heart on Wed, 16 May 2007 03:57:00 PST

Heatist, heartist, heartist, heartist, heartist, heartist,

I am a great heartist. Heartist= to have the heart of an artist but to have the hands of a mere mortal. HEARTIST EQUALS TO HAVE THE HEART OF AN ARTIST BUT THE HANDS OF A MEEERRRREEEEEE MOOOOORTAL. To...
Posted by Brooke Heartist Heart on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 02:08:00 PST

My day so far

My day today so far& At work at a store that is closing for good in a week 9:00- 9:07 open store and got it ready for the day. 9:07-9:11 felt kinda gross from all the boozin' I did with my crew last ...
Posted by Brooke Heartist Heart on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 09:35:00 PST

oh no...part 17

So listen, when life gives you lemons, throw them off to the side, get your friend/coworker to dress like you, and have a dancing david bowie party all day at the mall. Listen, I am losing my job but ...
Posted by Brooke Heartist Heart on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 02:11:00 PST

SERIOUS SHIT

This is a very serious bulletin i MEAN BLOG I am sending out. This has nothing to do whatsoever about smoking crack, Mr. Hands or even my invicankles. I left Tom Foolery in the other room so I could w...
Posted by Brooke Heartist Heart on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 05:44:00 PST

New Year's

My New Year's resolution, thus far   I have thought about doing these things more or less for the year of 2007 starting tomorrow and ending exactly  December 31 2007 at 11:59 p.m.   I ...
Posted by Brooke Heartist Heart on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 12:02:00 PST

I don't even know...

Shit. It is mornings like these, like this- that makes me wish more than life itself that we had internet at the apartment. This hangover is so sharp that all I can do is lie in bed and let the though...
Posted by Brooke Heartist Heart on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 09:18:00 PST

Just in case

Hey, is anyone going to the comedy thing tonight. I want to but I am stuck at work until 9ish. HOw much is it. Give me a holler if you care to about it.     Hey look I posted a bulletin...
Posted by Brooke Heartist Heart on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 03:30:00 PST

oh sweet thunder

Last night I decided that I hadn't been sad in a while and I needed to visit that shade of myself. So I got an awful case of depression somewhere along the way. Today, while at work, I celebrate ...
Posted by Brooke Heartist Heart on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 09:58:00 PST