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JOEL CONTROL

chi. chi. banana.

About Me

I may seem small. I may seem insignificant. But I've already fucked shit up.

My Interests

TEAM MAYHEM, the summer of blood, bottle rockets, knives, beach testing things, cartwheels, bicycles, mopeds, dirt, pants, jumping off things, champagne, diving boards, night swimming, kickball, races, explosions, wrenches, golden tee, stencils, sick-ass porch chillers, trains, sparks,tossing beers,babybirds, bowling for t.v.'s., Advanced Dungeons and Dragons, the new stoop, mail, fests, friends.

I'd like to meet:

Fuck your popularity contest, I want to see a murder contest.

Music:

bananas.

Movies:

Point Break, Cannonball Run 1 and 2, Smokey and the Bandit, Stroker Ace, Hooper, Deliverance. and spirited away.

Television:

not anymore