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Ethel and Ram

Chickens fear our pee.

About Me

Exiles on Genius Island. Which is fine, because Ethel & Ram are really good at collecting Gentleman Suitors whose sole purpose is to bring them more booze from the fridge - even if they have to build a canoe to do so.

The Ackleys sold this shirt like crazy on their summer tour! Renee Clay called from Boston and said she stole one! That means she didn't pay for it! You might need to ask for one before they're sold out - or stolen!

Broken Letters just released an album - on vinyl even - and they put this delightful drawing inside! Now they're recording a new one. That's a whole lotta music going on!
Can't get enough Ram & Ethel? Check out our White Trash blog where we collect and display stories about growing up just poor white trash, but Fancy was our name:

STRAiGHT UP YOUR BUTT!

My Interests

Drinking beers, heckling fools, making fun of crappy stuff, watching cable TV and petting adorable kitties.

I'd like to meet:

Patrons of the Arts.

Music:

MARITIME. MARITIME. MARITIME. And did we mention MARITIME?

Movies:

Ethel and Ram have agreed to go see Love in the Time of Cholera this weekend. Since they've both read the book, they think they will feel superior to everyone else in the theatre.

Television:

Big Love.
The Wire.
USA UP! All Night.

Books:

Most recently:
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by You-Know-Who
The Book of Lost Things by John Connolly
Memoirs of a Geisha by Arthur Golden

Heroes:

Patrons of the Arts.

My Blog

Getting funky on the postcards like an old batch of collard greens!

It's that time of life again - the time when Ethel and Ram show you (yet again) what you've missed out on. Yes, the next batch of free postcards we just sent out are now available for your viewing ple...
Posted by Ethel and Ram on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 11:37:00 PST

Ram and Ethel whipped up a new batch of postcards in our favorite mixing bowl!

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Posted by Ethel and Ram on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 01:37:00 PST

IT'S ETHEL'S REAL LIVE BIRTHDAY!

Although Ethel and Ram share one joint birthday, it is not actually their individual birthday(s). In fact, Ethel and Ram both have birthdays coming up. IN FACT, Ethel's birthday came up this morning a...
Posted by Ethel and Ram on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 08:27:00 PST

Ethel and Ram continue to crazy with the post cards!

INTREPID READERS AND VIEWERS OF AWESOMENESS!Ethel and Ram just dropped their next batch of postcards into Ye Olde Postal Box and the Good Times will now, as the Cars usually remind us, roll. Want to s...
Posted by Ethel and Ram on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 03:20:00 PST

SWEET SUMMER OF NOT TRAVELING!

As our most avid readers are fully aware, Ram and Ethel will be spending the summer at home in Alabama, not going on vacation unless it is to that wonderful world known as Dollywood. But in the spirit...
Posted by Ethel and Ram on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:49:00 PST

INTERACT WITH ETHEL & RAM - SPIRITUALLY!

Ethel is currently taking a class at UAB called "The Psychology of Fine Art". It looks like it will be a reasonably good time, although she expects to learn very little from the Professor who seems to...
Posted by Ethel and Ram on Thu, 31 May 2007 02:51:00 PST

MEEMAW gets in your brain and you go out of your mind!

As follows is a selection of some delightful tiny drawings that Ethel made in collaboration with local Birmingham superstars David "Pickaxe" Hickox and Aaron "I'm Moving to New York" Gemmill. Sadly fo...
Posted by Ethel and Ram on Fri, 25 May 2007 02:53:00 PST

The MEEMAW show - IN YOUR EYES!

The last MEEMAW show was a roaring success. Next to nothing is about what's left, so you can look but not touch these glorious treasures which slipped through your hands.Please note however that there...
Posted by Ethel and Ram on Wed, 23 May 2007 09:59:00 PST

Total Recall!

Dear Friends of Awesome:The MEEMAW art show has done come and gone, with great success. We will be able to post some pictures soon, although you will be seriously bummed out because everything sold! N...
Posted by Ethel and Ram on Tue, 15 May 2007 06:40:00 PST

It's that time of the month!

Dear friends and patrons of the arts:It's time for you to slip out of your work shoes and into a comfortable pair of standing around and drinking and looking at art shoes. This Saturday, May 12th, the...
Posted by Ethel and Ram on Wed, 09 May 2007 02:53:00 PST