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poor man's joel

My wife has had me killed, and there's an alien crawled up in my body

About Me


dont tell anyone youve seen this. Some day i want to be a Postal Person in Nebraska and ride my bicycle in Australia. MANGO AVACADO SALADS! for now hangin with DOG BOAT practicin SHARK PUNCHES & the UNO PUNCH.

thanks gabe smith

My Interests

i need to be distracted. help me.

I'd like to meet:

basically just the people i know already. rambunchious. michchivious. mysterical. trouble rousin. raisin ass. porch sittin. soda water juice drinkin. motherfuckers that have read the manual so i can see there wonderful beautiful faces. no contest. oh yea and a PIZZA KEG!
rip machete

Music:

its important to life

Movies:

radio flyer, goonies, the sandlot, the iron giant, breaking away, shane, funny face, paint your wagons, matewan, BROTHER BEAR! Bill and Teds ADVENTURES, How to Speak MIN E SOT AN, cheesy romantic comidies ya know the good things in life.

Television:

to much of it. never enough Heels or Flyers

Books:

the spoon river anthology, confederacy of dunces, Bridge To Terabithia, The Dog Days of Arthur Cane, everybody poops, the neon bible, and anything my friends want me to read. let me know.

Heroes:

my friends and family and coach.

My Blog

Coach Roy Williams and his honest words

Coach Roy Williams has some of the most ridiculous quotes that are just down to earth or sometimes as far away as possible. Going to start keeping trackt of them here plus some old ones ive had or fi...
Posted by poor man's joel on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:38:00 PST

waste of time

Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||||||| 60% Stability |||| 20% Orderliness |||||| 26% Accommodation |||||||||||| 50% Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70% ...
Posted by poor man's joel on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 12:34:00 PST

Minor League Hockey Leagues, Teams, Logos, brief Histories

Yes i decided to be a huge dork....So now that Richmond lost their UHL team and are now part of the very small SEHL (south east hockey league) their webpage brought up richmonds history with hockey an...
Posted by poor man's joel on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 12:59:00 PST

the 69 uno rule

if someone puts down any color 6 the next person can put down any color 9 and the next person has to draw 2 unless that next person has a 4 a 2 and a 0 then they put that down and then the next peson ...
Posted by poor man's joel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

those that dont know about my accident

im sorry you have to see it here and that i havent told you other ways. but on jan 21st on my way to a show by bicycle (as all shows should be gone to by and everywhere else) a car came out of nowher...
Posted by poor man's joel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i miss richmond already...

its only been hours...but i guess bein at the parents would make me miss new jersey..but seriously. richmond and yer residents i love you. ...
Posted by poor man's joel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this has got to be a joke

this is the last of my letters until i see you again.....
Posted by poor man's joel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST