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For a SERIOUSLY, REALLY good time, call Ward Tefft

Naw, dude! It's a dude, dude! A FAT dude!

About Me

well, if I know ME, and I think I do, I'd say I love my friends. A LOT.

My Interests

Satan, hoagies, chips, and oh, yeah, the holiday season. Reese Witherspoon. A dog. MY dog. Dawgz. MY dawgz. Paisley.

I'd like to meet:

Jay Clark, (CLARKY) but we have to meet in his Top Eight, nowhere else. Also I'd like to meet any PICNIC TABLE ENTHUSIASTS, such as Big Tommy, but we've met, INTIMATELY. I see him everyday, out at the PICNIC TABLE. Also I'd like to meet anyone who has something to bring to the table, with the exclusive exception of Jordan Cole Kovach, who has NOTHING to bring to the table. I'd meet him again, any day of the week. And Babes. Hot babes.

Music:

WHAT'S PLAYING ON YOUR FRYPOD? heavy metal kids. NATE (gull)

Movies:

BEYOND THE WALL OF SLEEP. 9th configuration. Children of Men

Television:

YES, PLEASE!

Books:

Russian Literature, STRICTLY.

Heroes:

J.Z.