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Angelic Fruitcake

It's the art of feeling naked in your clothes.

About Me

Photographer, Hair Stylist(to the stars), Writer,Actor(?), Musician, General Know It All.Myspace For Girls Only - MyGirlySpace.com ..

My Interests

achoo, amiee mann, angelina jolie, anniston alabama, anti-animal cruelty, anti-bush, aqua teen hunger force, bartending, behavior analysis, , betty page, birth defects, boobies, cabaret, can't hardly wait, cats, cheez-its, chewing on things, come on eileen, comedy central, cosmetic surgery, cosmotology, crushes, dancing, dasani water, dave chapelle, egotistical guys, fibromyalgia, flavored lip gloss, gay rights, gayisms, gettin' laid, ghosts, gossip, hourglass figures, installation art, jacksonville alabama, jesus,l.a.m.b., laetitia casta, lots of sex, magazines, make-up, makeovers, making-out, mannequins,mia,mirrors, music, natasha duncan, noses, ocean, olivia, people, perfume, peta, photo shop 6, photography, platinum blonde, poetry, pretty hair, psycho analysis, psychology, , SCAD, colorful shoes, shopping, sleeping, SNL, sound design, sunflowers, tabloids, taking baths, tattoos, the color pink, the family guy,The L Word, theatre, writing, will ferrell, jack Black, sex with will ferrell or jack black, harajuku lovers, nikon, tarot, palmistry, apple cider vinegar, cooking good food,brightly colored shoes, guitars, boys who play guitars,digital photography, Flowerbomb,Victor&Rolf reading, writing, things that smell good, money, religion,good vodka, naked drunk girls, david lachappelle, annie lebovitz, cathryn michon, lauryn greenfield, Venus magazine, Paste magazine, Jane magazine, Blender magazine, good dry white wine,Vitiano Rose,winning the lottery(ha!),parties,dancing, being naked,scrap books, intelligent people, funny people, beautiful people,ugly people,tequila, sexual tension(a favorite..),my wonderful friends, movies, MUSIC!, sociology, Politics(ugh.),painting, being in love, having fun, and being a happy, happy girl.

I'd like to meet:

Patty Griffin, Gwen Stefani, Ani Difranco, Laetitia Casta,Fiona Apple, Jack Black, Will Ferrell, Marilyn Manson, Robert Greene, TORI AMOS, Billy Blanks, Jesus Christ.

Music:

Indie, Alt-Country, Blues, Blue-Grass, Atlernative, Singer/Songwriter...
You Are Aphrodite!
A total shining star with a ton of admirers
And no wonder: you live life to the fullest!
When things get bad, you can easily take off to a happier place
But occasionally, you need to deal with problems head on What Goddess Are You?
You Should Wear D&G
Parisian haute couture meets gritty urban streetwear What Fun Fashion Designer Should You Wear?

Movies:

behhh....Zoolander, Can't Hardly Wait, Twister--i'll stop. it get's worse.

Television:

i don't have televison anymore....so anything is good to me. i like comedy central, E!, HGTV, TLC, whatever.

Books:

'The 48 laws of Power', 'The Art Of Seduction', 'The Grrrl Genius Guide To LIfe', 'The Art of Looking Sideways', really anything by Robert Greene.

Heroes:

Captain Michael J. Hooks

My Blog

Monday From Saturday

battling the woundedkicked while they bleedis this not enough for you?perhaps, i need more reason to cry.it was all i asked it meant so muchyou've never hurt me morecancer strickenand saying, 'It's no...
Posted by Angelic Fruitcake on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 05:59:00 PST

November was.

i guess things suck a bunch right now. i wish i could see past it.  atleast i'm not as sick as i was. atleast i have my matt and megan. I wish I had some sushi.... when don't I thou...
Posted by Angelic Fruitcake on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 02:45:00 PST

5-23-06:

a suicide note:   i imagined myself dancing with my rebel prince he sets the mood by reciting whatever comes to mind, in a rambling of off-kelter thoughts that i neither respond to, or ignor...
Posted by Angelic Fruitcake on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 12:05:00 PST

what i really want:

I'm losing my love of adventure, I'm losing all respect for me and myself tonight i wonder what happens if i get to the end of this tunnel and there isn't a light??   i've worn down the treads o...
Posted by Angelic Fruitcake on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 07:17:00 PST

if there's one thing certain, it's there ain't nothin' for sure..

ya know, i feel very lonely.   i really hate feeling like this. I hate even more that i feel the  need to admit to my lonliness. i miss things that will never be the same. i hate that i c...
Posted by Angelic Fruitcake on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 09:01:00 PST

So i went to the ER Saturday afternoon...

sooo...saturday afternoon, i was feeling kinda shitty after the yard sale was over. i felt dizzy and nauseas, so i assumed i was dehydrated. i drank a ton of water and chilled for a while. still no be...
Posted by Angelic Fruitcake on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 12:17:00 PST

i like metaphores...so does tori amos.

I don't know why,In your boys life, you become like a bull, like a bull in a china shop..Smash it up into smithereens.   There you,  go againBreaking porcelainIs that all I am? just a doll...
Posted by Angelic Fruitcake on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 11:53:00 PST

Everything You Ever Wanted To KNow About Being 'The Man'

General Misconceptions On What It Means To Be "THE MAN": *THE MAN is not affiliated with the government or any capitalist enterprises. *THE MAN is not a man. It is not a woman. It is an expressio...
Posted by Angelic Fruitcake on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 06:32:00 PST

quiet metaphor, for

"The Beekeeper" t.a.Flaxen hair blowing in the breeze,It is time for the geese to head south.I have come with my mustard seed,I cannot accept that she will be taken from me."Do you know who I am?" she...
Posted by Angelic Fruitcake on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 06:06:00 PST

sea change

Something better than thisSomeplace Id like to goTo let all Ive learnedTell me what I know. About the kind of lifeI never thought Id liveTill the ugly truthShowed me what it did.Let it pass on the sid...
Posted by Angelic Fruitcake on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 12:03:00 PST