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ryan due

don't even think about killing me.

About Me


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www.mauledbytigers.com

Mauled by Tigers
Hyper Viper (R.I.P. 2003 - 2005)
Dead Batteries (R.I.P. 2002 - 2004)
The Gar (R.I.P. 2000 - 2001)
AIM=mauledbytigers

My Interests

electric guitars, the internet, mopeds, conspiracy theories, cans of beer, computers, dillers, unholy alliances, taking things apart, video games, late night banking, cartoons, 2012, winning.

Movies:

road house

Television:

judge alex, judge hatchett, the people's court

Books:

Dark Mission: The Secret History of NASA

My Blog

emotional effects of a great RPG

i recently beat final fantasy IV again and it made me think about how the final battle in the game makes me a little misty-eyed... yeah yeah.. sounds dumb i know... but anyway if i’ve had this c...
Posted by ryan due on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:14:00 PST

observations about spam email

so the other day i was just looking through my junk email folder and i noticed a few things...for some reason, i'm always being offered a totally sweet deal on this stock BIZO... which appears to be a...
Posted by ryan due on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 01:16:00 PST

tv shows, movies, advertisements....

so every day when i'm standing in subway stations i see billboard things for various new tv shows, movies, etc... after looking at the same ones every day for a few weeks i start to think about them a...
Posted by ryan due on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 12:12:00 PST

i need to get a normal sleep schedule

i think i can only sleep 4 or 5 hours at a time... anyway here's a list of stuff i like and stuff i don't like because i have nothing better to doi like:this kiss video i just got - shut up it rulesth...
Posted by ryan due on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 03:11:00 PST

go to hell

go straight to helldo not pass godo not collect 200 dollarsafljsssssssss liewtoawet;aiwjgjagrha:BJAkl;l;n;lkLSDKjjlkjzioaldkfjaioea;l jdaie,
Posted by ryan due on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 01:54:00 PST

this is why having tech support outsourced to india sucks

AN "ONLINE SUPPORT" CONVERSATION WITH A CUSTOMER SERVICE REP FOR TOTAL CHOICE HOSTING: TOTAL TIME : 1 hour, 22 minutes, 19 seconds ------------------------------------------------------------ ---...
Posted by ryan due on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

death....

. You scored as Gunshot. Your death will be by gunshot, probably because you are some important person or whatever.Gunshot67%Posion53%Stabbed53%Eaten47%Natural Causes47%Suicide47%Bomb47%Disappear33%Ac...
Posted by ryan due on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i'm finally famous

today i got this email... From: [email protected] Subject: Autogrammwunsch Date: May 8, 2005 11:16:18 AM CDT To: [email protected] Reply-To: [email protected] Hallo lieber Pr...
Posted by ryan due on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

spam email of the day

Subject: Re: ******real... DOGS Doing Chicks.****** catlike surmounts The only true Animals with Girls site ... that's right girls doing Their DOGS......Watch as these hotties slide Rex's Big Pin...
Posted by ryan due on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ehhh.. whatever

Ryan Stephen Due's Aliases Your movie star name: Nachos Tom Your fashion designer name is Ryan Moscow Your socialite name is Poopy Chicago Your fly girl / guy name is R Due Your det...
Posted by ryan due on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST