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allie

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About Me

I don't like pickles, olives, being treated like dog crap or riding critical with a sore rump

My Interests

ORANGE JUICE! HAVING SOFT TITS. BRUISES. PREGNANT JEN. POOING WHEN IT FEELS GOOD AND IS A CLEAN WIPE. KASSANDRA. B.O. BEING AN INSANE PERSON. BICYCLE CROTCH. LITTLE NINO. CHEESE (PREFERABLY AGED). BUTT TATTOOS.INEBRIATION. BERB. BOYS. SHAMY SHOSHA. WARM CARL. RETARDS ON QUACK. THE ENTIRE KILLY X-PERIENCE. HYMEN RECONSTRUCTION. LISTENING TO KAYSIE ORDER FOOD. PICKING MY DANDRUFF SPOT. GET IT RICE OR PAY THE PRICE. SOUP. POPPING BUTT ZITS. PEELING OTHER PEOPLE'S SUNBURNS. PEELING SLIM JIMS. AIR FARTING. SLEEPING IN A BED WITH KAYSIE AND BABY BRETT. ENGLISHES. PEELING DEAD SKIN OFF THE BOTTOMS OF FEET. SPARKS FLAVORED LADIES. I DIDN'T EAT THATS. JIM'S STAND-UP ROUTINE. MEGGIE AND SASHA AND BEARDOG (AND SAMMY I GUESS). ROOT BEER. DOG BONERS. BUTT PEE. F-17. DELAND.

I'd like to meet:

Funny People

Music:

chopin. robbie williams. sewn leather. creepy aliens. circle jerks. bikini kill. birdie. smog. alvin and the chipmunks.

Movies:

the bat in anastasia. claymation christmas carol movie.

Television:

is a sick trap full of bodily repose, mental immobilization, and indulgences of sheer pleasure. With exception of: Kid Nation & The L Word.

Books:

catcher in the rye. youth in revolt. breakfast of champions. the importance of being earnest. candide. the subterraneans. most e.e. cummings. drugs are nice. the unbearable lightness of being. stuff on my cat. jen's diary.

Heroes:

Allen Ginsberg. Woody Allen. G.G. Allin. Alan Jackson. Tim Allen. Alan Cumming. Alan Parsons. Alan Thicke. Allen Iverson. Ellen DeGeneres.

My Blog

DICKtators of the world....painting concentration

..">saddam..">pol pot..">pavelic..">milosevic..">mao tse tung..">hitler..">franco..">ours truly..">castro..">antonescu..">amin...
Posted by allie on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 05:06:00 PST

jennykaysierachelcalvinalliecalebjeannine-late august model shoot

So, my best pal Kaysie and I had a lovely time with our old flames this weekend.As Caleb and I kissed the same beautiful homosexual, Jen was busy working her arms and magic. ..">..">..">..">AND HERE C...
Posted by allie on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 03:24:00 PST